Chackanory

@chackanory.bsky.social

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trash mammal - innocent bistoner - tempus fuckit she/her

Exploded can from above but with eyes, it's singing a happy song from its burpy mouth
Woman 1: it's weird how 9/11 became a nationa holiday Woman 2: oh no! That means... Jack Skellington opens a whimsical door in a tree, and steps through. He exits an airplane bathroom, singing "what's this?" We pan out to the twin towers moments before impact. "What's this?"
Cover of Owls Don't Blink by A. A. Fair. An owl perches dramatically on the barrel of a gun. A man lies dead in a pool of blood in the background, the owl looks unrepentant and ready to kill again
Ralph Fiennes covered in iodine and face paint, pretending to be the devil in 28 Years Later: Bone Temple. Iron Maiden is playing
Gaetan "Mole" Molière from Disney's 2001 animated film Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Legolas from the 1978 animated Lord of the Rings. He is an absolute derp, unburdened by a single thought. His hair is pretty
Ray from Achewood admonishes his nephew: "you couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny pants for each leg! SAY IT!" lil nephew (who is indeed wearing the described pants situation, not shown in this panel) replies: "Jeez! It's the style! Shut UP!"
Pic of a purple unicorn plushy named Freckles, she is plump and huggable
Snufkin, managing to be scruffy and fancy AT THE SAME TIME, a true icon
Maleficent, sleek and glamorous and hot, you can tell she has Schemes
Mac from Always Sunny explaining power bottoms to Frank "A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power"
Ray from Achewood reacting to Cartilage Head
Captain Cook being thoroughly stabbed by unimpressed Indigenous people in Hawaii
The beautiful cover of "The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife", a book of poetry by Upfromsumdirt
Master Shake rocking out to the birthday song he wrote
Shiny holographic stickers featuring a sentient colander of pasta emoting adorably
Close-up of the most startled and disheveled looking bird from the collection posted by OP
The cover of Moonflow by Bitter Karella, featuring a woman's dissolving body below bone-coloured mushrooms that grow together into an elaborate skeleton. It looks a bit like a psychedelic band poster
A toilet sign reading "men" and subtitles reading "ominous music"
Sewing machine diagram humorously mislabeled - "cryhole", "horn of Gondor", "flux capacitor" and the like
My plant-headed lady reclining plumpy on a shelf full of stuff. Her pose is lady-like and one little pinky toe is perked up, like a little finger on a hand holding a fancy tea cup
A cinnamon brown pibble face (with ears) resting in her fluffy dog bed
Blanket by kressendoe featuring a beast holding a large blossom in earthy jewel tones, with a border of flowers and starbursts
The next post on my feed after this one is a Shakespeare quote also mentioning eggs (posting for clout?)
A beautiful blanket of a beast rampant holding a large unfurling bud as if it were a banner, there are stylised flowers along the edges. The colours are bold jewel tones on earthy background. Photo taken in my backyard to show it off in the sunlight
Lucy Lawless, pictured here as Xena I fuckin wish
Roast Beef from the webcomic Achewood He went to space one time and to incentivise his return to earth his friends recreated the tv series Cheers He came back immediately and was filled with delight, pictured here His eyes are large and shining, and he is exclaiming "hee hee! Oh, hee hee hee!"
Frog with suspenders and a pistol, caption reads "Don't ever put me in a situation"
Sleeping dog with her head in my lap
My timeline, where Lena posts "I wish Elden ring would let me be more of a heal slut, I just wanna heal my wife is that so wrong" immediately above Stella saying "IS THIS BITCH HEALING WHEN AHE HITS ME"
A Guide To British Food Pig Flaps 'n' Wheat (ham sandwich) Petrol Station Foetus (scotch egg) Booze Soup (god knows) Slurry Mulch (peas?) Brown (yep) Foreskins crumble tube (sausage roll) Buttered Stodge (now hear me out) Dry Potato Dry (chip butty) Innards Prison (meat pie) Devon Meat Envelope (pasty) Jam Clag (scone) Mince Disappointment (shepherd's pie)
Screenshot of this post being shared to a discord channel called mental health chat
Skeletor sees the sign that appears to encourage bagel fucking, sighs, and unzips
That stock photo of "bullying" in which three women surround a fourth woman, holding her gently by the hair and leaning in like kissing is about to happen
Screenshot of King Leonides from the movie Sparta with a speech bubble because he is shouting the contents of the quoted skeet. This was done as hamfistedly as possible on my phone
Sleepy dog with her paw in my hand
A close-up of a sleeping pitbull, all soft velvet wrinkles. My head is visible resting on her haunch, we are holding hands
Still from the Emperor's New Groove with edited captions that read Kronk: oh right, the brides! The brides for Stella
A soft snoozing pibble face snuggling a blanket
Unfinished painting The Death of Captain James Cook, 1794, Johan Zoffany Cook is on the ground clutching his useless soggy rifle, mouth agape and eyes boggling. Hawaiians are looming over him, one of them looks like he's winding up to kick the shit out of someone who deserves it
A sleeping dog, paw tucked up against her soft nose wrinkles
Some sort of Muppet pretending to be a small white dog
Everybody dance... Everybody dance ... Everybody dance... LIKE THERE'S ASS IN YOUR PANTS
The time knife meme from The Good Place but "knife" is replaced by "koala", making it read "Yeah yeah, the time koala, we've all seen it"
The beautiful box of the Strange Beast tarot by Shing Yin Khor
my horse clipped into the sand, reminding me of that scene in Neverending Story where Artax died horribly in the swamp and traumatized a generation of kids
screenshot of that bit from the movie Cable Guy where Ben Stiller's character lies about an Asian gang killing his twin
Catbus from My Neighbour Totoro, the safest bus
Packet of Arnott's teddy bear biscuits with some Bon Jovi cunningly superimposed to read "woooah we're halfway there, WOOOOAAHH chocolate teddy bears". I am not as funny as I think I am but the biscuits are delicious
Packet of Arnott's teddy bear biscuits with the song my brain sings: wooooah we're halfway there, WOOOOAAHH chocolate teddy bear
Nestled amongst hooded blankets under a giant stuffed toy is the face of a very snuggly velvety dog
Mabel Pines, a 12 year old cartoon girl with braces, wielding her grappling hook with great enthusiasm
Choose your own adventure book titled "Making pancakes after an acid trip!" Illustration of colourful wizard, bubble text reads "lmao I forgot this shit lasted so long"
My beloved kaweco sport rollerball pen and my two sketchups, one is a pencil and the other an eraser. They are brass and have a patina from use