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That F1 video guy.

- Palmer and Hinchcliffe identify biggest threats to Antonelli
Race control messages showing "SAFETY CAR IN THIS LAP, LAP 51" then "SAFETY CAR DEPLOYED straight after"
Radio transcript of Bortoleto "Well, let's iust start to introduce some black winds, plan 1, plan 4, plan 5. plan 6, plan 7 plan 8, plan 9, plan 10, plan 11, plan 12, plan 13, plan 14, plan 15, plan 16, plan 17, plan 18, plan 19, plan 20, plan 21, plan 22, plan 23, plan 24, plan 25, plan 26, plan 27. plan 28. plan 29, plan 30, plan 31, plan 32. plan 33, plan 34, plan 35, plan 34, plan 35, plan 36, plan 37, plan 38, plan 39, plan 40, plan 41, plan 42, plan 42, plan 43, plan 44 plan 45, plan 46, plan 46, plan 47. plan 48. plan 48, plan 49, plan 50, plan 50, plan 50. plan 51, plan 52, plan 52, plan 53, plan 53, plan 54, plan 53, plan 54, plan 55. plan 55. plan 56, plan 56, plan 57, plan 58,"
Text messages: Me: Watching F2 and the camera cuts to Lewis Hamilton arriving in the pitlane in a massive salmon suit Them: As in like, fish?? Me: The colour Me: Ha ha ha
Text snippet from news article: According to the reigning world champion, a lot of teams have done "great" by building such a car that is not so susceptible to porpoising. "If you can’t design the car properly for that then that’s your fault, it’s not the regs fault. For me that is a bit of a shame," said Verstappen, who has thus been one of the drivers from the group that has hinted that the FIA need not intervene.
Podium: Russell, Leclerc, Verstappen Pole: Russell Fastest lap: Verstappen Safety cars: 2 Finishers: 16 or fewer
Antonelli leaping out of his crashed cat next to an SM sign I've crudely edited to say SMH
One prominent new caveat, which appears first on the list, states: “A car being overtaken, or performing an overtake, cannot simply ‘disappear’.”
Radio transcript of Hamilton: "Charles. I've just started laughing. It's over."
Label reads Jacobs for Marc Jacobs by Marc for Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs
Screen shot of Tony Stark from when he says "I am Iron Man" but the caption says "I am Physics Girl"
Standfirst of an article, the end of which reads "watch the 3-4pm hour of each day of the first Bahrain test from Wednesday on Sky Sports F1 before full coverage of the February 18-20 second test"
A couple of paragraphs of a F1.com explainer interview. The key parts are the "questions" which are "right then. Talk to me. What's the Barcelona Shakedown?" and "Ok you've got me hooked. Tell me more..." Full transcript of image below: Right, then. Talk to me. What's the Barcelona Shakedown? It's an opportunity for teams to run their car without limitations like a maximum of 200km of running on promotional tvres that is permitted during filming days, so they can start checking parts on the new machines work as expected OK, you've got me hooked. Tell me more.. Well, firstly - this is a first chance to stress-test their race machines in real life rather than in the world of simulation. If thev have already done a shakedown, that would have focused on system checks and to make sure a car that has been bolted together for the first time does what they thought it would do.
Simpsons screenshot of a chicken rotating in the oven viewed through a heat vision camera
The blurriest low res photo of a black single seater through a chain link fence with lots of colourful annotations of circles and lines drawn over
First half of the diptych meme where an old man is bent over yelling "call an ambulance!" as he's held up by a knife man
Predictions showing a PIA NOR VER podium, PIA pole, NOR FLap, one safety car and PIA sprint win
The modified oh no comics meme where people are excluded from a large group, so form their own small group but then the large group feels excluded so muscles in to the small group and tells them they don't fit in
F1 academy post on YouTube from Sunday at 8pm UK time saying "set your alarms"
Photo of my laptop screen showing Multiviewer race control messages. Lots happening in quick succession showing laps deleted and yellow flags
Multiviewer transcription of George Russell radio message that reads "er, good length. Slightly to the right"
Ferrari F1 car
Edited photo of Oscar Piastri in his full race kit. His head is larger and his smile is exaggerated. Also he's holding a giant spoon with Norris's fave reflected in it.
naked Leclerc running his Ferrari like a Flintstones car with his feet out the bottom
Simpsons screenshot with Kent Brockman interviewing an expert. The text has been slightly altered so it reads "would you say it's time for [McLaren] to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would, Kent"
Charles Leclerc shirtless and running his Ferrari like a Flintstones car with his wheels out the bottom
Zelda 1 screenshot showing a cave with a moblin saying "it's a secret to everybody"
Edited photo of Oscar Piastri in his full race kit. His head is larger and his smile is exaggerated. Also he's holding a giant spoon with Norris's fave reflected in it.
In the background a dramatic race start with cars crashing and spinning. In the foreground a camera operator pointing away from the action, distracted by a butterfly.
Edited photo of Oscar Piastri in his full race kit. His head is larger and his smile is exaggerated. Also he's holding a giant spoon with Norris's fave reflected in it.
Edited photo of Oscar Piastri in his full race kit. His head is larger and his smile is exaggerated. Also he's holding a giant spoon with Norris's fave reflected in it.
Photo of Alonso giving a thumbs up with "Hero of race" scrawled over the top
Fantasy GP screenshot highlighting the question they wrote in error "how many championship points will McLaren score?" With the highest answer being "7 or more"
Laptop screen running Multiviewer with Timing screen, team radio and track map
Doctored screen shot of RaceFans article. There is a photo of Leclerc and the real headline "Vasseur explains why Ferrari didn't use Hamilton to give Leclerc a tow" and then the fake text underneath "we are a bunch of clowns,"said Vasseur. "Just an absolute parade of chumps."
The stewards ruled Hamilton did not slow down as much as other drivers who saw the same warning. But Vasseur said it was not clear by how much he needed to slow down. “The frustration with the decision came because [although] you have to slow down, yes, it’s subjective,” he said. “It’s not black or white. It’s not ‘you have to be at the pit lane.’ It’s someone deciding if you slowed enough or not and depending on the person making the decision, it will be different. “But it is what it is. We decided to focus on the weekend and not lose energy on other projects.”
Multiviewers AI team radio transcription. All it has so far is Russell saying "wow!"
F1 app notification that reads:"Cast your vote! Join us at the 2026 #MiamiGP and win the Crypto.com Overtake of the Month trophy"
Fantasy GP predictions showing I predicted a PIA, NOR, LEC podium
It's the "call an ambulance/but not for me" meme only the panel orders are reversed Panel 1: Hamilton it's pointing a gun and smiling , saying "I'm going to Ferrari" Panel 2: Hamilton bent over, eyes closed saying "call an ambulance"
Charl the coconut (a coconut with two googly eyes from Patrick H Willems YouTube channel)
Headline with Aston Martin picture that says "Alonso felt “no pain” from back injury when he returned to car after missing practice"
Tweet that reads "Probably a sign your team is not in great shape when your local broadcast is showing graphics like this." with an image of a basketball TV still with a graphics saying: "GREEK MYTHOLOGY 101 WHO IS SISYPHUS? * KING OF EPHYRA, DEVIOUS TYRANT + WOULD KILL VISITORS OF EPHYRA TO SHOW OFF HIS POWER, WHICH ANGERED THE GODS + PUNISHMENT: ROLL A BOULDER UP EACHh TIME WOULD ROLL BACK DOWN * MUST REPEAT THIS ACTION FOR ALL ETERNITY"
Alonso: I won the championship in Brazil in 2,005 and 6. And I hardly remember anything from those afternoons and nights, which is sad. And when I will look back to my career, I will see a lot of good things and good friendships and incredible experiences. But if I had the opportunity to live my exact life once more, uh, maybe I don't change anything on my teams or my choices or. Or this Ferrari, maybe title or whatever. I will just change, um, to live a little bit more all those moments, you know, because this is difficult to change, and you never know, and you depend of many other people and other teams as well. And performance of the cars and things. It's difficult to, um, to regret something because this is out of your hands. What I regret for sure, and then we touch before, was not to enjoy more my. My time, my career.
Headline "F1 to race in Austria through 2041 with a new extension"
Hamilton radio says "I have undesteer at turn 80 and turn 90" over and over and over again
Still of the F2 crash frozen at the moment one car is precisely upside down over another, rollbar-to-rollbar, so it looks like a mirror image, almost
Small crop of the F1 website to show the new typeface, I've drawn a circle around an event time where the monospace octogonally angular typeface is used
Cropped poster of movie F9. It's got a real splash with "F9: the fast saga" and all the characters in black and white above a dodge charger
Screenshot of part off a BBC article that reads: Formula 1's governing body the FIA has sacked the latest in a series of senior figures after eradicating the role of head of sustainability, diversity and inclusion. Sara Mariani wrote a note that appeared to be critical of the body's leadership as she left the FIA on Wednesday. Mariani, who had been head of sustainability, diversity and inclusion for just 18 months, wrote on her email out-of-office: "There is a life outside the FIA. A life where talent and dedication are rewarded. Where women in leadership positions can thrive, feel valued and respected."
Fantasy GP predictions showing a podium of Norris, Russell, Piastri. Pole of Russell, fastest lap of Norris, three safety cars and Aston Martin finishing 7th or worse.
Multiviewer auto transcript for Yuki reading "lt'd be way bigger, my dear, way bigger my dear."
Multiviewer auto transcript of Sainz radio that reads "Scarlett O'Pierponey will be Hadjar 9"
It's Panic Shack doing their meme dance but their faces have been replaced (crudely) with Tsunoda, Hadjar, Lindblad and Lawson. (The panic shack dance is four women facing the camera in a diamond formation doing a set routine of moves, and every 4 bars they spin and rotate the diamond to move a new member to the front of camera)
Transcriptiin of Leclerc saying "I'm too old guys. I need morphine"
Comments under my "how to fix Monaco video" reads: "there is nothing wrong with Monaco, nothing to fix. Clickbait title. Fix the cars and replace the drivers with men instead of boys playing playstation. Problem solved"
M. Bibendum sculpture (about 15 cm tall), straddling a pneumatic pump, sucking on the hose with wild eyes
News headline "'I'm 2000% behind him' - Vasseur backs Hamilton amid early Ferrari struggles as he insists potential is there" Photo collage of Vasseur and Hamilton underneath
Racefans article screen grab Headline: Fake swearing? F1 censored Verstappen calling his penalty “really lovely” Keith Collantine Text reads: Max Verstappen has a reputation for making off-colour remarks but Formula One Management appeared to censor one of his radio comments in error yesterday. The Red Bull driver’s reaction to his five-second time penalty was censored in the live world television broadcast of yesterday’s race. However the original message appears to contain no profanity
Crude edit of Obi Wan Screaming at Anakin (not shown) in the lava planet but his head is replaced by Toto Wolff screaming into his headset