Beth

@chacha1847.bsky.social

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Leftist alto Episcopalian & scout mom. UrExhaustedMom in the Twitch chats.

Ron Paul "It's happening!!"
A screenshot of a portion of the lyrics to the second verse of Calamity Song: Hetty Green Queen of supply-side bonhomie bone-drab
A consumer-grade air quality monitor sitting on a balcony railing. It reads 272, which is bad
Some trees and cars and a dirty orange sky
RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON) Readiness condition Description Examples Actions RIPCON 1 It Happened n/a 🍾 RIPCON 2 Devils, without whom the world would be an instantly, measurably better place. Antonin Scalia Run, don't walk, to your closest loved one and embrace them RIPCON 3 Major demons who substantially harmed humanity in significant, high-profile ways but who are past their peak in evildoing. Henry Kissinger, Dick Cheney Specifically coordinate a celebratory gathering with friends at soonest convenience RIPCON 4 Minor demons who had a reduced impact on humanity as a whole but nevertheless made some corner of the world a notably worse place. Hulk Hogan, Toby Keith Celebratory shots next time you happen to be out with friends RIPCON 5 Inconsequential or washed up ghouls who had little to no impact on humanity beyond being annoying or historically evil. Scott Adams, Pete Rose Post packwatch. gif on social media and in your group chats
A screenshot of three skeets in a row that say the following: hahaha holy shit HOLY SHIT WE BELIEVE and HOLY SHITTTT
A screenshot of two skeets in a row from my timeline, both of which merely read "Holy shit!"
Me with my curly red hair and red lipstick (MAC Lady Bug) wearing a necklace made of shiny hammered silver discs and a cowl neck spaghetti strap top made of a silk-like material in royal blue. I am smiling with my lips closed in such a way that makes the dimple on the right side of my cheek pop real good
A screenshot of today's high and low in San Jose, California, which was 98 and 62
An assortment of calla lilies in shades ranging between red and yellow
My plate of scrambled eggs, chilaquiles verdes, and refried beans
"County elections officials may begin opening and processing vote-by-mail ballot envelopes up to 29 days before Election Day"
The Celine Dion "je téléphone à la police" meme
A Bluesky "gift voucher" for one post deletion
My large tabby and white kitty son laying on the bed with his back feet splayed behind him in an undignified manner
An extremely close up shot of my giant tabby and white doofus boy's dumb face. Discerning viewers will spot a small blob of drool starting to emerge from the crest of his funny little mouth
That racist lady from Lake Merritt calling the manager on this post
Cartoon Kirk looking fake shocked
A bag of ketchup Lay's
Screenshot of my Apple Music playlists showing two lists: Female Yearning (General) and Female Yearning with Pianos
My timeline. This skeet followed by one from Nick (derogatory) that reads "We love it don't we folks" followed by a Balatro video capture
Marge Simpson with a broken bottle and a look of sheer rage on her face
A close shot of my dainty tabby girl sleeping with her head down on my chest, one front paw curled up right in front of her nose
A beagle sticking her sweet little face through the bars of a metal gate while someone is racing through the bars to give her head scritches
RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON) Readiness condition Description Examples Actions RIPCON 1 It Happened n/a 🍾 RIPCON 2 Devils, without whom the world would be an instantly, measurably better place. Antonin Scalia Run, don't walk, to your closest loved one and embrace them RIPCON 3 Major demons who substantially harmed humanity in significant, high-profile ways but who are past their peak in evildoing. Henry Kissinger, Dick Cheney Specifically coordinate a celebratory gathering with friends at soonest convenience RIPCON 4 Minor demons who had a reduced impact on humanity as a whole but nevertheless made some corner of the world a notably worse place. Hulk Hogan, Toby Keith Celebratory shots next time you happen to be out with friends RIPCON 5 Inconsequential or washed up ghouls who had little to no impact on humanity beyond being annoying or historically evil. Scott Adams, Pete Rose Post packwatch. gif on social media and in your group chats
wint @dril Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Statues $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 4:06 PM • Sep 29, 2013 • Twitter Web Client 59.2K Retweets 100.5K Likes craig @craigus12 • Sep 29, 2013 Replying to @dril @dril spend less on Statues • 17 L 11.4K ♥ 14.4K 1 wint @dril • Sep 29, 2013 @craigus12 no • 55 2 13K • 23.2K
A skeet from Parker Malloy, right above Shauna's: "Today, Lauren Boebert really captured my thoughts about Bluesky circa April-May 2023: 'Go to church. Find Jesus. Why is everybody so horny here?'"
Screenshot of my replying "yes" with "Processing..." and a spinny wheel in the upper right
A photo of Grace cathedral backlit by the sun, with the caption below, "All wrapped in bones of setting sun"
A poster from the Fillmore SF. Jimmy Eat World, Recover, and Emanuel, Monday, November 1, 2004. The art is a picture of a night scene on a city street with a girl running away with a small devil clinging to her shirt sleeve as he falls off (presumably) her shoulder.
Onion headline: "Dad suggests arriving at airport 14 hours early"
A hot wheel of a Volvo 240 wagon painted a bright spring green with various raceway-style flourishes
Left bottle: Downy Rinse & Refresh (nb this one is unscented). Right bottle: Tide Clean Boost
A series of three skeets: andy™ @andylevy.net• 4d • #Igm • • • View full thread andy™ @andylevy.net• 1d baseball is stupid andy™ @andylevy.net•4m #Igm
I'm laying down with the back of one hand resting on my forehead. Sitting in w my chest is a large white kitty boy with a tabby ear. His face is mere inches grin my face and his front paws are stretched to maximum and laying up against my cheek. I am smirking at the camera bc this is my life
My large tabby and white kitty son modeling his blue and white plaid bow tie that matches his eyes
10-DAY FORECAST Today: 51°-73° Tue: 47° —69° Wed:: 46° —75° Thu: 50°-79° Fri: 51-78° Sat: 50°-77° Sun: 55°-79° Mon: 57°-86°
A quite tall acacia tree that has been felled by the wind acrid my driveway and up against my house
My large tabby and white kitty son sitting on the bed with his front two paws crossed like a fancy boy
My husband trying to work at the kitchen island on his laptop but there is a giant tabby and white kitty boy lounging in the table space between the front edge of the laptop and my husband's body. He's using one forearm as a pillow. My husband looks annoyed.
Two cats laying in the floor. On the left, my tabby and brown girl looking like she did a big stretch laying on her side, then fell asleep. On the right, the white and tabby chungus curled up in his favorite kitty bed, looking at the camera as though to say, "Excuse me, I was napping, dafuq do you want."
From the top down, my brown tabby cat using my knee as a pillow
A tabby cat snoozing on a brown leather sofa
A screenshot of a series of three skeets: Jeremy Chao The Dunkin de-aging ad may be the worst thing I've seen in a long time. Parker Molloy Hated everything about that Dunkin ad Chris Kluwe That Dunkin' commercial was Al of us collectively having a stroke, right?
A Hot Wheel of a leaf green Volvo 240 station wagon that is also somehow a race car
My tabby and White Giant kitty laying on his back with his back legs splayed it in a very undignified manner
My giant tabby and white cat sitting on the armrest next to me, begrudgingly looking over his shoulder at the camera because I poked him out of his snooze to get his face in the picture
My large white and tabby son sitting with a nonplussed look on his face while wearing a blue and white plaid bow tie
My white-with-tabby-patches kitty boy modeling his new collar, complete with blue and white plaid bow tie, which matches his eyes.
"I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
Me sitting on the sofa with one cat on my lap, one on the armrest right next to me, and one on the back of the sofa right by my head. I am basically making the 😬 face
WHITE BEAN and Tuna Salad Throw these pantry ingredients together and you've got a terrific salad. You could add other ingredients to jazz it up, like 1/½ cup capers, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, and some fresh basil leaves, and you could even serve it over 2 cups fresh arugula. 4 MAIN-COURSE SERVINGS 2(6-ounce) cans dark meat tuna, packed in olive oil ½ teaspoon sea salt, plus more to taste ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, plus more to taste 2(15-ounce) cans cannellini beans, drained and rinsed 1 medium red onion, thinly sliced 6 tablespoons red wine vinegar IN A LARGE BOWL, add the tuna with its olive oil and ½ teaspoon each of salt and pepper. Using a fork, break up the tuna into bite-size pieces, then gently toss in the beans and onions. Drizzle with the red wine vinegar and season with more salt and pepper to taste. Transfer the salad to plates and serve.
Jimmy Eat World, "Clarity"
A skeet from juan @juanbuis.bsky.social "to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes" Followed by a picture of a notification banner in Liquid Glass where half the words of the quote are illegible because they blend into the background (which is a partial photo of the rainbow arch in the center of the Apple Park donut), because all this transparency was a terrible idea
My brown tabby cat laying in the full length of my extended legs, with one paw dangling over the side. Facial expression is completely relaxed, unbothered, and asleep
A dump truck overflowing with eyeroll emoji
My tabby and white chungus kitty boy snuggled next to me in bed, using my elbow as a pillow
My husband looking extremely Graham Chapman-esque in his Monty Python King Arthur costume on an elevator at close range
Me making a goofy face while wearing a black ball cap that says "Paris, France" and a shirt with a picture of the Death Star on and written underneath in very French script is "Ceci n'est pas une lune."
A SEM photo of a tardigrade playing a cello