Crist Jarrett

@ceejness.bsky.social

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Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

Chapter listings from the latest episode of Nerd Talk+ including “NASA’s Fart Duty Engineer” and “Shredded Cheese, Hindenburg, and Mariners Baseball”

Screen shot showing a chapter of the most recent Nerd Talk+ podcast titled: Women Leaders, Veggie Farts, and Space Snacks. Go to nerdtalkplus.com to find us.

Ben Affleck when he and a bunch of his oil driller friends went on a NASA mission to drill into a rouge asteroid deep enough to so that a nuclear explosion would split in apart and avoid it slamming into Planet Earth, causing a total loss of life. He was successful, but lost his future father-in-law and many crew mates along the way. Ben Affleck is a global hero.

Jumbotron at Marlins Park saying Marlins Win after defeating Colorado Rockies 2-1 on Opening Day.

Weather app #WTForecast proclaiming it’s fucking cold in Florida! 34°F at 7:11am in Orlando.

Early crowds at Times Square for No Kings protest. Only got more and more packed.