Lord Whitmore Reans

@cha0tic.bsky.social

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🇨🇦🇦🇺🇨🇳🇮🇳🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇲🪯🇺🇸🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 60YO Misanthrope. In Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my friends & family. I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film. One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers. Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess. Wülferhampton

A white rose.
A side plate with 2 hot buttered crumpets with butter & honey. They are both sliced in half to make for easier eating. To ameliorate melted butter & honey dripping down your chin.
A JRT curled up in his bed. His head partially hidden under ‘Gorilla’. The only soft toy he hasn’t destroyed. Maybe because it’s as big or bigger than him.
A patch of wild garlic in the woods. Not yet in flower.
A cottage pie with furrows in the mash made with a fork. The tops of the furrows and round the edge are browned from being baked in the oven. They are the ‘crusty bits’.
It’s the Batman slapping Robin meme picture. Robin is asking:”Its Black History month. When is it white history month?” Batman replies: “Really? Really! You actually asked that question? I’m going to slap you every day this year!”
A flag blowing in the breeze. It is divided into vertical 3rds. Green, white, Green.
An angry Captain Von Trapp from ‘TheSound of Music’ ripping a Nazi flag in half.
A JRT with a fat stick in his mouth that looks like he’s smoking a Toro Grande Cigar.
A JRT sitting trying to look cute. As though butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth & he would never *ever* destroy anything 😀
Paddy the JRT lying in a bed, under a quilt, with his head on the pillow. Just like a person would. There is an electric heating blanket on the bed which his owner uses to soothe her bad back. Paddy thinks it’s for his benefit.
An image of a carton of Tomato juice. I post tomato juice as it’s an ingredient in a Bloody Mary cocktail.
A JRT snoozing in his bed & looking like Butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.
Same as the other alt text 😀
A JRT in a frenzy of biting destruction on a log bigger than him.
A fabric bone with the name ‘Harry’ embroidered on it. #DestructoDog has chewed & ripped it. The fluff is coming out.
A JRT standing on a patch of grass with a fabric bone in his mouth. He found it by the church and as far as he’s concerned it belongs to him now. He carried it all the way back to the house.
A Brittany Spaniel lying in his bed. Looking like he’s expecting a treat or a morsel of human food. Because. He always got a bit of what we were eating.
A JRT in a frenzy of destruction. Trying to chew a large piece of wood to bits.
A grey beard loon with a shaved head holding a small baby.
A caterpillar cake with candles on in the shape of the numbers six & zero. There is a champagne flute on the tray as well.
A JRT with a stuffed toy in the shape of a life belt. There is a hole in it & he has started to pull the stuffing out. He looks a bit cagey, but that’s because he doesn’t like having a phone camera pointed at him.
Idris the dragon peeping out of the chimney of Ivor the engine. A wonderful Oliver Postgate/Small films children’s cartoon about a railway in the the top left corner of Wales.