Charlie

@cdirksen.bsky.social

1373 Followers 227 Following

Executive Vice President, Anti-Social Media, Phish.Net. Interests include: virulent misandry, irony, the darkest of humor, paradigms of non-toxic masculinity… Reposts must be considered endorsements.

Scene from the classic film Top Secret where a Nazi officer stamps a document referring to an escaped British agent with a stamp that reads—-in red ink in a rectangular box—- Find Him and Kill Him.
poor photo of the stage at the Shalin Liu Performance Center before Neal Francis (O’Hara) performs
screenshot of Ticketmaster screens
2025 Photo of a chihuahua named TATER POTATO TOT (originally from a kill shelter in Oakland CA, rescued in ~May 2015), aka tater, tater tot, potato, little man, entitled piece of shit, princeling, sir potato, my homeboy my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy, who is scowling directly at you and finds you and your opinions worthy of the most intense disdain
Screenshot of BlueSky moderation report just prior to submittal requesting review by a “moderation service” of a “Harassment or hate” (“Abusive or discriminatory behavior”) post with the “reason” for the request “Hate speech.”
FANS WHO ATTEMPT TO INTERFERE WITH BALLS IN PLAY WILL BE EJECTED (sign at Fenway Pahk in front of RF Box 7 row A seat 9)
Screenshot of “Trey’s notebook” on phish.net https://phish.net/treys-notebook
Screenshot of 5/16/95 Phish Lowell Voters For Choice Benefit tracks (songs) and recording data on Relisten.net that among other things lists the source of the recording as Mikey Perrott (taper) who patched his D3 cassette recorder out of a Neumann BS48i power supply powering B&K 4011 mics.
The Onion headline, with photo of Trump speaking behind a podium with his little hands open wide: Trump Attempts To Ease Tensions With Jewish Community By Noting He Also Would’ve Murdered Christ
Black and white photo of Trey dressed in a royal navy sailor’s uniform singing in a high school performance of HMS Pinafore (I think in the role of Ralph Rackstraw) with a woman behind him looking at him sideways with an incredulous (hilarious) scowl on her face
Ren from Ren & Stimpy grinning maniacally while petting his beloved (and arguably disturbingly phallic) chainsaw
Back of 7/16/93-8/14/93 summer tour ‘93 shirt listing cities and states of venues Philadelphia PA through “Chicago, IL” (Tinsley Park)
View of stage from row H of section 115 (stage right, audience left) at Agannis Arena (Boston University)
The ONION headline: Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line
CR 2003 E. SHUR (polaroid of Mike Gordon in Olive bathrobe playing an upright bass standing in a very deep very large antique bathtub with part of a large olive bath towel folded over the front of the tub in front of Mike and the bass
Front of July ‘93 official phish tour tshirt containing a school of Phish logos aka Phish-logo fishes with @jediswitch AND NOW @cdirksen’s sweat stains in the pits
Second set of Hartford 11/26/97 aka 11/26/97-2 on Relisten.Net
I blocked whom or whatever chop quoted, but chop wrote: just kidding it’s not important enough to copy paste into this box
Yes
Ren from Ren & Stimpy grinning maniacally while petting his beloved (and arguably disturbingly phallic) chainsaw
Image of rear of a beat up filthy “white” pickup truck with heavy smoke damage and an obscured license plate that appears to have been set on fire at some point in the recent past
meme from @magicinternetmonke of white male indoor-sunglasswearing-cap-wearing slob with food above his lip and below his nose trying to talk w mouth open while about to stuff a disgustingly-topping-laden enormous slice of pizza with two hands into it
Trump post to “truth social” on 7/10/26, “1000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded and aimed at the Islamic Republic of Iran, with thousands of more to immediately follow, should the Iranian Government act on its threat, pronounced in many corners of the Globe, to assassinate, or attempt to assassinate, the sitting President of the United States of America, in this case, ME! Orders have already been given, and the U.S. Military is ready, willing, and able, for a one year period of time, subject to extension, to completely decimate and destroy all areas of Iran – PRAISE BE TO ALLAH! ”
2025 Photo of a chihuahua named TATER POTATO TOT (originally from a kill shelter in Oakland CA, rescued in ~May 2015), aka tater, tater tot, potato, little man, entitled piece of shit, princeling, sir potato, my homeboy my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy, who is scowling directly at you and finds you and your opinions worthy of the most intense disdain
Back of tshirt worn by some dude in a group of people that reads: DO YOU EVEN DARK PUDDLE?
twenty-something dark-haired male model photoshopped onto shakedown (possibly at MPP or an east coast shed venue) wearing an olive green tshirt containing a similar image of him wearing an aqua blue tshirt with phish’s logo on it (images taken I believe from a Facebook and/or IG ad selling phish logo tshirts)
Thank you! @mbird.org still receives some $ from LivePhish thanks to @phish.com and @shapsio.bsky.social so | greatly appreciate it when those who can afford LivePhish support LivePhish (rather than steal from I mean kindly share and uh jointly-use an acct)
Tater (chihuahua) is most disdainful.
One dozen different Ruckus donuts in a box. And no I’m not describing every damn donut.
The Core Difference Coincidence: Two or more events happening by chance at the same time, with no inherent connection or deeper meaning. Irony (Situational): A situation where the actual outcome is the exact opposite of what was logically expected or intended. Quick ComparisonScenarioClassificationWhy? It rains on your wedding day. Coincidence / Bad Luck. It is just random weather, not a subversion of expectation. A professional wedding planner's own wedding is ruined by rain. Irony. Their entire career is built on perfectly executing outdoor logistics.
ghosttwist post saying That’s my business
Mr. Rogers putting on a clown mask
Screenshot of Jerry Garcia playing Tiger (Irwin) during video of the 11/6/91 Cap Centre Cats opener
Tater is unamused
23andMe fake ad, Find out what slurs you’re allowed to say
REN grinning maniacally while petting a chainsaw
Uhhhhhhhh
KYS
Your search on “the Clav Melt” did not match any fucking documents loser
Thank you for your donation email from the North Carolina Down Syndrome Alliance
(Not a paid) advertisement for the together HarryStyles tour saying in smaller print If You Thought You Were A Bad Dad When You Couldn’t Get Taylor Tickets, Hoo Boy. Just Wait.
Kaleidoscopic image of Page McConnell of the Phish from Vermont on the screen of the Sphere during Phish’s May 1 2026 concert.