celine

@cetaillefer.bsky.social

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writer, narrative designer, cat lady, tired || makeoutcreek.itch.io || she/her

a guilty looking tabby cat with white socks. an array of condiment bottles are behind him
a tuxedo cat is curled into a tight ball, hugging her face, in a teal basket. one paw with pink toe beans pokes out
tobias (schlubby, balding, mustachioed dweeb) and lindsay (ditz with long blonde hair) from arrested development talking side by side. lindsay: well did it work for those people? tobias: no, it never does. i mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but... but it might work for us.
overwatch subtitles that read: Ketchup (Ana): You're powered up! Get in there! Phainon (Mizuki): (Japanese) I'm going hard!
a smiling wrestler, with text that reads "being glad winter is over and i don't have to goop myself up right out of the shower anymore". behind him, a larger, more menacing wrestler looms, with text that simply says "SUNSCREEN SEASON"
nora durst (carrie coon) gazes up at the night sky, looking stunned. her silver hair is coming out of its braid, and she's wearing dozens of mardi gras beads.
a box overflowing with socks in an assortment of colours and sizes
a text screenshot that reads: "Post Alpha: If Raven rescues too many adventurers, or encourages too many unrescued adventurers to find alternatives to working in the factory, Leoplover Bluff makes him collect moon flax for the factory to make up for it. If Raven does not collect moon flax/continues to rescue adventurers and makes Leoplover really mad, he gets [consequences]."
a roadhog play of the game - a nanoboosted roadhog using his ult to push the entire enemy team into a wall/off the map
domino effect meme where the starting domino is "following stella after meeting her at blizzcon" and the ending one is "getting diagnosed for adhd"
overwatch play of the game featuring mei! she's wearing a froggy themed rain coat and stirring a big cauldron of pain for her enemies
principal skinner from the simpsons in the throes of a 'nam flashback. he's clutching grooves into his armchair while staring out a set of blinds
reddit comment from edwed1: "71% of the earth's surface is covered by water. the other 29% is covered by daulton varsho and addison barger"
a tuxedo cat is curled into a comfy donut on a fleece blanket but one hind leg is stretched out to max range
a potato shaped tabby cat with a white bib and booties lies on his back and looks coyly at the camera. his front paws are curled on his chest
3 crinkle cat toys sit in a bowl of half eaten kibble
screenshot of twine story map - the passage titles imply it's some sort of ghost-based RPG
a tabby cat and a tuxedo cat investigate eight to nine crinkly balls in a bright blue hallway
cover of the West Passage by Jared Pechaček; vibrant and brightly coloured, where large monstrous ladies tower over two small people in black and gold
mr rogers getting into a cute little navy blue electric vehicle. it's pleasantly square, and has a little bed in the back for carrying things.
edited image of the IBM philosophy: "A computer can never be held accountable; therefore a computer must never become a wife guy"
meowth from pokemon sitting in a hot bath with an egg. they are both wearing little washcloths on their heads.
a tuxedo cat cleans her pristine pink toe beans
a small tuxedo cat sits on a pink blanket on someone's feet. she looks about as relaxed as a fur sack of anxiety can look
a wooden carving depicting a seated man in robes kicking jesus while he's down
bond forger from spy x family - a large shaggy white dog with a big square head and silly tiny ears stares placidly into the camera
panel from a chick tract showing a group of racistly caricatured men in middle eastern robes saying "Shut up!". the text surrounding the panel says "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. (Gal. 4:16)"
a post from the r/Fantasy subreddit titled "Hated Shadow of the Torturer, but can't stop thinking about it?"
screenshot of the four corners farm on stardew valley, during summer. it is green and mostly trees, with a tiny section dedicated to farming on the right side.
tobias and lindsay from arrested development having a conversation together lindsay: well, did it work for those people? tobias: no, it never does. i mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but... tobias, continued: but it might work for us.
a photo of a kindle displaying a page from "how to become the dark lord and die trying" by django wexler. the important part of the passage reads: "Deep breath, and then I kick the door open. 'Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy-'"
amy mizuno from sailor moon chowing down on a cheeseburger
images from pacific rim, where gottlieb is describing the possibility of a kaiju double event, only the text says: "in the beginning, streaming TV seasons were 12 episodes long. then they were 10 episodes long, then 9. by the end of 2024, some were only 7 episodes long. by the end of 2025, we should witness them reinventing, 'the movie'."
a gameplay summary report from Overwatch stating my most played hero was Sombra with 8 matches, a final blow to death ratio of 2.46 and 216 eliminations total
meme image of an young anime dude wearing glasses and gesturing to a butterfly
screenshot from gofundme that says "Celine, you're joining 420 donors making an impact"
cover of a bootleg vhs tape for sailor moon super s - tv episodes 9-10 with English subtitles. usagi, chibi usa and the inner senshi are standing together in their school uniforms. mamoru is there too, in street clothes
a tabby cat with a white bib intently watches his human pick up and throw a fuzzy ball off the bed before fetching it back.
overwatch patch notes that state that open queue mystery heroes is being replaced with role queue mystery heroes, which requires you to queue for a role and only get random heroes from that role
the meme from the office where someone holds two pictures and asks pam to identify the differences between them. on the left is a blood-spattered, white-haired vampire astarion screaming in anguish. on the right is blood-spattered thomas jane holding a gun and screaming in anguish. pam says, "they're the same picture"
a tumblr post from avatarskorra that says "we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow"
a tabby cat with a white bib and a slightly devilush expression. near his outstretched paw is a colourful cat toy.
discord chat log where tyler is making fun of my love of warframe: "ok celine me: i want to play a good shooter celine: warframe is me: i want to play like a rhythm game celine: warframe has that! me: i really want to play a dating sim celine: warframe has that i think"
utilitylimb tweet that says "it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't"
da share zone hit da bricks meme: "Just walk out - you can leave!! Black Keep, Castle Ensis, Belurat, Hippo Pond, Mausoleum, Fire ninja at the end of a long bridge if your quick. If it sucks... hit da bricks! real winners quit."
a sleepy tuxedo cat with her paws splayed in front of her
donnie darko at his therapist meme: "i'm reading a new fantasy series" "new, or rosemary kirstein's steerswoman series again?" "steerswoman again"
a semi circle is inscribed in a dirt and grass path
edited twitter posts that say "vtubing... save me...", "vtubing", "save me vtubing"
dejected looking boy in a green ballcap sits on a camp chair in front of an inset fireplace with a fire. the overlay is a dark souls-like banner that says "ENERGY SAVED"
three panel simpsons meme: first panel, the class looks expectantly at bart, waiting for him to say the line. second panel, a dejected bart says a quote from the linked variety article: "I'm on the board of a few AI companies," Russo told Collider. third panel is the entire class cheering at the predictable utterance.
a solar eclipse, the moon halfway obscuring the sun
image of the garfield meme that says "you are not immune to propaganda" but "propaganda" has been replaced with "parasociality"
image of the nerdy dweeb from pacific rim in front of his giant blackboard, complete with ladder, explaining the frequency of kaiju attacks
clip from the overwatch x cowboy bebop gameplay trailer, showing a big metal belt buckle that says "BBOP" on it
sombra from overwatch as ed from cowboy beboy. she's looking sidelong at the camera and saucily pointing over her right shoulder.
someone has spray painted the words "NOT DEAD YET" in bright blue on the beige wall of a concrete underpass.
a tabby cat with a white bib pokes out his tongue at the camera sitting on top of a white and pink cat tree
a big tabby cat lies on the crushed side of a cardboard box reaching for a crinkle toy like he's god creating Adam