ceejayoz

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The Senate schedule for 2026, with red days as "Senate not in session". Half of the days of the year are red.
A meme of Barack Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on another Barack Obama, who is grinning happily.
Artistic representation of a man in a jester's hat being walled into a basement alcove. Skulls surround the alcove's portal. A spilled bottle of wine is visible in front.
A screenshot of Polymarket showing the "Mamdani team sweeps primaries?" prediction trending at 25% before last night's results, jumping to 100% in moments.
A signature saying “Tony Burke” is followed by his positions, which include Minister for Home Affairs, Minister for Immigration, Minister for Cybersecurity, Minister for the Arts, AND Leader of the House.
A man lays flat on the ground on a gym mat. He is wearing a climbing harness strapped to a rope. A rock climbing wall is behind him.
A box of “cannabis and mushroom uplifting tonic” drinks on a shelf. They apparently contain THC and Cordyceps.
A screenshot of the New York Times showing a headline titled "Trump Needs Smarter Sycophants" by Ross Douthat. Heggseth, Wiles, Noem, and Bondi are shown in the featured image clapping. The photo is credited to Damon Winter.
Fern fronds rise from a fuzzy central brown core. A new fronds is unfurling from a round shoot.
A photograph of an airplane’s cabin pressure controls.
A screenshot of a computer game. A brain is visible on a steel floor. It is captioned “ceejayoz’s Brain; damage at 30%”.
A shirt saying “have your pet spayed or neutered”
A data table screenshotted off a patient care portal. Five dates are shown. Each has a wildly different date format.
A photo of a $4,759.90 per month insurance bill.
A close shot of a black down jacket with an “I voted today!” sticker.
A browser screenshot of the hud.gov website. A large, red banner stating "The radical left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people." covers the screen.
An envelope with no stamps with an inked circle saying “Battery Point, 28 Aug 2025, Tasmania 7004”.
The sun rises over a bay of water. A mountain dips into the bay on the left. On the sand is a smiley face made of footsteps.
Screenshot of the NYT home page. Headline: "Johnson Shutting Down House Until September to Block Epstein Vote". Subhead: "Speaker Mike Johnson said votes would end Wednesday night in what he called an effort to avoid “political games” related to the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files."
A screenshot of the New York Times website. The article is captioned "Opinion: Bret Stephens" and titled "Mamdani for Mayor (if You Want to Help the Republicans)".
A photo of the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) stage with a screen showing "We are all domestic terrorists".
A green branch with small leaves and large spikes.
A protest sign shaped like a guillotine with a speech bubble saying “feed me fascists!”
A small plant seedling, with visibly growing roots and leaves.
Screenshot of an AWS support article stating “Gain access to this article with an AWS Premium Support plan”
A white petunia flower. It has 12 petals instead of the typical six.