Ceej

@ceejoyner.bsky.social

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Your old buddy

Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names
Q: in your words, what do libertarians believe A: my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat
Superhero drawing with the worst arm/hand proportional relationship in history
Concert poster for Danzig with the other 2 bands being fuggin type o negative and godflesh
Illustration by @pants (Josh mecouch) of a post by @ceejoyner from 2014 - original plans for my Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun and eat them again at dawn
This is for sure me at the same Fugazi show I can tell because the drummer and singer of my band are standing beside me
A teenage ceej having a religious experience at a Fugazi show in 1995
Bandcamp alert that says Fugazi just released an album, but it ended up not being new songs. If you look up a video of them playing in Montreal or Vermont in the 90s I promise I'm in the front row
O pee chee hockey card for Nordiques goalie Ron Tugnutt, one of the all time best guy names
Monty and his park friend Maggy hugging each other in a dog way
Quebec is metal country. We gave the world Voivod, Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Phil Tougas, kataklysm, etc. I'm always so proud when bands play Montreal because they get rabid fans from like 9 yrs old to 70 going nuts. Conversely when I go to big shows in Toronto the crowds are so fucking lame that it's embarrassing to be there.
Forbes headline Pedophiles Are Using AI To Turn Children's Social Media Photos Into CSAM
Reply in response to a post denying the following: hey as someone who didn't know anything about you before but now definitely thinks you fucked and came on your cat, can I ask what this is about? (this is a perfect example of the 'not involved in child trafficking' shirt)
Legendary Garfield comic where Jon drinks a cup of dog jizz at the vet, which raises several questions about the nature of the visit and the protocols at that office
my very big and beautiful company, now run by my sons
Monty(dog with a beard) proudly carrying a ridiculous stick
@mikefossey its stupid when girls say they can't find a guy yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
My grey cat Chanterelle relaxing in the pot of a monstera plant
Two loaves of sourdough bread cooling. I worked as a cook for 10 years and the irony of that is I'm really bad at baking (I never had to make breads or desserts). Luckily my wife comes from a long line of chronic master bakers
When reposting myself I imagine a buffet where you've made a beautiful plate, to which I add a cold hotdog and say 'looks like you forgot this'
Album cover. botch. We are the Romans. 1999 classic
Wikipedia entry for Brian cook who plays bass in like 6 of my favorite bands, that ends with the sentence "he is gay". Like, I know that he posts a lot of pictures of his husband, who are you trying to be, m night Shyamalan?
Work on farmfri. Burning piles of brush. WindyFire got out of control. Thank God good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound
Leon post about tariffs that uses the animaldrums 'check this out' template followed by a dril tweet about dying inna cloud of your own peel out smoke. The classics, baby
The loudest silence: top Democrats remain mum amid violent attacks on tesla
Black t shirts with a white horse and lightning that have nothing to do with knitting
A silver 4 runner with the vanity plate GRAMPAS with a da sharezone-style window decal. Just let me enjoy it. I'm not gonna ask what his politics are.
One day when the kids ask about life before the crab wars you'll laugh nervously and continue walking sideways to crab church.
Monty sleeping in front of the heater
The problem with smart dogs is they often look like a forlorn Irish poet wearing a dog costume
Island in the Yangtze River that looks like a sleeping puppy
Ditka watching tv at a 90 degree angle on a sofa pressed against a staircase that descends directly into a wall. Even Escher would get vertigo looking at this
Album cover for ashen womb by phrenelith, Copenhagen death metal at its finest
Game show contestant with a name tag that proudly reads BREAD
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at rat snitch Brian the good time ruiner
Monty the dog getting towel dried after his first bath
2023 oil on board portrait of David Lynch by artist Randy Ortiz
Grey cat Chanterelle pictured in the clothes bin she now lives in down in the furnace room because she is racist against dogs
Picture of my new dog Monty holding a toy duck in his paws. He's handsome as fuck, has a little beard and whips ass.
Headline: Wearing a salmon on your head is back on fashion for Orcas
Not sure if this is official merch for Dune 2 but it's a shIrt that says IM JUST HERE TO FUCK THE POPCORN BUCKET
The popcorn bucket from dune 2 is a fleshlight
Lil turd man probably painted by a Dutch master. I haven't even posted this and I already feel my hate turning to love lol. I love this little guy
A shirt with Moses on it that says mountain jew
Photo of a little worm
The lads are chuffed to announce Liam has found a new brother
Easily the best Christmas song ever muthafuckin Gord Piedleger barely even mentioning Christmas on this slam dunk
This is my girl Chanterelle. That was her adoption name and the kids wouldn't let us change it lol
Cover of a new Kanye project vultures
Picture of a pair of Nike SB dunks with a Palestinian colorway, but I don't think it's in a gross war context, these are old. I mostly wear New Balance hiking shoes because I'm old and I like the ankle and arch support.
Bruno mars song playing and when the line "don't believe me? just watch!" hits I show up in these and immediately shit my pants on the dancefloor
Craig from Stray From The Path mentioning a DC Pierson post. Very specific intersection of my interests
The hallelujah 6000 instant classic reposted on by a music account on instagram
Shane McGowan has passed away, he was a brilliant song writer
Homer's car from the episode where he designed one. I once wore cowboy boots and a buckskin jacket to school in kindergarten lol that has nothing to do with the image it is just a free unrelated mental image
Post from pitbull that says if the pilgrims had killed a cat we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving. God bless pitbull
A clearly pregnant grimace rides in the annual free Palestine parade
Notification saying the Jesus lizard used my invite code