Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social

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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

A woman stands in the aisle of an airplane looking aft, pointing her fingers in the air while looking agitated in mid-speech. From a viral video where the woman was recorded mysteriously saying, "that motherfucker is NOT real."
A cat with its out mouth open in front of a wallpaper of the letter "A" repeated endlessly, suggesting the cat is screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Cropped close up of Trump on a photo collage. He is seen in three-quarter profile grinning with his mouth closed. His natural hairline is very visible from the lighting and he looks bald with just long thinner hair combed over the top of his shiny scalp.
Smudge, a white cat sitting in a chair at the dinner table, with a plate full of roasted vegetables, half of a well known "woman yells at cat" meme
Screenshot of a news story dated June 30, 2026 by Bill Allison featuring a stock photo of President Trump sitting behind the Resolute Desk. Headline reads: "Trump Reports at Least $1.2 Billion in Crypto Earnings for 2025"
An infamous photo of a sullen-faced young woman wearing a green wig, standing in a smoky room behind some prop test tubes and beakers from Willy's Chocolate Experience in 2024 Glasgow
A drawing of "chubby" JD Vance meme on a tarot card, wearing a red robe, holding up 2 fingers in a V sign, and a golden staff topped with the Nazi Eagle (Reichsadler) with the letter T instead of the swastika. The card is labeled THE HIEROPHANT
A tabby cat in a police car blowing into a portable breathalyzer which displays the number 0.13
A screenshot of a Fantastic Fest 2025 ballot for OBSESSION, dated Sep 23, 2025. Scaled from 1=Not Good to 5=Excellent. The ballot is marked 5.
The Claude logo (an orange hand-drawn 12-pointed star) with the styled word "Claude" beneath it, set on a white rounded rectangle
Cartoon Goose: what ideology? Angry Cartoon Goose chasing a person running away: What ideology is illegal?
Results from a Google search. Text reads: To get Siri to understand and play the French indie-pop/nu-disco band L'Impératrice, you have to trick her English phonetic processing. If you use a native French accent, Siri will likely misinterpret the words as "Lampe" or "A mattress." Apple Music +3 • Pronounce it "Anglicized" Instead of saying the name smoothly in French, say it with a flat, phonetic English accent. Split the pronunciation into distinct, harsh English syllables: • Say: "Lamp-er-uh-trees" or "Limb-pir-uh-trice" • Complete voice command: "Siri, play the band Lamp-er-uh-trees."
A woman in jorts and a black tank top is standing in the aisle of a passenger jet pointing and gesturing for emphasis. She appears to be agitated.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: A grouped labeled "Bluesky community" are huddled talking. Next to them a lone stick figure says "I think we should ban cartoon avatars" Panel 2: someone from the crowd gives him a big thumbs up. Panel 3: the Bluesky community group resumes taking, saying "Anyway..."
Screenshot of a WIRED article headline that reads: WIRED STARTUP LIFE The DOGE Boys Get VC Funding to Support Their Latest Enterprise Former DOGE members and Elon Musk allies are backing a startup aimed at using Al to apply "learnings" from DOGE to the private sector. VITTORIA ELLIOTT 06.05.26 11:06 AM
A humorous diagram from The Simpsons labeled "FOOD CHAIN" with the shape of a human in the center and shapes of various animals surrounding it with arrows all pointing from the animals to the human.
Lisa Simpson at the dinner table, holding back tears. She says, "I can see through time."
A post by Jeff Luman on Bluesky that reads: "Hope it was worth it..." and a photo of a white haired man (John Cornyn) in a white shirt and brown suit jacket reading the book Trump The Art Of The Deal. Beneath it is an unrelated post by Microplastics Sommelier that reads: "At least John Cornyn still has his dignity"
A cartoon of a woman labeled "Me" sitting at the kitchen table, looking askance at a prescription pill bottle labeled "Spa music for cats"
Three different video game controllers photographed over a completed jigsaw puzzle. From top to bottom: a white Sony PlayStation DualSense Edge, a dark grey Steam Controller (2026), and a black Steam Controller (2015)
A long exposure photo of black or tuxedo cat's head in motion. The cat's head, eyes and mouth are a blur, making it look surreal and funny.
A stylized "breaking news" interstitial video frame with the words "OH FUCK WHAT NOW" instead of "breaking news"
Grimace is standing on a grassy playground eating the head of a small child
The drowning kid at the pool meme. A woman (Valve) is holding up a smiling girl (Influencers) while an ignored boy (Paying customers) is struggling to keep his head above the water in the foreground. Behind the water is a skeleton labeled (Steam Controller)
A crudely drawn merit badge that reads "FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD"
A cartoon of a hand holding a newspaper clipping with the headline "OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD" with a photo of Abe Simpson waving a fist at a cloud in the sky while yelling.
A scene from Star Trek episode "Patterns of Force" - Captain Kirk dressed in a dark uniform and military officer's hat is trying to wake a sleeping old man wearing a tan shirt.
Social media post from Elis that reads: "While everyone else is having problems right now, Jerry keeps posting non-stop." Below it is a pop-up window that displays: "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?"
An older woman wearing a red t-shirt that says "DoorDash Grandma" is standing next to Donald Trump who is holding two brown shopping bags with the McDonald's logo. Trump is standing in the doorway of an open door and appears to be speaking to whoever is taking the photo.
The crew of Star Trek (2009) aka "the Kelvin timeline" in their colorful Starfleet uniforms standing in front of the Enterprise's bridge view screen. From left to right: Chekov, Kirk, Scotty, Bones, Sulu and Uhura.
A man and a woman in spiffy outfits in a cozy indoor retail location with the caption: "Put. A. Bird. On. It."
An exaggeratedly tall iPhone mockup
A elderly mustached man wearing glasses and a yellow sweater vest is eating a bowl of Quaker Oats at a kitchen table. The product is conspicuously displayed on the table next to him.
An undated social media post from Donald J Trump. The post reads: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
A frame from a Family Guy cartoon: a (white) man is in the drivers seat wearing a red vest and red fez. An arm in a blue sleeve is holding up a color swatch with six skin tones arranged from light to dark. The three lightest skin tone are labeled "OKAY" and the three darkest skin tones are labeled "NOT OKAY"
Beavis, a crudely drawn cartoon character has his t-shirt pulled up over his head. His arms are up with his palms open and facing forward. His face wears a fierce expression.
A painting of a man standing up in a room full of people who are turning their heads to look at him. The man's head is replaced with the photo of a cute dog.
An orange and white cat staring transfixed in front of a dark computer monitor with the words "No Signal!" Appearing above the cat's head.
Sean Bean as Boromir from The Lord of the Rings movie, touches his forehead with his eyes closed. He is having a moment.
A red-shouldered hawk perched on a wooden fence in a suburban setting. The sky appears near sunset
Two posts that appear together in a Bluesky feed: First one from Jeremy O'Kelley: what's your theme song at the moment? The second post from hammanchez: get in loser we're far cry soundtrack posting with the thumbnail of a YouTube video from Dan Rommer ft. Jenny Owen Youngs - Oh the Bliss (Lyrics) Far Cry 5 Presents: Into The Flames Song
Portrait of "Handsome Squidward," an overly chiseled and hyper-masculine cartoon face with exaggerated cheekbones, square jaw, dimpled chin and a devil may care look in his eyes.
Steve Jobs wearing a white shirt and a black sweater and glasses, standing on stage in front of a large screen displaying the words "Steve Jobs iCEO" in tall letters.
Screenshot of album cover for Soundtrack from Quake (videogame) by Nine Inch Nails. The Quake logo is a crescent moon shape with a nail through the center forming a stylized letter "Q". Below are buttons labeled Play and Shuffle.
A screenshot of an error that reads: "Failed to save image: Error: Asset couldn't be saved to photo library: Unknown error"
A cat whose face is lit from underneath. The photo was also taken from an extremely low angle. Caption reads: Pathetic.
A cat laying on a comfy sofa cushion is playing with an orange-colored plastic toy revolver. Its front paws are wrapped around the barrel and it is chewing on the end of the barrel, making it look like the cat is trying to shoot itself in the mouth.
Two consecutive posts on Bluesky. One is from @hammancheez.bsky.social that says "NYT about here passive voicing like it's a cop killing a minority for backtalking at a traffic stop" and the next post from @mariopro.bsky.social featuring screenshot of CNN headline that reads, "Three US service members killed amid Iran operation, US military says"
Screenshot of an older man sitting in an academic office with a desk and bookshelf whine him. He is wearing a dark shirt and a trim white beard, looking directly into the camera and speaking. Title of video is Why the Universe has no center. The video is credited to Leonard Susskind.
A black screen with isometric view of toasters with wings and brown toast flying diagonally across the screen
A screenshot from a YouTube video about an orange cats upside down. The label "neuron development mentioned" appears.
JJ Abrams on stage at TED standing next to a small wooden box with a big question mark and the label "Tannen's Magic Mystery Box"
Krusty the Clown smoking a cigarette. He has a puzzled expression on his face. Caption reads: "What the hell was that!?"
A cartoon depiction of someone holding an Apple Newton with the words "Eat up Martha." displayed on the screen.
A white cat with its mouth wide open, and red lasers beaming from its eyes
Man in a puffy red jacket holds up a hand to the word "Sasquatch" In the second panel, the man grins and points to the word "Sasquanch"
A person wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat is covered completely in "Fell For It Again" medals.
Many "Fell For It Again" awards in the shape of a person wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat.
A wide angle shot of the gleaming white Space Mountain building exterior from DisneyWorld, complete with stylish spires rising near the top.