South Carolinian 🇺🇸 → Costa Rica doomstead. Ex-USDA, now air-frying the collapse. Irazú’s lava insurance? Lapsed. 🥑 cult leader. Coconut insurgent. Mango *heretic*. Colon cancer survivor (1-0 vs. capitalism). Pura Vida™ (terms & conditions apply). ☢️🇨🇷
