Nick Jamieson

@cephyran.bsky.social

124 Followers 172 Following

Millennial hobbyist, gamer, nerd, Canadian (sorry)

Social media post saying "don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That 50$ will be the best $400 you ever spent" A statement that resonates heavily with tabletop gamers/painters
Image of a Samsung Galaxy A54 lockscreen showing a time of 12:04 AM on Wed, Aug 5, belonging to a Virgin Plus client with battery at 80 percent charge. The image is a painting of a sunset over a Grand Canyon-style landscape where rocks are in red and blue hues, with a sunset gradient fading downward from red to yellow
Photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guard trooper in police style armor, grey BDUs with dark grey flak armor, wielding a fainly greenish-grey lasgun with fixed bayonet, front view
Photo of two warhammer40k baneblade tank turrets under construction; left, a smaller unit to become a laser rig, middle is a larger regular cannon style; far right is original kit's finished turret in desert camo, with a slightly disorderly hobby table visible behind
Image of SpongeBob shouting "there I am, Gary! There I am!" And there's an odd 4color layer with increased transparency over top because this was cropped from a larger meme save
A Warhammer40k space marine assault chaplain in dominantly blue armor, wielding a green and gold crozius in right hand, red boltpistol in left hand
Two warhammer40k Imperial guard commissars, on left a traditional black uniformed dude with red trimmed coat and classic aquila hat, holding sword in left hand, and a plasma pistol on augmetic right hand. On right, another sculpt in desert brown uniform, wearing laurel hat and a blue sash, desert cloak, also with sword in left hand but a boltpistol in right hand. His base has custom terrain made of real gravel.
Text meme of a post by Matt Ufford on a different social site from 2024 saying 'astonishing that every day people wake up and decide to have a go in the menswear guy replies. "I'm gonna put this guy in his place." No you're not. You're a henchman breaking into John Wick's home. You've made bad life choices.'
Photo of Rafe Spall and Paddy Considine looking out of frame with a slightly bewildered and disdainful expression (from the film Hot Fuzz)
Meme image showing Mary Poppins on left, Jane and Michael Banks on right, captioned "imagine being eight years old and your absent father hires a woman off the street to sing to you about how fun it is to drink cough syrup"
A Battletech Wasp series mech, painted in mainly yellow with black and gold accents, seen face-on
Photo of two warhammer40k space marines in dominantly blue/black armour with gold, red, purple accents. Guy on left has powersword in his right hand, dagger in left; guy on right has two chainswords shackled to each wrist Templar style. Units are from a squad where everybody dual-wields (arguably not tournament legal, so this is the 'legacy' version of the squad)
Photo of Warhammer40k officer, heavy weapon specialist and medic from command squad together on heavy weapons base. BDUs are sandy-brown, officer has red laspistol and gold chainsword aloft; heavy has a converted stormbolter with bipod mount; medic behind has brown lasrifle with fixed bayonet. Real rocks form the terrain around their feet.
Photo of Warhammer40k officer legs standing on grey painted bases; unpainted torsos to the right; 4 tank hatch torso-bodies also primed in Grey (to right), and one officer almost completed in back row (headless with plasma pistol aloft and pimp cane tucked under left arm)
A photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guardsmen squad in desert sand-coloured BDUs, many wearing shovel-backpack kits, on bases painted a reddish-brown with custom terrain made via real gravel; sarge center front, grenadier to left, vox unit to right
Two warhammer40k Ogryns seen from behind, in desert-brown pants, steel toed work boots, wearing sleeveless shirts, tattoos visible on their arms and shoulders
Photo of Warhammer40k space marines, 3 squads of 1st company veterans in front of a drop pod; all in varying blue/black armor with colorful adornments, and the weapons having a mostly red palette
Meme image of Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, captioned "Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was too old for this shit."
4 Necromunda Eschers painted in homage to the Sirens from the Borderlands games franchise; L-R: pistol +dagger unit with blue hair resembling Maya, sword and slugpistol unit with red hair resembling Lilith, rifle unit with candy-pink ponytail resembling Gaige, and shotgun unit with black Mohawk resembling Angel
Warhammer40k space marine dreadnought: Troilas of Tyrannic Sons 2nd company, outfitted with gold plated hexibolter (hellbolter? I've never internalized the names of these things) right arm, gold plated pneumatic ram left arm with flamer; dominantly blue armor, and gold accents on sarcophagus face
Photo of doritos bag for the flavor zesty cheese (packaging is Canadian market so it has bilingual text including 'fromage mordant')
Two Lego men equipped with what is meant to resemble a minigun style weapon (guy on left) and a 40k bolter rifle (guy on right) who also has a space chainsaw blade (chainsword)
A photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guardsman on the left with a very tiny facsimile of a Baneblade to his right, made of crafting wood with a finishing nail for a barrel.
A Warhammer40k space marine Librarian with power axe held aloft in right hand, plasma pistol in left hand; armor dominantly blue with red, purple, green and gold accents. Seen among 1st company troops and photographed through an acrylic case, hence the subtle reflection
Closeup photo of a Warhammer40k Adepta Sororitas bearer in purple armour, blue cloak, holding a company standard in right arm and an outstretched boltpistol in left hand
A photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guard trio featuring an officer with chainsword and laspistol, a kneeling guardsman with a space marine storm bolter mounted on a bipod, and the command unit medic aiming a bayoneted lasrifle outward. All three wear desert-brown BDUs and stand on an earthy red base with custom made rocky terrain.
A photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guard trio featuring an officer with chainsword and laspistol, a kneeling guardsman with a space marine storm bolter mounted on a bipod, and the command unit medic aiming a bayoneted lasrifle outward. All three wear desert-brown BDUs and stand on an earthy red base with custom made rocky terrain.
Parody of the Magic The Gathering logo that reads 'April 1805 (now in smaller text) Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields." (This is the opening expository text from the film Master and Commander: Far Side of the World)
Cover art to the album 'Head of NASA and The 2 Amish Boys' by progressive-trance artist Infected Mushroom
Parody of the Magic: The Gathering logo that reads "7.62mm" in large silver gradient font and 'full metal jacket' in smaller font against black canvas
Still from Its A Wonderful Life where Mary is on the phone with Sam Wainright and speaking loudly to bait George Bailey into lingering since she's hot for him but he's too dumb to clue in on it without the concept of 'rival male prospect' waved in his face
A pair of blue crested tits (birds) each saying "nice"
A Warhammer40k Tyranid Biovore from 3rd edition, painted in dominantly blue palette with some bright highlights and a wide grinning mouth
Human vs giant meme, giant is captioned 'Flameon Miniatures' and the human is captioned 'the rest of us'
Meme of Luke Evans in character as Bard from The Hobbit films (left) and Orlando Bloom (right) out of costume in the upper picture, but in costume as Legolas in the lower picture, reading "Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom. Here we see a man who looks like Orlando Bloom talking to Orlando Bloom, who does not look as much like Orlando Bloom."
A Warhammer40k Tyranid biovore painted in dominantly blue palette with some bright highlights and purple accents
Blue text on red reading "imagine yourself staring at a PowerPoint presentation with this color combo. Does it make you want to scream? Does it feel like your eyes are gonna bleed? Blue on top of red [here the text becomes green] and even green on top of red [green ends] has this amazing effect: it makes the text look like it's vibrating. Our eyes want to make the blue recess and the red pop out. Then, they want to make the blue pop out and the red recess. The phenomenon is called chromostereopsis. And it is enough to drive a person insane. So don't ever design with blue or green text on red. Ever."
Photo of user's Benefactor Krieger, a GTA5 supercar designed to resemble the Mercedes AMG One, stuck inside an empty swimming pool in Vinewood Hills (GTA's alternate universe equivalent of the Hollywood Hills) with avatar standing in front of car wearing black suit pants and a red vest over white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up
Photo of two warhammer40k tyranid zoanthropes: 3rd edition metal sculpt on left, newer plastic sculpt on right. Both painted in dominantly blue palette, with some bright red and purple accents.
Photo of a Warhammer40k Imperial guardsman in desert brown BDUs and flak armor holding a grenade launcher upright and shouting through a cupped hand, standing on red rocky terrain base
Photo of a Warhammer40k space marine Company captain in dominantly blue armor, colorful accents and various heraldry, with steel blue sword in left hand, outstretched right hand holding red combibolter
Homer Simpson looks in the closet for his "chili boots", finding them and displaying them in a moment of unbridled joy. Marge meanwhile loathes the plan to attend the chili cookoff because Homer got drunk and obnoxious the prior year
Photo of a Battletech Phoenix Hawk mech from the Inner Sphere Battle Lance kit, painted in dominantly blue palette, some gold accents
Photo of a bookcase containing a mixed collection of BluRay and DVD films with a handful not yet fitted into the sort
Photo of user doing their best 'wry but also knowing' smile, taken in the mirror, wearing a black tshirt with a 'Piano Hero' parody logo of the Guitar Hero logo (but reversed because its a mirror)
Image from Reddit of a Warhammer40k Tyranid Hive Tyrant with wings, painted pretty close to Leviathan color palette
Photo of a man wearing all black and a black lapel long coat on a cobblestone street; his face is cropped out of frame
Photo of the aft hull on a baneblade with bright yellow paint, featuring the quad smokestacks and a decorative effigy inside an arched pane on the right. Twin red fuel canisters sit above the treadwell on either side.
Photo of a Warhammer40k Sororitas bearer in purple armour, blue cloak, holding a golden standard with a cherry staff in her right hand while aiming a red bolter pistol with her left hand