CJ Higgins

@cegjeg.bsky.social

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they/he • 33 • Actor, queerdo, just a cracker-jack person

The cover of the 2002 young adult novel “The House of the Scorpion” by Nancy Farmer. It’s a black and red cover with a red scorpion on it. The plot of the novel centers around a child who finds out he’s the clone of a drug lord who intends to harvest him for his organs.
The XKCD comic titled "Average Familiarity", which is two stick figures talking to each other. The text of the original has been altered so it reads as such: Ponytail: Provocative theatre is second nature to us theatre artists so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Avenue Q or Reefer Madness and one or two versions of Spring Awakening. Bald: And Urinetown of course. Ponytail: Of course. Bottom Text: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
A cropped section of the left side of Trump’s AI-fabricated image of his stupid little fair. Mysteriously, it shows many people sitting in the middle of the air as if they’re all on chairlifts. Just out among the trees, sitting like they’re in a chair.
CJ poses in front of the stage for “The Rocky Horror Show” running on Broadway. They’re wearing a trans pride kilt, a vest, big boots, a pearl necklace, and a face mask.
Luke Evans as Frank-n-Furter from The Rocky Horror Show, performing at the Tony Awards. The camera is behind him and facing the audience. You can see his butt covered only by a black thong among the rest of his costume (fishnets, tall boots, a corset, gloves, wig), and lemme tell you: it's a nice butt.
CJ, a white dude with a mustache, smiles for a selfie with his long-haired orange cat Pancake
Argus, a corgi (so it would seem), sips a coffee bevvy and vibrates.
A picture of the cover of “Galaxy: As The World Falls Down”, with an indoor waterpark in the background.
Bart from the Simpsons saying “Now Martin’s scoring off me. Oh, that is it”. The context is that a less-cool kid managed to get in a good joke at his expense.
CJ poses for a selfie while wearing a vampire button-up and choker
A screenshot from Diana: The Musical wherein Princess Diana sings the lyric “serves me right for marrying a Scorpio”. It’s also worth noting this moment comes out of nowhere in an otherwise-dramatic moment for the character, actual person Princess Diana.
Michael from the scene in The Good Place where Jason figures it out, saying “Yeah, this is a real low point. This one hurts.”
The scene from Little Women (2019) when Mr. March returns home; he’s hugging his daughters while saying “my little international women”
CJ in a pink sequined jumpsuit, wearing pink glittery makeup
Someone quote-tweets my original tweet with “Republicans are the cause of 99% of said problems.”
CJ stands in his bedroom wearing a white button-up with black designs an orange pants. He’s holding his pet cat Pancake, an orange ball of fur and rage. She is not happy to be in this picture.
Kermit the Frog falling from the top of a stage
CJ poses for a selfie with his hands in his pockets. He’s wearing a tank top and green pants.
A poster for Pagliacci
A post from the Facebook page "Musicals Daily" which reads: NEW! The Warriors is officially taking its first real steps toward the stage. Lin-Manuel Miranda and Eisa Davis have begun casting for a 2026 New York work session, with plans to shape the show into a full stage musical. The workshop will be led by director Jenny Koons, choreographer Andy Blankenbuehler, and music director Kurt Crowley, building on the hit 2024 album inspired by the cult film.
An email from Squarespace for a form submission I received. It reads: Name: francis bitcoin Email Address: [REDACTED] Subject: cj i must tell u. this i must tell u how u look Message: U look like a were woldf ;) i like it keep it up ur eyebroes they glisten with a feral rage that enraptures me i want them to embrace me and keep me warm in the most bitter cold nights of the coming winter
The character Ilya Rozanov from “Heated Rivalry” answering a question at a press conference
The “you may kiss the bride” moment of a wedding. There are trans and non-binary pride flags in the background.
CJ performing in “Ghost Quartet” in 2019. They are completely bald and bathed in green light, and they’re making a creepy facial expression complete with hand movements near their ears.
An extreme close-up of a cat in distress; their eyes are huge and have tears building in them
CJ and his wife Travis on their wedding day. The two hold up a transgender pride flag with one foot each on a bench a la Captain Morgan, as if to say “we got transgender married, fuck you”
Pancake, an orange cat with white accents, looks at the camera.
CJ wears a multi-colored sweater with flowers on it, orange pants, and black sunglasses with heart-shaped frames
CJ in the hallway of a movie theatre. He’s dressed in all pink: crop top, scarf, sweater, jeans, sneakers (not pictured), and even a pink KN95 mask
A dialogue exchange between Archer and his mother in Archer 1.10 “Dial M For Mother” Archer: Grilled cheese Mallory: What? Archer: Grill me a cheese. Mallory: I'm not grilling you a cheese. Archer: [gross sobbing]
A picture of the pope at a microphone. His facial expression and the way he holds the microphone looks like he’s singing from the heart.
Two pages of a fake children’s book created by Clickhole, wherein Big Bird walks through a desert thinking “I need to make love to a married woman. I simply must!”
A chart with four quadrants called “Nonmonogamy Compass”. There is a red dot on the bottom-left of the compass, suggesting CJ is a “polycule slutcloud”
CJ lays on the floor in front of a stage, the edge of which is adorned with flowers. He wears an olive-green dress and dark grey face mask.
CJ wearing a black kaftan with golden moons and stars all over it
CJ poses for a selfie with their arm over their head. He wears a green and brown flannel, orange-ish pants, Muppet stud earrings and a black crop top.
A scene from The Drama Group of Germantown’s production of Frank Wedekind’s “Spring Awakening”. An actor stands in front of a tea-dyed curtain, while five actors are in shadow from behind the curtain. The center shadow holds a manuscript.
Two actresses share the stage in a scene from “Spring Awakening”. They both wear tan shirts and shorts, the right’s being refashioned into a dress. The stage is adorned with flowers.
CJ poses for a selfie in front of a library mural. He has an “I Voted!” sticker.
Charlie and Mac from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” in fancy clothes mockingly crying, from the episode “Dennis And Dee Go On Welfare”.
CJ, today, pulling up a pink knitted sweater to reveal top surgery scars, healed over five years and with some hair on them. CJ is beaming.
CJ stands in front of a stage with a projection that says “THEATRE PHILADELPHIA PRESENTS THE BARRYMORE AWARDS 2025 CELEBRATING PHILADELPHIA THEATER SINCE 1994”. He wears a sparkly pink outfit that has both pants and a long skirt in the back.
A cartoon of a distressed-looking caterpillar with the caption “PLEASE BE PATIENT GOD ISN’T FINISHED WITH ME YET”
A meme based on a scene from The Good Place, where Michael Eisner's face and statement about Kimmel has been superimposed over the character Jason's face and words. The meme reads: First panel: Michael Eisner says "I think" followed by his full statement, which reads "Where has all the leadership gone? If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment? The 'suspending indefinitely' of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation. Maybe the Constitution should have said, 'Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one’s political or financial self-interest.' By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny." Second panel: Michael (the Good Place character) says "Michael Eisner figured it out? Michael Eisner?" Third panel: Michael continues, "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
A close-up picture of a cat who looks very distraught.
CJ showing off the arm he got his vaccinations in. (There’s one bandaid but I promise I got two shots, I think the injection points were just close enough that she used one to cover both.)
A meme stylized like a post from Turning Point USA with a picture of Charlie Kirk. The text reads: "A WHILE BACK I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND MY DICK AND BALLS SWITCHED PLACES. MY DICK IS ON BOTTOM AND MY BALLS ARE ON TOP." CHARLIE KIRK FOUNDER. TURNING POINT USA TURNING POINT USA I don’t know who made this meme and I don’t take credit for it, I just think it’s funny and I’ve had it saved on my phone since like 2018.
A screenshot from Season 6 episode 9 of Archer. Archer is holding a tranquilizer gun and saying "It goes off for, like, no reason", which is a running gag in the series often referring to the weapons created by Dr. Krieger, also pictured.
Tim Robinson in “I Think You Should Leave” making a face of incredulity. Although not pictured, he’s saying the line “you sure about that?”.
An Uno reverse card in rainbow colors
CJ circa 2016, posing for a headshot. He has long brown-and-blonde hair, eyebrows are tweezed to hell, and frankly speaking he looks unnaturally skinny, almost like he were having a hard time with body image at the time.
CJ takes a selfie on the boardwalk of Asbury Park, facing the beach. He wears a pink cowboy hat, black aviator glasses, and a pink button-down shirt.
Girl thinking “based based based based based” and saying “waow”
CJ circa 2021. While he’s taken a few transition steps and it shows, it also shows that he has not started testosterone.
Okay so before you’re allowed to look you have to remember I’m not a visual artist and this is my best shot. Okay so it’s the face of the Ghost of Christmas Present from “Muppets Christmas Carol” and around him is written “O God! To hear the INSECT on the Leaf, pronouncing on the TOO MUCH LIFE among his hungry brothers in the dust!”.
CJ takes a picture of himself in a bathroom mirror. His arm is prominently shown and it’s pretty darn muscular, I promise. Also there’s a cool tattoo of a wolf and hare. It’s great.
CJ is in an all-white outfit with a light blue top hat and bow tie. He’s holding a Miggy Mackerel plus like he’s a Bond villain and Miggy is his pet.
CJ is laying on a couch. Laying on his stomach, way closer to the camera than him, is an orange cat named Pancake, staring directly at the camera.
A small white rabbit is laying down in a corner sleeping. A cursive caption reads “Diva down”
Barbie in “Barbie” (2023) dancing while asking her friends if they ever think about dying