a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache

@cesmustache.bsky.social

1811 Followers 660 Following

Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him.

smiley face in the rock
Sonny lifting the Europa League trophy in 2025
the main character of the movie Orphan (2009)
The Middleman, complete series, on DVD
always has been meme
skeet by @bendupuis1.bsky.social showing the whole world in Belgian flags except for the US including the Democratic Republic of the Congo, who would NEVER
the photo, A Great Day in Harlem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Great_Day_in_Harlem?wprov=sfla1
Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a red Portugal #21 kit meant to honor Diogo Jota after the win over Croatia
the enclosed courtyard in the Michigan Union
sign telling undergrads to fuck off from this side of the reading room
June-July 2026 print edition of The Onion, on a table in the UM Law Library reading room
the law school reading room
the dining hall in the Law Quad at the University of Michigan
Zingerman's order #420
Michigan Stadium, at night big block M, national champions banner, wrought iron gate
photo of an absolutely disgusting "food" item I will absolutely eat from time to time, the Filet-O-Fish at McDonald's
Your Results 92% Woke/8% Chud 50% Techbro/50% Neo-Luddite 48% Hopepilled/52% Doomer 81% Davos/19% Dubai Your Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani
Droz telling Gutter not to wear the shirt of the band to the show
Neighbor: Hey. You ok? I heard an oh my god... Me: sports, sorry Neighbor: Lol no worries. Wanted to make sure you were ok.
Rahm and Bibi, 2010
a white St. Louis Cardinals hat with a navy blue bill, rainbow stitching, the STL logo in progress pride colors
funny skeets about the Knicks, juxtaposed in my feed
Put-In-Bay, in Ohio
The Onion print edition, May-June 2026
a Ferrari of some kind
a dumbfuck who happens to root for my baseball team
the oops all Chicago congressional map for Illinois, that is now less of a joke than it was
man holding sign above seated bride and groom Scheduled Program: Wedding at 1:00 Sox Game at 3:15 Reception at 6:00 Let's Go White Sox!
photo of a wedding party "enjoying" a White Sox game between the 1pm wedding and 6pm reception
donation to New American Pathways' #charitibundibowl of $1310 plus fees in honor of Michigan because it's still fucking hilarious
Illinois, but with all congressional districts connected to the Chicago metro area
$214.89 donation, the first of twelve monthly for a total of $2512 plus fees
final stats for #uswnt v Japan 3-0 score, #uswnt #uswnt 66% possession, 15 shots, 7 SOG, 6 corners, 560 passes Japan 34% possession, 5 shots, 7 SOG, 2 corners, 282 passes
Graphic showing Michigan held its last four opponents to their worst shooting percentages of the season Sweet 16 - Alabama, 36% Elite 8 - Tennessee, 32% Final 4 - Arizona, 37% Championship - UConn, 31%
Nikita Mazepin, an even bigger failson than Lance Stroll
Heath Ledger in The Patriot
@xoxogossipgita.bsky.social skeeted: "perfidia's story arc is, to me, a story about what failure means to a black woman in the spotlight. you work twice as hard for half as much--but if you end up failing in your mission, you punished ten times worse than all your peers." while quoting @ladyemily.nebula.tv "'One really compelling thing about One Battle After Another to me is that Perfidia's choice to rat is framed in the prologue and by others as a uniquely selfish choice, only for the rest of the film to showcase how basically all characters fold and rat when interrogated under threat of state violence'" and then @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social said "i thought about this a lot when the non-binary friend of Willa is the first to crack under interrogation. the stakes are higher, which means that this character would have a much worse time than their peers in lock up overnight. it's hard to be angry at that character for caving. this makes it hard for me to hate perfidia, and i really chafe at people calling her a "jezebel" archetype. because in many ways her story is about not wanting to be put in a category by anyone, including the people she loves, including her daughter, because her life has never really been her own."
Notebook with a 54% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes
screenshot of Georgetown somehow beating Villanova in the Big East quarterfinal by 14
a soda can that says "fueled by spite, caffeine free"
Predator handshake where Spurs supporters and Democratic supporters shake over their teams having quit fighting
Julia Louis-Dreyfus nervously laughing and mouthing "what the fuck?" through gritted teeth
Joshua Tree National Park, during the day, some light fluffy clouds with hills in the distance
Don Draper, drunk and pitching "butts. just . . . butts."
ben, smoking
This has to be the low point The low point . . . so far
“The facts are illegal aliens in detention have access to phones they can use to contact their families and lawyers. Additionally, ICE gives all illegal aliens arrested a court-approved list of free or low-cost attorneys. All detainees receive full due process,” the spokesperson said in part.
box score showing 17 minutes between a penalty being confirmed and it being missed
Root said she contacted a hacker who helped to exfiltrate the data. However, no hacks were required – all it took was a simple URL trick of adding “download-all-users/” to the top-level domain.
map of the United States with colors indicating living preferences, with NY, IL, CA, WA at the top
some dumbass @thesmartpete.bsky.social saying "ICE was fine when we had a democracy and rule of law." the ratio is notable - 1 repost and 89 quotes, 302 replies, 2 likes, 3 saves
the dril tweet: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
the national anthem, Super Troopers style
screenshot of AA article saying that Mahomes's initial is good for other sports' ratings
donation receipt for Oliver for $168 note on donation: "I have a nephew named Oliver, and in his honor, I want this young man to have a wonderful time with his roller coaster!"
cover to Weezer's Blue Album, released 1994
custom Chicago Bears home jersey, name "DA POPE", number 14
Colorado-Utah 6:54 in 4Q box score Utah 46, Colorado 7 Utah 22 1st downs, Colorado 10 Utah 500 total yards, Colorado 102 Utah 165 passing yards, Colorado 73 Utah 335 rushing yards, Colorado 29
Colorado-Utah end 3Q box score Utah 46, Colorado 0 Utah 21 1st downs, Colorado 6 Utah 444 total yards, Colorado 43 Utah 165 passing yards, Colorado 37 Utah 279 rushing yards, Colorado 6
Colorado-Utah halftime box score Utah 43, Colorado 0 Utah 16 1st downs, Colorado 3 Utah 398 total yards, Colorado -18 Utah 138 passing yards, Colorado 23 Utah 260 rushing yards, Colorado -41