carson

@ccress.bsky.social

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husband to my beautiful wife twitter refugee into music, sports, reality tv and my cats 🎞️ 📷 🎧 🌴 ⚾️ 🎸 📍Los Angeles, CA

A black Chevy Silverado with a slanted bed cover making it look like a cybertruck.
A photo of Harry Styles wearing a suit while sitting on a stage holding a microphone.
A gif of a black cat with fangs (teeth) pop out of her closed mouth. Two fingers gently stroke the top of her head.
A gif of a black cat with fangs (teeth) pop out of her closed mouth. Two fingers gently stroke the top of her head.
A streak of blue light from a rocket of some sort.
A screenshot of Clips, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T, and Malice’s new song “Chains & Whips” right above Drake’s new song “What Did I Miss?”
A German Shepard dog at the No Kings protest wearing a tan harness. Attached to the tan harness is a cardboard sign saying “I smell facism” in red ink. The dog smiles at the camera.
A black swan floating on a pond with ripples branching out from beneath. The swan gazes into the water looking for something to eat.
The Mexican Navy ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge showing people hanging from the sails.
a screenshot of a bluesky timeline featuring an article about what makes a butt a butt and an image of a weird butthole from a sea creature — immediately followed by a Travis comma bitch post that has been edited to only show the beginning portion saying “keep going, asshole.”
People gathered on the steps of Los Angeles City Hall to see Bernie Sanders speech at the “Fight the Oligarchy” event.
A screenshot of my timeline with Jerry Chen & Travis Comma bitch’s posts back to back that make it say “I’m fraunch fries”
A Garbage Pail Kids card of “Coral Carson”, a boy made out of coral with an eel swimming through his spiky seaweed hair.
A two second clip from Lil Jon’s song, ‘Get Low’. Lil Jon and his friends are huddled around a wide angle camera shot bopping up and down.
Mark S., Helly R., Irving B. and Dylan G. from the Apple TV show Severence, stumble upon Seal as a seal from the recent Mountain Dew Baja Blast Super Bowl commercial.
It’s Ray Charles smiling while wearing his sunglasses. The joke is people aren’t seeing my bluesky posts, hence Ray Charles.
The CPR training scene from The Office (Season 5 Episode 13), except the song “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees has been swapped for “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar
A cute black wearing a kiwi e-collar