Celebrity DUI

@celebrityduis.com

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Momo on the drums looking very enthusiastic as Leona (the band drummer) looks at her with crossed arms and a frown.
HD Donkey from Shrek.
Celebrity DUI performs Dog Killer Next Door at Schubas Tavern in Chicago, IL 5/10/26
Celebrity DUI live at Schubas in Chicago performing "Dog Killer Next Door"
A flier for a rock show at Schubas in Chicago. Featuring Weaklung, The Human Trials, and who else but Celebrity DUI (that's us baby). 5/10 for $5, doors at 7:30 and music at 8. Can't beat it.
EVERYBODY GET more weird and creative NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake post on Truth Social from Donald J Trump: The Radical Left in Chicago have gone off the deep end with transgender leftist "rock band" CELEBRITY DUI. Drunk driving is not a joke, they don't respect our laws or the safety of our great people. They want a lawless society where ANYTHING goes on the highway! Not on my watch! Only in the once-great city of Chicago, which promotes GENDER IDEOLOGY and gave the HARD-WORKING PATRIOTS at ICE such a hard time, could this be considered Music. We are going to clean up our cities! President DJT
Black and white photo of Vim playing an acoustic guitar
Momo in her "BLOW" shirt
Flyer for SMASH Your Fingers: Feedbacker. A film festival with live performances from the bands Snakeworld! and Celebrity DUI. Taking place in Chicago, IL @ Not Not on 3/14 [msg for the address]. Videos start @ 5 and bands play @ 9, with proceeds benefitting Chicago Women's Health Center
A blue neon lit star with a yellow "DUI" on the inside of it. Could it be? Why yes it is, I do believe that's a spin on the band Big Star's first album "#1 Record"
Flyer for SMASH YR FINGERS FEEDBACKER. A DIY experimental video festival and punk show taking place at Not Not in Chicago on March 14th. Videos at 5, Bands at 9, with all donations & proceeds going towards the Chicago Women's Health Center.
"if u r transgender u have to [ROCK]. if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but you have to [ GET YOUR PUSSY UP AND ROCK THE FUCK OUT.]
Flyer for a show featuring vnm bunny, Leonardo licari, canine highschool literature club, and us, Celebrity DUI. Located @ Warp Corps in Woodstock, IL, starting at 6pm central time
A screenshot of the Celebrity DUI website (celebrityduis.com) with one of those scam “CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE YOU ARE THE 100,000th VISITOR!” ads from the 2000s
A poster for the upcoming show composed entirely of Unicode characters (aka ASCII art). The different text boxes are a pastel blue, red, and green, and there is a purple cat surprised by an orange mouse. The text of the poster reads: Saturday January 10, 2026 Doors: 5 PM Show: 6 PM Canine High School Literature Club Redwater Leonardo Licari Lake Shore Drive Celebrity DUI Live at Warp Corps
Short video showing the looping GIFs featured on the "Free MP3s" page of the celebrityduis.com website. GIFs include: cop pulling out his gun, scrolling text that says "MUSIC THAT MAKES YOUR EARS BLEED" in a blood drippy font, a parody of the Netscape Navigator banner ad that says "Best Viewed Drunk", a banner showcasing various celebrity faces followed by "COME TO BULGARIA", a banner advertising "THE WORLD'S FIRST ENERGY BEER", and a banner that just says "No Mayo Chicken Salad"
Leona and Momo @ The Empty Bottle next to their flyer on the wall
Celebrity DUI sticker sighting in God's city Chicago, Illinois
A short screen recording of the homepage of https://celebrityduis.com. The text reads: Celebrity DUI The only website you need DUIs (link to tickets) Free MP3s (link to recording of our last show) There is a number of endearing low quality GIFs featured throughout and the background image is a tiled low quality orange blur.
The Mary Mary! Rock Show Hosted by Ivy Sloane Harris At The Empty Bottle 10/26/2025 at 8 PM Music at 9 PM Bring Cash Featuring: Woof & Celebrity DUI ("get your pussy up or die") by Momo A super slick graphic of an anime girl with a collar/choker and her hair up looking out with curiosity and intrigue. There's some very cool rippling patterns in the background and the whole poster is black and blue minus the text.
Geese Howard's win screen from Fatal Fury Special, saying "CELEBRITY DUI, BABY! GET YOUR PUSSY UP OR DIE!"
Celebrity DUI's "field sobriety test" opening from 7/10/25 @ Cole's Bar in Chicago