noé

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(no-AY) genderfluid dumbass, programmer at @ko-op.com working on young suns, overflowing with love, stops to pet the alley cats :) (they/she) knivesforcats.online

girls when their cat who has been missing for over a week is just across the street hanging out with another cat but is shy so runs off behind a fence to look at you and waddle away
fish selection?? * when you cast or use ambitious/modest lure, recalculate fish selection with the distribution of possible fish whose windows are still yet to come in the cast * at the beginning of the cast this is all fish that can be caught given the weather/time/bait requirements * because you can use ambitious/modest lure at any point, i'd imagine that would increase the chance of all fish whose catch windows haven't yet closed * bite times within a window follow seem to adhere to a skewed normal distribution. is the size of that distribution calculated by the weight? the volume under the curve for the time that's yet to come? at the beginning of a cast all weights would be at their full potential, but if you use modest—
3 panel comic drawn on the flaps of a cardboard box. panel 1 shows noé saying "oh no i've gotta make a comic but i've already packed my art supplies!". panel 2 shows noé considering a marker in her hand thinking "and all i've got is this sharpie...". panel 3 shows noé staring at a cardboard box labeled "surface" and she's thinking an impish grin. in the space where panel 4 would be says make a terrible comic day 2026, with a sleepy little noé saying here is my terrible comic :)
photo of an 3 block prints taped to a wall. one shows this little cat named onion who is filled with contempt. another is also onion but in a sailor outfit with a lolipop, likely seething with rage, and the third is the sickest looking eel winding back and forth
noé mirror selfie wearing the angler earrings. she looks like an impish lil rat goblin
noé selfie showing off the two long dangly angler earrings with fish skeletons attached to the ends of them like they're hooked on a line
noé selfie where she's poking her eye wearing a white dress with red peonies on it
a small black cat sitting on a cardboard box looking off into the distance
screenshot of a text conversation between lex and noé that reads: lex: Awwww really?? noé: YEAH and if you play the build and see some placeholder text appear in the shop mentioning something about being gay, that's a) a bug, and b) about you lex: OHMYGOD lex: 😭😭😭😭😭♥️ lex: That’s like lex: Goodness me, my little heart noé: IM THE PROGRAMMER I DECIDE THE PLACEHOLDER TEXT HEHEHE lex: U CAN DO ANYTHING noé: EXPRESS MY LOVE AND ADMIRATION BY ANY MEANS I CAN
lex from noé's POV sitting on the edge of her bed with a guitar and the most stunning smile and a beautiful classy outfit to match
screenshot of a message my sister sent me on may 17, 2016 showing me a screenshot of an instagram post of some old photos of the two of us as kids with the caption "My brother and I, being the cutest partners in crime. #tbt". she asks me, "can i change this to 'sister'"
noé mirror selfie where she's wearing a grey toque and a pale green cropped cami that matches her hair. tummy out
noé mirror selfie where she's wearing a black and white striped tank top, black rain jacket, short black skirt over cute tights with stripe patterns
screenshot of the default "made with unity" splash screen, but with a "background image" that makes it say "believe it or not this game was actually made with unity by noé!" and has a bunch of other little phrases around like "wow!", "hard 2 believe!", "4 real!", "(not unreal)", "how cool of her!", "unity?? more like uhhhhh", "amazing!", "incredible!", "what!?", "tranz rightz!", and "help i can't get rid of this splash screen without one billion dollars"
G.P.: "For personal reasons / posterity, can I have the error cat png ?" Noé: "yessss [error cat emoji]" ] [image of error_cat.png] G.P. "Thank you haha"
pov noé pointing at an array of square lights arranged in a natural looking sprawling diamond pattern with a whole bunch of drawings highlighting pairs that are perfectly diagonally aligned
how do you do, fellow cis genders. straight ally pride flag on the skateboard
waxlimbs playing live on a big stage drenched in an atmospheric purple blue
Screenshot of a programming class with information about a character's relationship model with regards to another character. It's comprised of a closeness value, and opinion feeling, and a desire feeling. The closeness value can one of: a stranger, aware of the the other person, an acquaintance, a friend, a close friend, a fuck buddy, a partner, or not defined. The opinions and desire feelings are represented by 2 nullable integer values: one for the vibe of the feeling, and one for the strength of the vibe of the feeling.
screenshot of a slack automation DM saying "STOP WORKING RIGHT NOW AND EAT. IT WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU RETURN WITH MORE BRAINCELLS." at 12:00 PM, followed by my reply 2h40m later saying i'm on it
screenshot of a kitty terminal with a little ascii cat and fish kissing and hearts, it's very cute
screenshot of the local storage for the web site knives for cats dot online showing a stored key with the name of "cookie" and a value of "oatmeal raisin"
video of noé sitting next to her cat who's making really big saucer eyes while listening to lex playing guitar. noé is having a great time rocking out to it
a carrot cake sitting on a table. it's got little carrots on top!
recording of a little game where a tiny wizard walks around and types regex to cast spells
screenshot of my IDE telling me that hehe isn't a word and so i'm hovering over the "Save 'hehe' to dictionary" button
16 poorly drawn wizards of various gender actualizations
screenshot of a work in progress game. a little yellow wizard doodle stands in the middle of a black void with a big wall of lorem ipsum next to them, titled SPELL BOOK. in the bottom left corner is a text field with a regex expression typed to select all of the words that start with the letter a, and then all of the matches listed underneath
a photo of a burger king that has text on the side of the building saying "home of the whopper" and then there's a little whopper pokémon edited into the bottom right corner of the store, sitting behind the glass that's really easy to miss
the need for speed game cover but edited to say NEED FOR SEED with cars drifting towards bird seed, a bird in the car, and a bird with a seed in their mouth surrounded by lens flares at the top of the image where human silhouettes used to be
screenshot of kyle posting "Morning - catching up" followed by a post by noé of a fisherman standing in the water catching a fish labeled "up"
The >>> operator always performs a logical shift. That is, the high-order empty bit positions are always set to zero, regardless of the type of the left-hand operand. The >> operator performs an arithmetic shift (that is, the value of the most significant bit is propagated to the high-order empty bit positions) if the left-hand operand is of a signed type. The following example demonstrates the difference between >> and >>> operators for a negative left-hand operand:
a screenshot of 2 implementations of accurate integer-only linear interpolation algorithms written in C#. the first is called Old Lerp and there's text saying it takes an average of 1145ms to perform 5 million lerps. the second is just called Lerp which says it takes an average of 439ms to perform 5 million lerps! there's also text coming from a blushing uwaa cat saying "2.6x as fast! wow way to go noé" because uwaa cat loves me
screenshot of 4 methods written in C#. the first calculates the sign of an integer by taking the incoming value and bit shifting it 31 places to the right, and performing an OR operation on that value with the number 1. the second calculates the sign of a float by returning -1 if it's less than 0, and 1 otherwise. the third calculates the sign of an integer but includes 0 if the value is zero by taking the value and bit shifting it 31 places to the right, and then subtracting the same calculation but with the negative version of the value. the final 4th method calculates the 0 inclusive sign of a float by performing a switch statement on the value, returning 1 if it's greater than 0, -1 if it's less than 0, and 0 otherwise
template of the deflection insult meme showing a stick figure labeled "You" shooting a gun at another stick figure who deflects the shot and it bounces off hitting a 3rd stick figure
screen recording of a cat counter line chart being hovered and showing values for cats counted in different months
screen recording showing flipping between 3 different theme selector options. the light mode button is a sun with a smiley face, the dark mode button is a moon with a smiley face, and the system theme mode button is a computer monitor with a smiley face and blushies. when clicked, they rotate 42 degrees back and forth to indicate selected state
screen recording showing the effect hovering over the nav items on my website. a white box with a drop shadow appears behind the text and rotates 5-10 degrees, alternating between clockwise and counter-clockwise rotations with every hover
noé and lex sitting next to each other with smug little expressions trying not to laugh because noé's face is just covered in lipstick kiss marks and lex has bright lipstick on
a beautiful woman with short strawberry pink hair sits at a table beaming down at the two sheets of freshly baked shortbread cookies with maraschino cherries on top. there are 3 cookies mysteriously missing from the sheet behind her laptop
lex sitting on a couch with a laptop on her lap, and a small black cat sitting loaf-style next to her. he's tilting his head back with a biiiig smile across his face while lex gives him little head scratches and beams at him with joy and love in her eyes
a pov photo of a dark blurry shape towering over the viewer, it's form shifting in incomprehensible ways
noé being fed up with shit on bluesky and playing gunshot sounds while she closes her open tabs
screenshot from the death note anime interlude card that reads, "If written the same name on more than two DEATH NOTES is completed within a 0.06-second difference, it is regarded as simultaneous; the DEATH NOTE will not take effect and the individual written will not die."
blushing uwaa cat emote
comparison between unity's default icon and mine. unity's is the big blocky cube with a big bold 6 pasted on top, and mine is a magenta square background with a default blender cube on to, positioned to have the same orientation and perspective as the old unity logo. it has 3 arrows coming out of the three faces in the left handed Y-up orientation. pasted overtop is the text "UNITY 6000"
comparison between apple's music icon and mine. mine is similar but uses a dotted eighth note on top red bubbles the same colour as apple's icon
comparison between notion's default icon and mine. mine is almost entirely different, is a ghostly letter N inside of a light bulb surrounded by some spooky mist
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out
screenshot from the video game young suns earlier in development showing a player standing in a room with their mouth missing. the dark souls death text is overlayed on top saying "MOUTH REMOVED"
a cat on a skateboard running over google sheets, captioned "Bye"
an itch.io comment from user aykil2 that reads "hmmm let me try this game (update I dont like it but its a very good game just not My intresst still good job to the creator you can see that somebody wanted to do it so good job)" with a reply from me saying "thanks for giving it a shot anyways, i really appreciate it! it’s been years but i’m STILL super proud of it. i was really dialed into a specific feeling i wanted give it and i still feel like i pulled it off without compromise! definitely a weird one tho :)"
that shot from the matrix of trinity with her little matrix sunglasses and latex tank top where she's holding a gun to a smith's head right next to the camera with high FOV saying "dodge this"
noé and her cat pumpkin hanging out in her bed slowly waking up and pumpkin is just so happy and walking around the bed rubbing his face on noé and directing into the camera and he gets lots of kisses
screenshot of a prototype game showing a bunch of unicode characters and their names, like Grime Boy, Rat Girl, Reliving Feathers, Obsidian Night, "Both Arms", Poison Coil, Cosmic Indifference, and Lucid Sleeping
a rectangle with a grid of dots inside it, as well as two icons. a red selection box moves around the box and when it hovers over the symbols, a display shows some information about them as characters, like their health points and maximum action points
a snowy back alleyway. snow is piled on top of clotheslines, fences, balconies, trees, roofs, and railings. everything is brighter than it should be, and colour is found where it probably shouldn't
noé sitting on a couch holding her black and white cat in her arms on his back with his belly up and looking up at her with big beautiful saucer eyes
a picture of a laptop screen showing the algorithm for integer lerping
Screenshot from 1000xResist showing the dialogue wheel selection calculated by checking if the height of the selector's center is within the vertical bounds of the option