cgjvdp

@cgjvdp.com

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Lover of illegible usernames. Provider of spaces. A completely normal dumbass. I build tools to help cool people with more charisma than me produce content on the internet. uxp, foobar_industries, sul.f4t3, among others. From and in Utah.

A user posting "I am not a climate scientist but when I was a kid the number of times we couldn't go outside because of Canadian wildfire smoke was zero times." Another bluesky user replying: "One small (pedantic) request: Please don't call it 'Canadian wildfire smoke'. It is smoke from wildfires ravaging Canada."
Screenshot of iOS weather app for Salt Lake City, UT with a current temperature of 106°F as of 2:25 Mountain Time
Screenshot of Jesse's post next to this one from Arizona Right Watch: https://bsky.app/profile/azrww.bsky.social/post/3mqcwg73bds2b "Across the street from the “fuck ICE” coffee shop I’m at is Angel Studios, which is the key partner for Turning Point USA’s Chapter Leadership Summit in DC this weekend which some of the TPUSA folks here at the courthouse will also be present for because these folks fucking love their conferences."
Gargoyles - Deadly Force
This map, centered in northern utah: https://data.usatoday.com/fires/ Showing a very large number of fires and smoke plumes stretching from the Iron Fire near Eureka, UT to Craig, CO and beyond.
Spider-Man pointing meme
Screenshot of a tweet from UFConParamount, the official partnership of the broadcast and event showing construction pictures. While the pictures can preferentially be called tacky and embarassing, they objectively have less "white trash" aesthetic that the other AI images are trying to describe
A bluesky moderation "report" page listing many reasons for submitting a post for moderation services, including standard reasons such as "misleading post", "spam", "unwanted sexual content". A fake "Offensive" option has been added with the subheading "This post is attacking me personally".
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Screengrab from a January 30, 1991 CBS News segment with Scott Pelley reporting live from Saudi Arabia about the then ongoing Gulf War
Simpson gif. Bart explaining to sweep up a mess under the rug. Next segment is Bart climbing over a comically lumpy and undulating floor
"Support for periods(`.`) in Terraform state names might break existing states." as an informational message on the mail UI page of a repo.
The Spice Girls holding sighs, which have been altered to say "If You", "Wanna Steal", "My Data", "You gotta", "Be a U.S. Based Corporation"
Bluesky's background color in image form. It shows up when images don't load. This is a joke. I'm explaining the joke.
Picture of Jesus Christ with the caption "Why are you praying to me? I'm just a doctor..."
North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe Known for its inexhaustible appetite for buried fiber optic cables, this invasive species has multiplied across North America in recent years. A relative, the European Fiber Seeking Backhoe has also emerged across the Atlantic, although it has evolved to be smaller than the North American variety due to smaller European roadways. Scientists are still seeking a means to reduce the multiplication of this species; since current regulatory methods are proving ineffective, limited hunting permits are being proposed.
“The only big songs I want on my feed are the sound of Sunday’s church bells”
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A modal window in iCloud for Windows. The title is "Enjoying iCloud for Windows?" with the text "Leave a review and share your experience with others". There are two buttons in the footer, "Leave a Review" and "Not Now". The former having a radius on the corners and is a shade of pink with violet hues. The "Not Now" button is fully rectangular. The entire window has what appears to be rounded/radius-ed corners in accordance with the base operating system.
The crew from This Old House.
Windows Task Manager showing Firefox consuming just under 16GB of ram.
Screenshot of a Mr Show episode. “America can, should, must and will blow up the moon” is captioned.
A button on a website that just reads “Chat with PDF”
Sora, from Kingdom Hearts. Not the AI slop generator.
Associated Press | By JON GAMBRELL Published January 11, 2026 at 8:03am EDT DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran’s parliament speaker warned Sunday that the U.S. military and Israel would be “legitimate targets” if America strikes the Islamic Republic over the ongoing protests roiling the country, as threatened by President Donald Trump.
Milhouse from the simpsons saying "But my mom says I'm cool" and then walking off a stage
An Authenticator 2fa code labeled "Amazon Web Services - root-account-mfa-device-[redacted]" with the code 00-00-00
Sean O'Brian, the General President of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, with a bunch of "fell for it again" awards pinned to his suit jacket
Spam texts from the DNC and other fund raisers, all from today.
Illustration of a rodent standing on an electrical grate during an experiment where they are rewarded with a food pellet when they press a lever, and are also electrocuted. The rodent continues to harm themselves for temporary rewards.
Laura Loomer tweet: "It's kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn't exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!"
A screenshot of the SNL character "Pat", a gender-ambiguous character portrayed by Julia Sweeny. A halftone circle transparent background has been applied over their face as a joke.
The infamous Elian Gonzalez photograph of an armed Border Patrol BOTAC officer n April 22, 2000. (cropped slightly so Elian and Donato Dalrymple aren’t in frame). By Alan Diaz of the AP