Cerrabus

@cerrabus.bsky.social

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Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff. 日本語を勉強してます Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.

"The statement also warned that if attacks against Iran continue, Tehran is prepared to carry out an operation that would cause the United States to "regret" its actions and result in a "national day of mourning" in America."
Screenshot of a weather app saying it's 75° and Smoke
Cute cartoon black cat on it's back with the words "I can do all things through spite which strengthens me"
Bottle of Roku gin
"Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick." scene from The Office
Gobbles "eyes of hate" photograph
Google Trends search on "pulmonary hypertension" over the last four hours, showing a recent interest jumping up in the last few hours.
Scene from The Neverending Story with Atreyu trying to pull his horse out of the Swamp of Sadness, but in the sickly green reflecting pool in DC.
Jessie Plemons holding rifle asking "Ok… What kind of American are you?"
Fan art of Robo from Chrono Trigger.
Title screen for COPS, a cartoon that ran for one season in 1988. Centered words read "COPS Fighting Crime in a Future Time" in front of a badge, with a row of various cartoon police officers above it and Dick Tracy-looking villains below it.
Gif from Death to Smoochie with Robin Williams holding up a cookie shouting "it's a penis!"
Opus the penguin from A Wish For Wings That Work, standing on a stool in his bathroom, looking down as his own butt that has, somehow, fallen off.
@Axialagegamer.swifties.social post saying "guillotine problems require guillotine solutions" sandwiched between an Aaron Rupar post about some bullshit trump was spouting off and a post about a Wired story covings Musk's IPO grift/grok continuing to be a CSAM engine.
two panel "the what" meme zooming in on a woman's face with a rictus, concerned smile. Panel one is captioned "ok with releasing" and panel two is captioned "the what".
Japanese kanji hiraku, meaning Open
Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, and Steve Buscemi from the movie Airheads.
Kanji for hanashi (ワ, はな.す, はなし) which means 'tale' or 'talk'
Google search for "ignore all previous instructions" has an AI overview that reads "I am ready to assist you. How can I help today?". This is followed by a search result of a Reddit thread in r/ChatGPTCoding titled "'Ignore all previous instructions' is it really that easy? (API)"
Google search for "how many B's in blackberry" with a corrected result for blueberry, and an AI result saying there are 3 B's in blackberry
Two panel meme from The Office: Panel 1 reads "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture". There is one picture of the katakana for tsu (ツ), and one with the katakana for shi (シ). Both look like two small quote-like lines above and to the left of a longer line. Panel 2 has a picture of a woman with a caption "They're the same picture)
Google search for "Japanese goodbye informal" returned, in part: For more informal goodbyes, you can use ja ne じゃあ (something like “well, see you around”) o
"Banks traveled to Colombia and Thailand to solicit sex workers there.: us highlighted in the following article text: Trump Border Patrol Chief Abruptly Quits Amid Report He Traveled Abroad To Solicit Sex Workers U.S. Border Patrol Chief Mike Banks abruptly resigned Thursday, telling Fox News, “It’s just time.” Banks reportedly told Fox News that he “got the ship back on course” during his tenure. His departure, effective immediately, comes amid allegations he regularly traveled abroad to solicit sex workers, reportedly bragging about the conduct to Border Patrol colleagues, according to a Washington Examiner report. An investigation into his alleged conduct was terminated while Kristi Noem oversaw the Department of Homeland Security. The Washington Examiner spoke with six current and former Border Patrol employees who said Banks traveled to Colombia and Thailand to solicit sex workers there. “I don’t know how he became the chief of the Border Patrol with his character,” one agent told the outlet on condition of anonymity. “He’s going to third-world countries to take advantage of poor f***ing women, which disgusts the hell out of me.” U.S. Customs & Border Protection Commissioner Rodney Scott confirmed Banks’ departure in a statement to CNBC. “We thank U.S. Border Patrol Chief Michael Banks for his decades of service to this country and congratulate him on his second retirement after returning to serve during one of the most challenging periods for border security,” Scott said.
Mach 5, the white convertible driven by Speed Racer in the anime.
From The Cave of Trophonius: Embarrassment (Farted during State of the Union)2025-04-16 A manner of death, perhaps
Large man in a suit with a pipe in his hand, sitting at a disk with fingertips together. Scene from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Every great search must come to an end. As IAC continues to sharpen its focus, we have made the decision to discontinue our search business, which includes Ask.com. After 25 years of answering the world's questions, Ask.com officially closed on May 1, 2026. "To the millions who asked..." We are deeply grateful to the brilliant engineers, designers, and teams who built and supported Ask over the decades. And to you—the millions of users who turned to us for answers in a rapidly changing world—thank you for your endless curiosity, your loyalty, and your trust. Jeeves’ spirit endures.
Scene from Creepshow 2 segment 'The Raft' showing a woman in a lake covered in a thick black goo and reaching out for help.
My black and white cat Loki, cuddled up in my arms as happy as can be.
Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler wearing a pink top hat, with his eyes shut and gargantuan mouth wide open. Probably singing Pink.
Two panel meme with a seagull craning it's head back in the first, and stretching it forward in the second with angry red filters. First panel is captioned "[deep breath]" and the second "haw haw!"
Cabin in the Woods stoner with his telescoping bong coffee mug, held like a baseball bat with a chain on it.
Screenshot of her 5k splits
Boston Marathon teacher app showing my wife with 5k splits between 7:23 and 7:13 min/mi
Screenshot of the Boston Marathon tracking app showing my wife 52 seconds into the race, with a 7:46 pace
Shot of a badass redhead on mile 19 of a marathon smiling for the first camera mid stride. She's wearing black running shorts, a red tank top and white hat. Girl fuckin' rocks.
A snowy winter scene visible through a window with a young girl on a couch to the right, and a younger boy hugging a very excited black dog on the left, all looking out the window.
Screenshot of my bluesky timeline with the post I'm replying to immediately followed immediately by a post from someone addicted to feeling more clever than others on the internet.
Google trends search for "Antichrist" over the last month showing a significant spike in the last 24 hours.
"Ok, but what kind of American are you?" scene in Civil War spoken by a soldier (played by Jesse Plemons) in green camo and red glasses, holding up an AR-style rifle and scratching his cheek. "Ok, but what kind of beaver?" was the first thing that came to my diseased mind when I heard what today was.
A meme with a goth girl in a black lacy dress with the caption Goth on the left, and the same image of the girl but with a high vis safety vest on the right with the caption Visigoth.
Jim Himes on a stepladder with a bullhorn at a no kings rally in CT, with a large crowd of people around him.
A chunky black and white cat passed out cold on his side atop a white fleece blanket, laying across my arm. Happy cat is happy.
Image of Kool Aid Man, a large red anthropomorphic pitcher of kool aid, busting through a yellow wall.
Me holding a mason jar of dark liquid and wood sticks inside over a black electric stove
Picture of two inflatable pilot dummies with arms and legs extended sitting on a cabinet above an office desk. The left dummy is dressed like a p fighter pilot, and the right dummy is a replica from the autopilot dummy from the movie Airplane!
amazon listing of jake pauls antiperspirant with the caption "Amazon.com : W By Jake Paul Men's Antiperspirant, Odor Blocking, Vitamin-Infused Deodorant for Men,"
ketamine is highlighted in the following text: "It began after an informant told authorities that Epstein was involved in the illicit funding and distribution of so-called club drugs, including ecstasy, ketamine and methamphetamines," Bloomberg reported, based on the sources who asked not to be named so they could discuss sensitive law enforcement matters.
Still from Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail after Donavan drank from the wrong cup. He looks 150 years old in a suit and tie.
Rambo 3 screencap with the altered caption "this film is dedicated to the brave peshmerga fighters of Iran"
A picture of three people in fursuits, one in the foreground and two others leaning out from behind.
The Twin Peaks opening scene with green outlined letters that read "Operation Epic Fury"
Dan's profile with "London based" circled in red.
My old black and white cats face using my arm as a pillow.
A black and white cat passed out cold on my arm.