Tae

@ceylon-tae.bsky.social

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engineer / doodler / too many hobbies / rocks in head / old and happy about it. will reblog art + memes here, maybe post some of my own. see also: pillowfort.social/Ceylon-Tae megaman bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/teylon-hey.bsky.social my art: #taedraws

a tumblr reply, by user bakurapika, saying, "hear it hurg hurg hurgling, gurg gurg gurgling too. come on it's lovely weather for a hee haw gee gawdy yee doo"
An article from UNMC.edu in August 2025 with the headline "The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses". One of the things the CDC stopped tracking was cyclospora.
Bsky moderation service for "rude" comments, turned "off"
Taylor Tomlinson saying "maybe fuck those people a little" as she shrugs during a stand-up routine.
The "bitches don't know bout" meme but it's Taylor Swift with the tshirt text "BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT ME BUT I BET THEY WANT TO" referencing her song "22"
The Pokemon Mudkip with the text "INTERNET LIEK MACHINE"
A walrus with its flippers over its face, as if it were crying. A keeper holds a platter of fish and looks like he is trying to console the walrus. The walrus only cries "miss mah bucket"
A screencap from Homestar Runner's animated music video for the song Experimental Film by They Might Be Giants. A screen shows a poorly-drawn lion with the text "it's a lion!" Someone has also added text that makes it read "JESUS CHRIST it's a lion! GET IN THE CAR!," referencing an old meme from the time period.
A three panel comic depicting the author in simple scribbles. The first shows the author at a dance club, thinking "I do feel kinda bad for being that straight girl at pride night... but this is when I feel safe?". The second panel says, "TEN YEARS LATER". The third panel shows the author with a dumbstruck look on their face as they reflect, with the rainbow, trans, nonbinary, bisexual, and asexual pride flags in the background. The text says simply "OH."
A quick self-portrait of the artist. Their eyes are wide and shadowed, with a wide smile showing lots of teeth. Someone is saying to them, "omg you look so creepy, it's perfect". The artist responds, "like um thanks it's just my face"
a shitty mspaint sketch of me clutching my chest with tears in my eyes
The proper way to eat a mango. The mango is cut in half and cubed on the skin, held in the bare hands, the person is biting into it directly, with mango juice splattered over their race and hands. They look feral and it looks like fun.
A home photo of a samoyed dog with a very large teddy bear. The dog is curled up in the bear's lap, her head resting on one of its legs. Her eyes are shut and she looks very comfortable. The bear seems to be bending down to pat her head and side. The comment submitted with this image on Wikimedia reads, "I'm the author. You can reach me at [email redacted]. This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever.
A tumblr post by user milleniallust4death. It features a photo of the user's late husband and dog running through a splash pad sprinkler tunnel together. The man is doubled over to fit inside the tunnel, but appears to have a huge smile on his face. The dog is excitedly trotting next to him, face turned to playfully "bite" one of the jets of water. The text of the post says, "I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it." A later reblog by the same user says, "Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift."
A card with blackletter calligraphy that reads "Tomorroween is Halloween"
A sculpted figure of a man in contrapposto, weight bearing on one leg more than another. There are silly-looking blue and green stars around, and text saying "CONTRAPPOSTO!!"
A tumblr post by bloedgetuige that says, "guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic"
a parody image with the text "throwing rocks at your brother #justsiblingthings"
Bad Habit Artist Bingo as filled in by ceylon-tae
Panel 1: A stick figure person sits in an ominously dark room. They are grumbling, "fucking amazon killing comixology, fucking DRM ruining everything, fucking renting everything, fucking death of ownership, what the fuck digital comics, someone fucking take my money to support the creators and just give me local DRM-free digital files" Panel 2: the Neon Ichiban logo appears in the open door and the ominous atmosphere is gone. The stick figure is happy and excited to see it, saying, "omg neon ichiban private beta hi !!"
A neon-aesthetic dolphin cries tears of joy, while rainbows and sparkles fly around in the background
a closeup and highlight of certain trending tags on 22 September 2025, including #bskycensorship and other relevant tags facing censorship
The rottentomatoes.com rating for the movie In Time, at 36% tomatometer, 51% popcornmeter
Toothless the dragon from How To Train Your Dragon. He is standing on a snowy landscape.
a picture of dolphins and rainbows that was originally happy and joyful, but has been colorshifted to red, added fire and crying, now conveying misery
a lively party on a tv show with lots of confetti and a keytar
a picture of Hugh Laurie as an online quiz result for "Piercing Blue Eyes Guy (oh god stop looking at me)"
on the left: a young Tae eats dunkaroos, saying, "i want to be an adult so i can eat as many dunkaroos as i want". on the right: an adult Tae eats rainbow frosting on nilla wafers, saying, "KID YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH BETTER IT GETS"
a social media profile named "scamfluencer" cries that "nooo, evil Big Food is putting extra salt in your food". meanwhile, i am making angry direct eye contact as i add more salt because low sodium diets are mostly scams for most people
""Promote" is an extremely vague verb that is often not suitable for making guidelines. Do you mean "advocate for"? Do you mean "publicize"? Do you mean "recommend"? 5. A. i. is full of such dangerous vague explanations. Will part a. prohibit posts about video games that depict and reward the main character for doing something that's illegal in real life? Will part b. prohibit posts containing erotic drawings of fictional characters who seem slightly unhappy? Will part b. prohibit posts about kink scenes between consenting adults, who have negotiated safewords, and like to say other words like "no, don't, stop, etc." as part of their scene? That would be ridiculous. I must emphasize that Bluesky has NO GOOD REASON TO PROHIBIT ANY OF THESE. You should not be prohibiting these types of posts, and you should not draft guidelines that could be used to do so. Please update the section titled 5. B. i. to say "Consensual content of real adult persons that is clearly labeled, or content of fictional characters that does not violate 5. A. ii." 5. A. i. b. is particularly bad. This is the section that would seem to prohibit erotic drawings if one of the fictional characters looks slightly unhappy. This section should be revised to say "users should not share materials that include instructions for crimes, or that depict real or realistic-looking sexual assault or other non-consensual acts." This would be similar to 5. A. ii. d. that prohibits the sharing of "real or synthetic intimate images or sexual content without consent." The emphasis should be on requiring the consent of the real people depicted in the post. 5. A. ii. b. is another section that I find alarming. Furry artists have already been unfairly targeted by inappropriate applications of Bluesky's "do not share any content that depicts or promotes sexual activity with an animal" rule, and this update does NOTHING to clarify the situation. Many artists I follow have simply given up on posting things like erotic…
Tytunovich tells Mashable that it's not out of the ordinary to see spikes in fake traffic on social media platforms during big events like U.S. elections. However, he has never seen anything close to X's 75.85 percent. And, unfortunately for X, its bot problem goes beyond the big game too. CHEQ also provided Mashable with fake traffic data from the entire month of January 2024. TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram all had very similar stats to each platform's respective Super Bowl weekend numbers. Slightly more than 2.8 percent of the 306 million visits sent from TikTok were determined to be fake. Out of the 90 million visits that came from Facebook, a bit more than 2 percent were fake. And Instagram's traffic was only 0.96 percent fake, based on 749,000 visits. But, X once again fared the worst. Of the 759,000 visits from X, 31.82 percent of that traffic was determined to be fake.
An Amorphophallus plant in a forest, flowering in dark purple and cream colors
Video game box art for Katamari Damacy. There is a ball of various large structures all stuck together in the distance, with a rainbow overhead.
An old 00s macro of a black dog. Someone is holding a phone to its head, its mouth is open, and the text says "Hello, yes, this is dog"
a closeup of Barack Obama's eyes from the meme thread, implying the response, "then perish"
anguished emoji with hands thrown up in the air
A quiz result screen showing various mascots and funny little characters
A photo of the inside of a sausage mixer/extruder. The text says "Weird things happen inside of here".
A baseball hat bearing a silhouette of an anglerfish from the game Outer Wilds and text that says "FISH WANT ME, WOMEN ADMIRE MY FOUR EYES"
A yellow and pink neon barkshark jumps joyfully in front of a stylized crashing wave background
A meme with a screenshot from a PWHL game that says "youtube chat when empty net" and a pensive meme emoji asking "goalie goal, please?"
A screenshot from the show The Good Place. Michael is speaking intensely to Elanore on a public street.
A simple reference sheet of a dark teal crocodilian/dragon creature, showing a front view and a side view, with suggested color swatches.
A dark teal crocodilian-dragon creature. They are jumping and reaching out one arm.
A hairy crocodilian-dragon creature, jumping and reaching out one arm
An orange pumpkin carved with a toothy evil grin. It's gotten old and wrinkly and the grin has turned into a sneer.
A collage of clips from the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series by Archie, featuring the character Bunnie Rabbot