Alana Wolfgang-Duran, AAS, BA, MS

@ceraphimfalls.bsky.social

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Aspirational cookbook wrangler. Beleagured cinephile. Chunky board game and book hoarder. Dedicated and medicated. Educational consultant. Frankly just jazzed to be here!

The end game screen for Dragonsweeper, which reads: As the deadly beast finally expires Jorge's thoughts get clouded by his troubled desires. "Is this the end? Shall I too say farewell to the battlefields, and let my body rest and be part of the bonfire?" Final Score: 189
First Day on Spotify: July 15, 2011. Features a slice of red velvet cake on a lime green background.
Poster for the movie Smokin' Aces.
A picture of a hot dog with cheese and pickles, with below type "Brazilian Hot Dog Party, pg. 227".
A pixie cut has emerged.
Two slices of mushroom soup toast, topped with green onion greens, on a white plate.
Top 0.4% of viewers of Taskmaster. Watched 278 of their videos.
Fairlife chocolate milk, a whole cucumber in sorta kinda sunumono style, Jose Andres's microwave mayo egg, and quinoa and brown rice from a microwave bag. With a little parm. As a treat.
A Norwegian Forest Cat sits on a bag amidst a pile of groceries, surveying the goings on.
A black and white cat named Izzy grasps her owner's hand, claws out, standing on her back legs. Her nose is scrunched as her tried to steal the remaining bit of a peaches and cream kolache from her owner's hand.
Cover of Dulce
The cover of the board game Flamecraft.
An old yellow lab holding a plushie football in her mouth, looking adorable.
The film poster for "The Thursday Murder Club".
A motivational featuring Matty Matheson and a rainbow that says "My skill set is very low. My knowledge lower. But you know what? My heart is full and my mind is dumb enough to jump."
A small headed tuxedo cat laying with her head on a blue couch pillow and wrapped in a throw blanket that looks like a human draped her in it, due to how nicely it is done, but she in fact did it all herself.
Video of the Transgender Day of Visibility march to the Capitol in Salt Lake City, Utah. People fill the street as far as the camera can see.
A cute little siamese colored cat contemplating stealing my dinner.