Certo

@certomistle.bsky.social

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The only Cacomistle (or Fossa) in DC! Careful, I bite~ πŸ”ž/any/πŸ’šJarviπŸ’š/Ξ˜Ξ”

Picture of valentail sitting down by thefusionlatios on deviantart
Side idea of Hyundai Ioniq 5
A ferret greedily sticking her overly length-maxxed neck into a pineapple cup to lick ice
My golden retriever wearing a little silicon tag with his name Tiki on it
Genderfluid Cert with fangs and claws galore, featuring her big bazongas
A Cacomistle and a fox snowboarding
My puppy laying on his back asleep against the wall
My ferret husband holding our golden retriever puppy
Captaining the boat at the wheel!
Rummy the white ferret with styrofoam clinging to his box-shredding little ass
A ferret hugs a Cacomistle as tight as one can
A dapper ferret with a martini and a fedora having a stroll with a Cacomistle in a flowing green dress
A sidecar
Tongue out ferret
Certo balancing a crab on their nose, catching it in their mouth, sitting, laying, rolling over, and then having their belly above their teats rubbed gently.
Ferret in a blanket!
A feral cacomistle and a pine marten curled up sweetly and sleepily on some sort of pink pillow
FFX screenshot with a cactuar that is a little needy and attention deficit
A banana daiquiri with a little foam and in a tulip glass
Queens Park Swizzle
A rich cocktail with an orange cut to look like his shitty haircut
Ginny on her back in my lap
A Mexican El Diablo tiki drink with a badger in the background
Tiki drink called three dots and a dash
An attempt at selling a flat cable reminds you that it "run smoothly" and "slide easily" when compared to its rotund cousin which, when run under something, reminds you that "cable get squashed"
Bananas foster daiquiri
A big ringtail (cacomistle) holding a little fossa
A ferret hanging out of a fluffy minions tubesock
My ferret is asleep on her back twisted around into a strange pretzel-J position with her paws jutting out against the cage bars
Solare is grabbing Camura with their feet and flying about the jungle trees in the earliest hour of dawn!