Chase Burke

@cburke.bsky.social

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I'm laughing, actually. (Not the author)

A still from this stupid AI video where Elon is a beleaguered knight, but instead of kneeling by a cool sword it's like a tiny dagger.
A small tuxedo cat on a cardboard scratcher that looks like an ornate blue loveseat.
Photo captioned "bastard man refused to share pizza with dog" and it's a photo of a plate of pizza in the foreground with a dog looking covetously at it in the background.
Bugs Bunny as the Joker. It's the Jared Leto version, so he's covered in tattoos.
First image: a campaign ad for David Perdue that says "Totally exonerated, no wrongdoing." Second image: Jonathan Frakes likely saying "nope, we made it up"
Picture of Don Draper with a quote that says "What you call the Moon was invented by guys like me to sell nylons."
Tim Robinson in the ITYSL sketch where he's choking on a hot dog while simultaneously fighting off the people trying to help him. One person exclaims "he's like a wild animal!"
Trump looking like tired ass. Just dogshit.
It's the somber face of the wife waiting for shredded cheese for her fajitas.
The hero cops in Dark Knight Rises, charging into battle to fight alongside Batman.
Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny, and he's absolutely fuming
Jenna from 30 Rock saying, "Liz, first of all, the reason I have some English inflection in my speech is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack."
A tiny tuxedo cat lays casually on the wide arm of a chair. Do not pay attention to the scratched part of the upholstery. Do not.
The scene from Hot Fuzz where Danny, a police officer, asks "Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that, if you shoot it, it will blow up?"
Two pictures of the same tuxedo cat. In the first picture she is staring intently at something. In the second, her mouth is open so it looks like she's yelling.
Post by "Musicology Duck" that says "Some of the bored children are now playing with the cockroaches"
The Janus Films logo, which depicts an Aes grave, reference Janus, the two-faced Roman god of transitions, passages, beginnings, and endings.
A playlist that is just the Sufjan Stevens song Fourth of July
Hazel from 30 Rock saying "I mean, look at slavery. That was bananas!"
Tweet by Kay Type that reads: My great grandfather had the monopoly of eggs In all of China and my grandmother was super rich living In a mansion when the cultural revolution happened and communism took everything away.
Post that says "RIP to everyone killed by God for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than God." The post has been edited to say "God" instead of "the gods".
George Michael from Arrested Development saying, "So when those guys kept saying 'Hey you, Gorgo' that was me? I was the Gorgo?"
Frank from It's Always Sunny saying "Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."
The "myth of consensual sex" meme edited to say "the myth of changing font. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" The icon of a TTF file is over the woman saying "I consent", and the Android and Samsung logos are over Jesus saying "I don't!"
A tuxedo cat lays on a grey armchair. Her face is propped up on the arm. One of her paws dangles over the front.
The Nickelodeon alarm clock radio from the 90's. It's purple with a lot of lime green accents. One component is a clear, green tube that looks like it could contain slime.
A desktop running hyprland on fedora.
Iran's flag, but the green part is the green algae in the reflecting pool.
Post that reads: My Daughter IS MISSING! Last known to be home at around 1am this morning from Valley Center. She is likely to be with the male in this post. Her name is Alaura and she is 16 years old, about 5' 4" 120lbs, used to attend Valley Center High School The authorities have been notified! If you see her call the police or please reach out to me asap!!
The Baby of the Year sketch but Sam Richardson is saying "she's trying to get moo deng!"
An adorable tuxedo kitty smooshing her face against the arm of a chair. Her tongue is just barely sticking out to the side.
A baby hummingbird in a nest made atop the socket on a strand of outdoor lights. You can see the beak of their sibling poking out behind it.
Sorceress Sellen as a giant ball
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec saying "you're forgetting about the essence of the game... It's about the Strands"
Star Trek Next Generation title card reading "Riker Having Sex Causes/Solves All Problems In This One"
An adorable little tuxedo cat lays in front of a tv playing Taskmaster. Greg appears to be looking down at her.
Stringer Bell from The Wire asking "is you takin' notes on a criminal fuckin conspiracy?"
One of the fake writers from the Onion option piece.
A tuxedo cat sitting in the cubby of her cat tree.
A Trump tweet from 2016 edited to removed characters so it reads, "O the Pelican so smoothly doth he crest. A wind god!" Behind it is a picture of a pelican gliding along the ocean's surface.
Cipher from The Matrix
All this text formatted as a burger king ad: "I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania…in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in Coronet magazine or some other crap that girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans have a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it—of being wanted. Because the woman that raised me looked at me everyday like she hoped I’d disappear. Closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who made me go through her Johns’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar she bought me a Hershey Bar. And I would eat it alone in my room with great ceremony. Feeling like a normal kid. It said sweet on the package. It was the only sweet thing in my life."
A turtle standing by a pond
Nathan Fielder wearing the chili suit
Dennis from It's Always Sunny saying "In a good way, if I'm being unclear"
Tracy from 30 Rock saying "Trump, you did it! You changed her mind!" when he very much did not change her mind.
Political cartoon "Pyramid of Capitalist System"
Scene from 30 Rock where Jenna wears a shirt that says "Solvers" and Tracy's says "The Problem". Tracy replies "just to be safe, let's do both."
Dennis from 30 Rock: One word: podcasts. One problem: Where do you get it?
A bunny laying down in the shade between a shed and a bush.
Scene from 30 Rock where Tracy calls Betty White Tracy: HEY BETTY.I IT'S T.J. Betty:TRACY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THAT RAPPING GRANDMA MOVIE WE DID. YOU WERE SO FUNNY AS THE RAPPING GRANDMA!
The Joan Cornella comic captioned so that the hostage is commercial air, the guy calling for help is the oil lobby, and the guy who runs in with a gun to shoot the hostage is Trump.
Galadriel saying "I have passed the inspection"
The ITYSL bit where Tim says "I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair."
The IASIP episode where they buy gas to resell later. Dennis holds up a chart labeled "Gas Prices" showing an upward trend. It also has ridiculous drawings of impossibly busty women.
Scene from Gundam 00 where a Gundam pilot says "and now I've become a mass murderer" lazily edited to say "civil rights leader" instead
The "What is this, Reggie?" pic from ITYSL recaptioned "What is this, Bernie?"
A movie poster for Agent Recon, a movie we all know. But I'll go ahead and describe it anyway. Chuck Norris is an army guy or something. He's holding two guns in case one of the guns gets lonely.
Liz Lemon stares at a poster for "Transformers 5: Planet of the Earth" with a credit saying "written by no one"