Cecillus

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Ni dieu ni maître AI Hater Registered Court Interpreter (French/English) Atheist Born at 327 ppm Living on Lenape Land

Image of despondent US soccer fans after the US / Belgium game. Caption reads: US men exit World Cup knowing they inspired nation to believe they could win it one day.
Political cartoon in watercolor featuring Bari Weiss standing on the left, holding a can of coke in her right hand, and fat cunt Trump sitting on the right, looking despondent. Bari has her left hand on his shoulder, and he is sipping the coke she holds through a straw. He says: Then she interrupted me, like six times. And said I was lying. Plus it was raining. Bari Weiss says: We'd never do that to you at CBS. Drink your juice.
Will Ferrell on piano and Ana Gasteyer on mic from their Saturday Night Live music teacher duo skit The Culps.
Cartoon showing the tomb of Jesus on the left, closed with a big circular slab of rock. In front of it, a man in green robes says to two women holding jars: "As long as the tomb is closed, Jesus is both alive and dead!" Caption at the bottom reads: "Saint Schrodinger, the forgotten disciple." Signed kevinfrank.net.
Images of the New Jersey congressional delegation. In red, all those who took money from AIPAC. The only one who did not, in green: the amazing Bonnie Watson-Coleman.
An image of Marco Rubio appearing on Fox News, with the chyron "Secretary Rubio on the Straight of Hormuz." He looks tired, old, defeated and despondent.
A picture of the cunt also known as Nigel Farage, with the following title: NIGEL FARAGE: How Britain's democracy is rotting from within.
Gru from Despicable Me standing in front of his blueprint to grab the moon with a robot arm, looking evil and greedy.
Opening credit image for the show Twin Peaks, showing a road, foggy mountains in the background, and a sign on the right reading "Welcome to Twin Peaks." I added the caption "ICE OUT" in the middle of the screen.
Image from Times Politics of Zia Yusuf sitting in an armchair in front of windows, with caption "Zia Yusuf: Reform will restore Britain's Christian Heritage".
Image of Pinhead, the Cenobite character in the Hellraiser movie: pale, bald, without eyebrows, covered in rows of nails stuck in his skin, and bearing a striking resemblance to Stephen Miller.
Image of a scarf in the process of being knit, with a bal of yarn visible in the background, and a bamboo needle on the scarf. The yarn is purple grape colored, and the scarf is skinny, and features 2 cables.
Photo of an old phone with the Starbucks app on screen, and the phone on fire. Slogan is "Delete the Starbucks app off your phone. Seriously."
Image of a feeble, decrepit Mitch McConnell, holding on to an aide in the Capitol. His hand is bruised black and blue, his face is blotched red, his toothless jaws hangs from his sallow face. He wears navy blue suit.
Cartoon showing a participant in the Olympics Biathlon, lying dead face-down on the snow with their skis up in the air. They are lying just before the finish line, under the Olympic Biathlon flag. Behind them is an ICE agent pointing a gun that has just fired towards them, and saying into a radio: "Suspect was fleeing with a firearm!" Cartoon by McKinnan, dated January 28, 2026.
Round bread made of about 20 small balls of dough. Golden crust, with a honey glaze and a sprinkling of sesame seeds.
Sticker of Kat Abughazalleh holding her cat Heater, with the caption "Have you seen this Kat?," along with a little note from Producer Asha.
Gibberish social media post written by an insecure madman to the Prime Minister of Canada.
Page in the Icelandic book Vetrarfrí by author Hildur Knútsdóttir. I've scribbled translations into English everywhere in the margins and in between the lines.
Domestic short-haired cat, white and striped gray and brown, on the carpet hugging a ball of white yarn, with a piece of red yarn wrapped around her.
Cover of the young adult book Vetrarfrí, by Icelandic author Hildur Knútsdóttir. Cream cover, with a pair of green, amphibian-like eyes at the top, with a mountain behind. In the foreground, a person seen from the back, walking out towards the mountain.
Simple black and white cartoon signed ADT. A female patient in a gown sits on an examination table, legs crossed. A doctor in a white coat stands in front of her, displaying images on an X-Ray viewer with his left hand, holding a clipboard in his right. The images are actually floor plans.
Carrie Brownstein in a red shirt and Fred Armisen in a kakhi jacket pose on a poster for the show Portlandia. An orange banner above their head reads: Portlandia.
Image of a group of people in an ICE facility. An unnecessarily masked police officer holds a young boy whose mother is being held by a man in a baseball hat. She is screaming.
A poster on a pole in a street in the UK. It shows a person wiggling, covered by a British flag, inside a "prohibited" road sign. The caption on the poster reads "No flag shagging".
An image of Dr. Doofenschmirtz from the cartoon Phineas and Ferb in a white lab coat, standing and looking evil.
Bill Hader sitting in the Saturday Night Live Studio in his role as the Club guy, in front of a blue map backdrop. He holds his hands around his mouth in his typical pose, stifling a laugh. He wears a tight shirt and several rings on his fingers.
Close up black and white photo of Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove. He is wearing sunglasses, a black suit and tie, holding a half-smoked cigarette in his left hand, and smiling creepily as he looks up at someone facing him.