👻 crystal 🎃

@cccrystal.bsky.social

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Sleepy desert dweller. she/her

Pug cuddling and resting her head in my lap while I'm trying to work.
I was the 91,802 bluesky user.
A doe (baby deer) lip-synching Creed's 'One Last Breath', by way of someone's hand moving the doe's mouth. It's very cute.
Republican political operative Brian Seitchik and his stupid tall hair. Lol.
Tweet by @MilliamVanilli using the DeNiro and Joker meme format. It says: Host (DeNiro): Let me get this straight , you think that every Destroyer song sounds like "Year Of The Cat" by Al Stewart? Joker: I do, and I'm tired of pretending they don't
Screenshot of top of online recipe for "citrussy shrimp fried rice."
Pug wearing a sparkly pink princess crown and a collar with a pink flower.
Bluesky notification that The Grim Reaper has followed me. *welp*
Weather app screenshot showing a current temperature of 108° F in Mesa, with a high of 110° and a low of 90° F.
A sketch of two hands holding a crepe filled with bananas and nutella, wrapped in paper. A delicious treat!
Alden's Organics dairy free vanilla bean round sammies–basically ice cream sandwiches–are delicious. This is from someone who ate regular dairy ones up until several years ago.
Prince of Peace brand ginger chews in mango and lychee flavors.
A screenshot showing the temperature in Mesa, AZ at 103° F at 8 pm, dropping to 90° F at 1 am (a low of 82° F by 2 am).
A screenshot of the Bat Conservation International's bat pick for the astrological sign Sagittarius: the Little Red Flying Fox (Pteropus scapulatus).
Luna, a pug, wearing a sparkly pink birthday crown.
A box of Vitasoy melon flavored soy milk drink.
Soupy banana cream pudding made with soy milk and silk brand whipping cream, topped with nilla wafers and sliced strawberries.
A plate of air fried tandoori chicken drumsticks.
The first Tomb Raider game on PlayStation.
Screenshot of a hole in the wall that leads to an otherworld realm, asking the player, "Enter the hole? Yes or No," taken from the video game Silent Hill 4.
Photo showing the back legs and tail of a pug, who has splooted across a tile floor to cool down after a walk.
Tweet by Jamrock Hobo showing the main characters of the video game Disco Elysium, the detective and lieutenant Kim, talking to each other. The detective says, "what a week, huh?" and Kim replies, "Detective, it's Wednesday."
A small pug curled up on the couch, covered with a blanket, and using her lambchop toy as a little pillow.
Twitter screenshot from Jalopnik (a car news account), showing OJ Simpson in the sky with a Ford Bronco sport below, stating, "Ford Bronco Sport, OJ Simpson Recalled On Same Day."
Reaction image of Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2019 film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, used to express feelings of excited recognition.
The creepy little robot from Daft Punk's 'Technologic' music video.
A pug sleeping in her bed, looking like a precious little baby.
A grilled cheese sandwich filled with pork carnitas, avocado, lightly pickled shredded cabbage, and salsa fresca.
A single blueberry pancake with melting butter on top.
Screenshot of frequently asked questions about the antibiotic metronidazole, which treats stomach bacteria among other things. One unsavory question asks, "Can I get fingered on metronidazole?"
Crocheted baby sea turtle in half shell.
Photoshopped screen capture from the animated television show King of the Hill, depicting Bobby Hill on the floor with his soul leaving his body (altered imagery) while his mother (Peggy Hill) looks at him.
Photo of a cream-filled donut with coffee-flavored icing, topped with a biscoff cookie, from French-style Korean bakery chain, Paris Baguette.
D.W. from the animated childrens cartoon, Arthur, looking tired as hell, but still smiling.
Meme of Wesley Snipes' character from New Jack City, Nino Brown, pointing a gun at his best friend, with tears in his eyes.
A loaf of oatmeal sandwich bread, fresh out of the oven.
Photo of a loaf pan with unbaked oatmeal bread dough (King Arthur flour recipe).
Photo of fresh-baked walnut streusel topped banana protein coffee cake muffins.
Pizza with a pale crust topped with goat cheese, sauteed (and slightly burned) leeks, prosciutto, and sliced green olives.
An AI-generated inspirational meme that shows a person walking along a beach, with the words "You can be an insane idiot. Don't you ever forget it."
Cartoon puppy dog looking into a mirror, saying, "I AM tired of being nice. I DO just wanna go apeshit."
Photo of a pug wearing a sweater, but her arms came out through the neck, so it looks like a tube top now.
Photo 1 of 3 of Luna, an adorable pug. She is wearing a Christmas sweater that is embroidered with "ho ho ho" and has a snowflake, pom pom, and a bell among the ornamentation. She has a serious, but sweet expression on her face.
Tight screenshot of Excel document with title, "ready to deploy defects..."
Screenshot of Amazon notification or "articulated fingers" from my wishlist. They are gloves with weird, long robot-looking fingers.
Luna the pug appearing unamused, wearing a beanie that has the word "naughty" across the folded brim.
Meme image of Star Trek: The Next Generation's Geordi La Forge not liking "tying loose ends a week after Christmas," but liking the idea of "tying up loose ends before the first new moon" of the lunar calendar.
Panera founder Ron Shaich says employees are not motivated to make money for shareholders and a therapist is needed by c-suite executives to understand employees.
Image of a big pot of cranberry sauce.
32 oz of fresh cranberries, two cinnamon sticks, orange peel, orange juice, and a shit ton of sugar in a pot, ready to get SAUCED.
Same wrestling image as original post, but this time 'me' wrestler is bombing down on 'thanksgiving dinner' wrestler.
Luna, a small pug, wearing a blue leopard print dress, sitting on a pile of rocks in the sun.
Image of Hillary Clinton's 2016 tweet documenting her birthday and election 'L'. It reads, "Happy birthday to the future president" along with her childhood photo.
Bowl of Trader Joe's squiggle noodles, teriyaki tofu, and mixed vegetables.
Homer Simpson making out with a doner kebab spit.
Little pug wearing a bright orange flower decoration on her collar, sitting outside in the front patio, looking out for delivery people.