@celendine.bsky.social

@celendine.bsky.social

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Middle aged. East coast US. She/her

Weird-triangle-man Bill Cypher, declaring the pyramid burger to be "Cinema"
SimCity 2000 arcology
A painting of a jester taunting a pack of dogs. He's in control of the situation.
Man checking a calendar - 2020 to 1984 meme, but 1984 is crossed out and replaced with 1784
Blackbeard from Pirates of the Caribbean wearing neon shades, with the caption: You beat start believing in cyberpunk dystopias... You're in one!
Elon Musk tweet: Working on it!
Elon Musk tweet: Working on it!
A child is told "Enjoy your youth! After 30 you'll be old and your life will basically be over.". AFTER 30: she opens a door to find rainbows and sunshine and says "Wait what"
CPAC 2022 featured an overhead chyron: We Are All Domestic Terrorists
Facebook post: Got called racist at a McDonald's today Wolfgang: Tell us what happened lol Alexis: I got called racist in a McDonald's Wolfgang: ye but why Alexis: I was being racist
A sixty foot tall robot venting bright green energy, in front of a desolate reddish landscape
Helga's mom from hey Arnold, sipping from a pitcher of "smoothies"
Next post on the skyline: final fantussy
"I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar" - greasy man
Valentina from Kerbal Space Program looking deliriously excited
A jester taunts a pack of wild dogs
The Gadsen flag snake under a foot, captioned "i specifically requested the opposite of this"
Blackbeard from Pirates of the Caribbean, wearing neon, with the text "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias... you're in one"
A screenshot of SimCity 2000 - a lake in the downtown heart of a fairly dense city.
Trump standing in front of a church, holding a bible backwards
The lelda of zelda: breath of the weath
Pegasus pony Rainbow Dash kicking a dragon in the face
The four horsemen of the apocalypse, drawn in the style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic