CJ

@ceejsteak.bsky.social

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Big yeeted. Inventor of the Meatza. Professional reply guy

The comic in the original thread with a post after it from jamelle bouie just saying "we're white"
Cookie cake with a lot of orange and white decorations depicting a cat
A cookie cake with a poorly drawn humanoid on there. It has no border and it says "Mmm" underneath when I was specifically asking for his catchphrase of "Mm"
A picture of me and Franky and Billy Will and BPrill at the last MagicCon Atlanta. I'm on a knee scooter
A thumbs up in front of a whirley pop full of popcorn
Bluesky anniversary card sent with @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
A receipt for a Whirley Pop
Me giving two thumbs up in front of Atomic Empire
Succumb to Temptation Instant You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Restraint is for the meek." 107/205 C EMN• EN WINONA NELSON TM &C 2016 Wizards of the Coast
Farewell 4* Sorcery Choose one Or more • Exile all artifacts. Exile all creatures. Exile all enchantments. Exile all graveyards. R O064 MKC •EN ►SEB McKINNON TM &O 2024 Wizards of the Coast
Battlecat, a large black cat, laying on his back belly up in a hammock by a window
A stand at the rennaisance festival for Arepas. The name of the stand is Ye Old Arepas.
A bluesky settings screen where the word "grogu" is getting muted for 7 days
A sign says "BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED" and someone has written in graffiti under it "Bill Stickers is innocent"
A chubby orange and white cat named Elliot
A trading card with a photo of a burger wearing a pirate hat with a sword on a pirate ship. The text is below: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL BÚRGER Fueled by rum, ketchup and pickles, thé pirates of the Sandwich Sea were famous for rolling drunk into battle.
Jake Gyllenhaal Donnie GIF by Madman Films
Battlecat and Rudy sitting next to each other on the couch
Ms. New Rudy, who we just call Rudy, exploring a narrow ledge on our neighbor's house. There is a metal vent that says "Hot" on it. He is a grey and white tabby cat.
An orange and white cat sleeping on a tiny cat-sized stuffed armchair. He is a big boy and his name is Elliot.
The Magic: the Gathering card Disenchant which shows Hanna from the Weatherlight Saga dienchanting a mechanical sliver.
The Magic: the Gathering card Tahngarth, Talruum Hero, who is a minotaur
It is the Magic the Gathering card Sliv Mizzet which is a Dragon Sliver and gives slivers you control flying tap to deal 1 damage to any target and tap to draw a card
A picture of a festivus pole, which is just a plain aluminum pole in a PVC base. It has multicolor lights on it. Don't judge me for the Halloween decorations.
An image showing I sent 18577 messages in discord this year, and am a top 2.8% contributor
internethimbo on twitch @InternetHippo Being a Democrat feels like going to a concert where the band is telling you to settle down the entire time 12:47 PM - Apr 13, 2019 -Twitter Web Client 4,001 Retweets 112 Quote Tweets 20.8K Likes
A reproduction of the four stones from Fifth Element
A Goblin King altered to only be a Noble and not a goblin
Receipt of $30 to Atlanta Community Food Bank
Listen college is a weird time for everyone. This is a picture of me, beardless, drinking out of a weird orange monkey cup and there sure is a bunch of junk in the background including the Inquests near the ceiling.
Screenshot of a group chat with the comic image shared. It has one normal emoji and then two text replies of "Laughed at an image"
Showing the Android Do Not Disturb options, including the option to only allow calls from contacts.
Option showing "Filter spam calls"
An image of the original post, but in a discord with Lauren's name cropped off
A list of muted words I have on Bluesky. It includes words like "mets", "phillies", "the Broncos", "the Chargers", etc.
The Magic: the Gathering card Unmask which shows a woman in a specific pose with an arm up and a mask being separated from her head, floating in space
The Magic: the Gathering card BFM, which is a joke card that costs 15 black mana
Photo 1 of Ms. New Rudy, a grey and white cat hanging his feet over the edge of a cat bed.
An app for the Nissan Leaf showing the car name is Leaf Erikson
Video of a blue Jay going to town on some suet
The Magic: the Gathering card Nevinyrral's Disk, which is Larry Niven backward.
A collection of all of the original Magic: the Gathering novels. You can't actually see it in the photo but the books run two deep.
Clip from the simpsons with the text: (Children Laughing) Now, Randall Munroe's scoring off me. Oh, that is it.
Three fall guys tweets from Twitter, only text, no images or videos: "every day is one step closer to ranked" "what feels embarrassing in fall guys for no reason?" "it's finally Spring, Guys"
A billboard that says "Tariffs are a tax on your grocery bill" with a subheader that says "Paid for by the Government of Canada"
Image from an older comic book of Magento pulling out the adamantium in Wolverine's body
The magic cards Galvanic Juggernaut, Havoc Jester, and Karmic Justice
The Magic: the Gathering card Demonic Junker. This correctly summarizes me.
Close up of an orange cat's face trying to sleep and mind his own business
Various photos of an orange cat sitting in a bed and sitting around a puzzle
A 3d print of a T-Rex with The Rock's head on it, with other Rock figurines in the background
I very tiny stanley cup, which is shot glass sized. It says Tampa, FL because that's where it's from.
A Borg overlay card from an old Star Trek card game. It is placed over an existing card and changed their affiliation so it could change Federation to Borg
The magic: the gathering card chains of mephistopheles, which has the following text, which is a lot for a magic card and very confusing: Every time a player draws a card, that player must first discard a card from his or her hand. If there are no cards in player's hand, take top card from library and place it in the graveyard instead of drawing. This enchantment does not apply to the first card drawn by a player during the draw phase.
Me holding the DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza
Comic from the link. Panel 1: My mom leaves pots of food on the stovetop and rice in the rice cooker all day. That's fine right? Panel 2: Definitely not, says Bumpus and Shaw. Don't leave any food out at room temperature for more than two hours. Panel 3: And if it's over 90 degrees F outside, no longer than one hour they say. Wait! What about picnics and dinner parties? You're telling me I can't eat from a charcuterie board at 9 PM if it's been sitting out since 7? Panel 4: Yes, that's a non-negotiable for me says Shaw
A torty cat in a bed
Image of the Accessibility Settings showing the "Require alt text" toggle