Chris Parks

@cdparx.com

184 Followers 288 Following

the celeste enjoyer has logged on | compilers, haskell stuff at crowdstrike | he/him

A flow chart that begins with "Should you put this in your mouth?". First decision point: "Is it on the ground?". There is only a single arrow from that state to the final result: "It's already in your mouth"
A flow chart that begins with "Should you put this in your mouth?". First decision point: "Is it food?". If yes, go to second decision point: "Is it from a trusted adult?". If yes, go to third decision point: "Is it on a food-safe surface?". If yes, go to final result: "Sure, put it in your mouth." Any No answer leads to final result "Don't put it in your mouth."
what appears to be a burger king print advertisement, but between the buns, it says "April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him." above a photograph of a person's hands holding a burger floats the text "Oceans are now battlefields."
screenshot of the results page of a "which k-pop demon hunters character are you" quiz hosted on wikihow asserting that the author of this skeet is mira. mira is seen holding her gok-do, a magical curved polearm made of light and staring down the barrel of the camera. there's also an ad for some kind of yu-gi-oh game, but that's not really relevant.
album cover art for Ninajirachi's I Love My Computer. Nina is lying among a huge mess of computers and electronic paraphernalia
vince mcmahon meme with 4 captioned images - likes to watch football, is a dad, lives in brooklyn, posts on bluesky a lot
Filled in blank check march madness bracket. Round 1: PTA over David Lean, Ridley Scott over Soderbergh, Villeneuve over Cuaron, Spike Lee over Michael Bay, Coens over Lang, Wong Kar-Wai over Linklatter, Altman over Verbinksi, Cronenberg over Chaplin, Bong Joon-Ho over Prince, Mel Brooks over Todd Haynes, Peter Weir over Baz Luhrmann, Sofia Coppola over Spike Jonze, Guillermo Del Toro over Ernst Dickerson, Edgar Wright over FF Coppola, Orson Welles over Malick, Peter Jackson over Sonnenfield. Round 2: Scott over PTA, Lee over Villenueve, Wong over Coens, Altman over Cronenberg, Bong over Brooks, Weir over Coppola, Wright over Del Toro, Welles over Jackson. Round 3: Scott over Lee, Wong over Altman, Bong over Weir, Wright over Welles. Round 4: Scott over Wong, Bong over Wright. Final - Bong Joon-Ho
screenshot from armored core 6's photo mode: the backside of an armored core on the right hand side facing towards the vascular plant - an impossibly huge, leaning circular structure that is narrower at its base than its top, which extends into the stratosphere.