Jere

@ceilican.bsky.social

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My personality is like 90% “dachshund dad.” Quality Engineer in the automotive industry, General-Purpose nerd. He/Him

Person 1: if you had a choice between ten trillion dollars or flipping a coin for a 50% chance to win twenty trillion dollars and a shiny button, what would you pick? Person 2: obviously the second thing. Can you even math? Caption: people who think expected value maximization is always logical weird me out.
Photo of a dachshund rolling in the grass, belly up to catch the sun.
Close up of an action figure’s head. The expression looks annoyed and he has dark circles around his eyes.
Long haired dachshund looking sweetly at the camera, posing with his right paw up at his chest as his left paw supports him. This is an objectively beautiful dog.
Dachshund head in profile with the misting stand behind him.
Cover for the Warhammer 40k novel “Bloodlines”
Artwork of a genestealer
Sailor moon, crying on her bed, subtitled “life is so stressful.”
My long haired dachshund, his head on the bed, ears akimbo.
Two black and tan dachshunds looking at you; one with a side-eye, the other smiling.
Long hair black and tan dachshund sitting on my bed, tearing up a cardboard box. It makes a mess, but he’s worth it.
Calico cat, sitting on a package of tp, squinting at the camera.
A baby swan, it is fluffy and adorable.
Photo of a tortoise shell cat sleeping with her head upside down and her tongue blepping out a bit.
The marketing photo of “Thyrielle’s Zephyrites”; and elf band consisting of two archers with bows, one with a spear and lantern, a fox, and wizard holding what seems to be a bottle with the spout facing straight out and steamers flowing in from, giving the impression that wind is blowing out of the bottle.
Harlequin Death Jester from Warhammer 40K. It’s primarily purple and green and has a mask where half is a clown face and the other half is a skull.
Artwork for Action Comics 775, Superman is stand in front of of a backdrop that suggest fiery destruction with a halo of light shining on his face.
Two dachshunds, sitting in the grass and facing away from the camera. Both are looking at something unseen. The smaller one, to the left, has a long, fluffy coat. The bigger one on the right is short haired with a spotted pattern on his ears.
Four nuns riding a single tandem bike; the third from the front is reading a book
Robert Deniro in “meet the parents” saying “you tried to milk him, didn’t you, you son of a bitch.”
Two black and tan dachshunds sitting outside in the sun, one long hair, one shorthair.
Screen cap of a cartoon with the text “From Kenny Loggins Roasters?” If you’re too young, though, you may not know that Kenny Rogers had a restaurant chain named “Kenny Rogers Roasters”
Two dachshunds laying in a bed, the smaller one in front side-eyeing the camera and the bigger one to the rear, resting his head on the smaller one’s hip.
Guilliman, smiling. Lower text: the codex Astartes does support this action.
Long haired dachshund running away from the viewer in the snow, his ears flopping
Photograph of a Space Marine commander wielding a Thunder Hammer made from various parts of multiple kits.
Two dachshunds laying down, one resting his head on the other’s rump.
My dachshund standing straight up and smiling.
Cover photo for Garth Brooks “In Pieces” (1993)
Small tortie cat, sitting on top of the TP, staring straight at the camera with mostly closed eyes.
A dachshund looking back at you, with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth.
The Belcher family from Bob’s Burgers, Tina is waving.
Two dachshunds laying together, with one’s head resting on the hips of the other.
Tim the sorcerer from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Two dachshunds laying on my bed, the smaller one with long fur side eyeing the camera, the bigger, short haired one resting his chin on his brother’s hip.
My two black and tan dachshunds enjoying the sunlight on a balmy autumn day.
Cover of the “Guide to the Technocracy” for Mage the Ascension. It is not the same art.
Black and tan long haired dachshund in a shiny red dragon costume giving the camera some side eye.
In the foreground is Bane from the Dark Knight Rises, his back to us and his arms spread in challenge. In the background is a man dressed in a pink unitard, his arms also spread in challenge.
Picture of Che Guevara
My long haired dachshund standing up to grab a dog treat shaped like finger bones
Sanguinius from the cover of “Lost and the Damned” A golden-armored angel with his wings spread, holding a spear aloft in one hand, with a lightning wreathed sword in the other
My long hair dachshund wearing a red dragon costume and giving the camera some side-eye.
Photo of a sign for the dogzilla, a half pound hot dog.
My fluffy dachshund smiling for the camera
Short haired black and tan dachshund wearing a bow tie printed with Sasquatch silhouettes and his tongue blepped out a little bit.
My dachshund right up in my face giving me kisses.
My dachshund looking over his shoulder at the camera with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth just a little bit
Old photograph of me sitting on my dad’s lap while he’s driving.
Two dachshunds sitting butt-to-butt on a recliner so that they can each have their front paws on one of the arms.
My dachshund Thorin with his tongue hanging out, showing signs of distress.
Scene from phantom menace where yoda says “always two there are.”
My two black and tan dachshunds sitting next each other looking out over the back yard. On the left is Thorin, shorter but much fluffier. On the right is Leman who is larger and a shorthair.
Photo of the misting stand in my back yard in operation, next to one of my red Adirondack chairs. In the background a dachshund is barking at it.
Long haired black and tan dachshund rolling around in the grass.
Picture of a corn cob.