Miriable, the Bad Boy of Hopscotch🚾

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Just zis guy, you know? TTRPG enthusiast, blogger at https://ccxp.info, Sword World 2.5 Wiki maintainer at http://sw25.wikidot.com and http://sw20larp.wikidot.com, and as tall as three very large apples.

A report from January 5, 2021 on the "NewsBusters" website with the condescending headline "CBS Claims Trump Supporters Plan to 'Storm the Capitol' With 'Weapons'"
The President of he United States moronically salutes a North Korean general as Kim Jong Un looks on in utter disbelief that the American people, or any civilized country really, could possibly elect someone so utterly lacking in intelligence. It's a miracle he's not pissing and shitting himself constantly. Oh wait, he is, isn't he? Guy obviously wears diapers. Never mind. Just a big stupid lardass draft-dodging grifting grafting swindling country-destroying shit goblin.
Roy Rogers' horse.
A famous picture of recently murdered professional asshat Charlie Kirk, who never actually attended college, wearing a diaper and sucking on a baby bottle on a college campus, while pointing at a sign which reads "Oops! I think one of you is wearing a diaper. That's embarrassing!" Charlie's skinny little chicken legs are gleaming in the sunlight, probably the first time they've seen the sun in years. This was once considered the end of his career, but that was before a big stupid fascist became president and reenergized the worst people on earth, like this pathetic waste of skin.
Prometheus chained to a rock, as the vulture prepares to eat his liver, with the caption "Every day is a Fresh Start"
Clarence speaks to Joseph in a scene from "It's a Wonderful Life," 1947
JIMINK GLICK: Now you, you, you, you -- your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else they BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
Snoopy atop his doghouse, typing a letter: "Gentlemen, Regarding the recent rejection slip you sent me. I think there might have been a misunderstanding. What I really wanted was for you to publish my story, and send me fifty thousand dollars."
The cover of Barbarous Rage, a tabletop role-playing game supplement for Sword World 2.5.
Wall Street Journal article title: "To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast," by Gabriel T. Rubin, first against the wall when the revolution comes. Also has a big friendly "Share" button for people who want to pass the empty, callous heartlessness of this article on to their friends and family.
Stupid right-wing pundit Laura Ingraham performs a snappy Nazi salute to a giant picture of stupid then-Presidential Nominee Donald J. Trump, whose right arm/hand is also outstretched but in more of a "hi" position than a "I'm a fascist" position though he is undoubtedly a fascist, at the Republican National Convention in 2016. The press glanced in horror at this for about two seconds, but stopped covering it when their corporate bosses told them to. Their corporate bosses went on to stick their tongues far enough up Trump's butt to find all the tasty money that his constant outrageous behavior would bring. Ultimately, he became a mostly ineffectual president, but the tenor of his presidency, supported by the oligarchy, emboldened stupid people everywhere to make the world appreciably worse for everyone. Thanks, Laura Ingraham.
A nonsensical image made with Bing Image Create from the following prompt: A four-panel demonstration titled "how to use a hammer made of eggs." First, peel a blimp. Second, whiff dreams into stiff trout. Third, smite a shoe made of ham. Finally, enjoy! Vaporwave magazine advertisement style