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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 | Trans fem Gen-Xer Warhammer 40k, Old World, Horus Heresy, and a few surprises. Minis and terrain and other scale models

an image of Angron, daemon prince of Khorne, with the caption "Blood for the blood god" - The lust for slaughter cannot be slaked - Promethium prices rise 200%
A breaking news graphic depicting Mechanicum forces. Headline: "Dark Mechanicum To Be Purged" "Deemed Supply Chain Risk by Sec Angron: Must leave terra immediately"
A breaking news graphic depicting Horus Lupercal, the warmaster of the galaxy in the Horus Heresy era of Warhammer 40k, and the caption "STATE OF THE IMPERIUM ADDRESS"
A Breaking News graphic depicting Slaanesh Daemon Prince Fulgrim, a reptilian creature of great beauty and terror. The headline reads: "Primarchs in Fulgrim Files: President Lupercal Denies Associations Despite Copious Evidence"
A breaking news graphic. Horus Lupercal, the Warmaster of the Horus Heresy, with the headline: "Legionaries given new orders / Space Marines to focus on slaughtering humanity : xenos deprioritized"
A breaking news graphic depicting Nurgle from the "Realm of Chaos" artwork. Headline: "All medications forbidden" - "We cast our fate unto the love and care of grandfather nurgle" - HHS
s breaking news graphic. The image depicts a Genestealer Cult leader and the headline reads "Horus denies genestealer cult" and "PRESIDENT CLAIMS MEMBERSHIP AND DOCUMENTS TO BE "AN IMPERIUM HOAX"
The plague marines of Nurgle, deployed to terran cities in a breaking news graphic
a breaking news graphic with the headline HORUS DELCARES CEASEFIRE and "Orks and tyranids continue fighting in outer rim systems - waugh continues" and a large picture of an Ork
some miniatures on a tabletop. a line of tanks. breaking news headline: Horus' Birthday Disappoints
a breaking news graphic. A bearded, haggard ROgal Dorn is above a headline saying "ALLIANCE WITH KELBOR-HAL?" and "Surviving imperium loyalists make overtures to estranged dark mechanicum"
A breaking news graphic with Kelbor-Hal of Mars, and Horus Lupercal and a red slash between them. Headline: "Kelbor-Hal Splits from Horus": "such ingratitude" - Dark Mechanicum Returns to Mars, Criticizes Lupercal
a breaking news graphic depicting an Imperial Guard commissar and the headline "CANADIA STANDS" and "first 100 days of Lupercal admin marred by scandal, chaos daemons"
a breaking news graphic depicting Angron, Primarch of the World Eaters Legion and Ascended Daemon Prince of Khorne the Blood God, with the headline :"SecDef Angron To Be Replaced" and "Screaming "blood for the blood god" on unsecured vox drew criticism"
Chaos Daemons invading real space via warp rifts. Headine: "Warp Rifts Re-Opened, Closed" - "We Are Re-opening the warp rifts then closing them for 30 days" -Horus
A breaking news graphic. Image: Horus Lupercal, President of Humanity and Slayer of the False Emperor. Headline: "HORUS PARTLY CLOSES WARP RIFT". Subhead: "Markets rally as daemonic incursions lowered to 10% for 90 day period"
A breaking news graphic, depicting the tentacled monsters of the Warp. Headline: "WARP RIFT ROILS MARKETS". Subhead: "Promethium, corpse starch futures down an indeterminate amount"
a post from Elon Musk "as i mentioned several years ago, it increasingly appears that humanity is a biological boot loader for digital super intelligence."
Angron Under Pressure, is the headline of a breaking news graphic depicting Angron of the World Eaters Legion. Subheading: "Alpharius, Fulgrim, Perturabo included remembrancer in noosphere chat"
A Breaking News graphic depicting Rogal Dorn of the Imperial Fists, and the caption, "DORN: We Will Win in M31.026" and "Surviving loyalist primarchs unveil "do nothing and wait" strategy"
Trazyn the Infinite and Orikan the Diviner, two ancient necrons who love two things: needling each other and artifacts
Breaking news graphic with "Dark Mechanicum" spider tanks from the Horus Heresy of warhammer, with the caption: "Dark Mechanicum Sales Event"
cavalry figures of the adeptus mechanicus for 40k, with glossy red armor on a mostly matte finish body
Captain Hikaru Sulu of the Excelsior, the best to ever do it
a screenshot of a battle from Advance Wars on the GBA, with cute red tanks fighting blue rocket artillery
the Word Bearers chaos marine troops from the GW Board game "Betrayal at Calth" including a character model and a large Dreadnought. They are in red and black armor.
a search window for "lapping powder" and an indication that the words do not appear in the novel
an image of Sanguinius, the Angel of the Blood Angels space marine legion, drawn by John Blanche. Caption: "Sanguinius, proud and resolute, both fair in mind and deed, at the time of the Great Crusade"
The LE2 space marine, the original Marine model by Citadel Miniatures issued in 1985 before the publication of Rogue Trader
(artwork by Ruslan Korovkin) a picture of Kelbor-Hal, ruler of the Dark Mechanicum with a "Remembrancer News" headline: "KELBOR-HAL: I'm the dark king, we all know it. Ayy lmao" Now requiring hourly noospheric updates from entire administorum. The time is 21:45 IST and the weather is Cloudy with 29C temperature. The futures markets indicate that promethium prices are down but corpse starch is up
Various color schemes for Empire troops in Warhammer Fantasy Battle including the blue and white of Middenheim, the red and yellow of Talabecland, and the yellow and black of Averland.
a 1940s British railway coach in the "Blood and Custard" livery, a dark red and light yellowish cream colored scheme
Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
A breaking news graphic. "Konrad Curze to Control FBI - Senatorum questions "uncompromising" approach to law enforcement" Image depicts the primarch of the night lords, in dark blue power armor, brandishing weapons and bloody claws at the viewer. In the lore, Curze was a brutal Batman/Punisher style vigilante in his home world of Nostromo before becoming the leader of the most feared space marine legion
A breaking news graphic with the headline: "Kelbor-Hal Cuts Administorum" and the subhead, "Angron, World Eaters, and Orks attack staff at government agencies" the image depicts Kelbor-Hal, ruler of Mars and the fabricator-general of the Dark Mechanicum
ANGRON, destroying the government
a unit of halfling archers miniatures for games like Warhammer Old World
A breaking news graphic. "Mortarion confirmed at HHS". Subhead "embrace decay, and find joy in corruption : plagues upon plagues expected" -- the picture shows Mortarion, primarch of the Death Guard Legion of chaos space marines from Warhammer 40K
a group of Pteraxii Sterilyzors from the Adeptus Mechanicus in Warhammer 40k, mobile jump troopers with large flappy bat wings
a map of the Eye of Terror in Warhammer 40K, being renamed the Eye of Awesome
a breaking news graphic depicting an Alpha Legion space marine who may or may not be Alpharius, with the headline, "Alpharius confirmed 52-48". subheadings say "eye of terror to be renamed eye of awesome" and "Lupercal to reduce inflation"
sanguinius holding the Gates of Eternity at the peak of the Siege of Terra
an idiot who screams all day about warhammer
a solitary figure in a long coat and carrying various supplies, wandering through a vast desert landscape
an empire great cannon from Warhammer the Old World, a brass cannon with a wood and iron carriage, such as found in the 16th century
A breaking news graphic depicting a member of the Chaos-aligned Dark Mechanicum from Warhammer 30k/Horus Heresy, with a servitor skull.
an aeldari jet bike farseer with a galaxy design on the fairing
the cover of Heroes for Wargames by Stewart Parkinson, a book about miniature painting published in 1986. It depicts an armored figure on a red background, looking very dark fantasy in an 80s heavy metal album cover way.
a Buff Doge labeled "HERESY ERA ADMECH" and a sad doge labeled "40K Admech"
the battle wizard from Warhammer the Old World's empire of man faction, with a gnome familiar carrying too many books
A picture of a fearsome robotic creature from Warhammer 30K's Dark Mechanicum and the headline: "Men of iron to be revived". Subhead: "Kelbor-Hal posted to noosphere: 'LOL. LMAO. Roflcopter' "
a breaking news graphic with Kelbor-Hal of the Dark Mechanicum, leader of the chaos-sworn adeptus mechanicus in the 31st Millennium, with the caption "Administratum overhauled" and "kelbor-hal's dark mechanicum seeks 'efficiency'
a gundam model, the basic one, the red and white and blue mech famous from decades of anime
three Imperial Ogres for Warhammer: the Old World holding large weapons and wearing fancy renaissance outfits
a UN combat mech from the opening sequence of the anime movie "Patlabor 2"
a fuzzy mouse doll family by Sylvanian Families
Camouflage RAF paint scheme for the adeptus mechanicus ornithopter in warhammer 40K
a breaking news meme graphic saying MORTARION ADVANCES with the subhead "serves the chaos god Nurgle, lord of pestilence" and "enjoys roadkill snacks"
jub jub the iguana from the simpsons
A green oxidized metal cannon from the Renaissance period