Michael 🌲🏴

@champl.in

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He/him • Design, Photography, Leftist shitposting • Let's make a zine together Portland, Oregon https://champl.in/links

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A western scrub-jay — a blue and gray bird with a prominent beak, similar in shape to a crow but slightly smaller — hanging out on some paving stones with moss growing up between them.
r/askportland 26m Tagged: NSFW ... How to show that your looking to get pegged in pdx clubs?
Selfie of Michael, a fat beardy guy wearing a light blue shirt featuring illustrations of various sandpiper species
Donald Trump What could go wrong at the correspondents' dinner?
A third-generation iPod. Classic iPod shape, the first with the click wheel, monochrome screen, tactile buttons
A journal open on the table. Bold scribbled black lines fill most of the page, and we see circles with red lines connecting them and a comet. Scribbled words read “maybe in the cosmic sense we are not so far apart”
Michael, a big bearded white guy with messy hair, wearing big yellow plastic rimmed glass
“Again, if that seems odd to you, you are already inside the scenario, making it more likely. “
New Hampshire Gov. Kelly Ayotte and a veteran state trooper assigned to her detail were among the bystanders who pulled Mirman to safety through the car's window.
Headline from them dot com: John Lithgow Says J.K. Rowling's Trans Views Have Been "Twisted and Misrepresented" Subhead: The actor also said he was very attracted to the "job security" of playing Dumbledore.
Screenshot of a post from Threads: mattlombardonfle 2h General strike. May 1. No work. No shopping. No spending. Put in your PTO now. 8 Million in the streets is a message. Disrupting capital is meaningful action.
An open sketchbook featuring some art made with multicolored lines zigzagging across the pages. The word “time” is written on the left where the lines begin to diverge
Reddit highlight email r/Portland weird chicken women
The sign for Golden Boy Pizza, which is a giant hand pointing down at the storefront with green neon letters: GOLDEN BOY PIZZA
Sign from above a sink which reads CAUTION!!! WATER FLOWS AGGRESIVELY
A black and white photo of two tabby cats sitting in a window. The photo is very hazy which gives it an ethereal quality.
A Western Gull in profile. Majestic. Graceful. No thoughts. Head empty.
Cover for Phillip Glass’s 1981 album Glassworks with the label "SPECIALLY MIXED FOR YOUR PERSONAL CASSETTE PLAYER"
Wooden sign reading “raccoon point”
Polymarket @Polymarket X.com JUST IN: Pope Leo asks priests to stop using artificial intelligence to write sermons.
Cover of The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, a paperback from the 1970s
Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update: Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
A goose on the roof of the hospital. (detail)
Zoomed-in on the roofline…we see the outline of a goose
A brutalist hospital building from the corner. It’s big and looming and concrete and I love it
Selfie of Bearded guy with wide eyes being WELL LIT by the Burger King drive thru menu
Ad from a random magazine which includes the text “126 bare feet”
Email From: Antonietta Baumbach Subject: Antonietta Baumbach Body: Antonietta Baumbach Attachment: Antonietta Bau…
Loose sketch of the interior of a library with a wide vaulted ceiling, drawn with a fountain pen (also pictured) on brown paper.
YOU CAN'T REFORM DEATH SQUADS AND YOU SHOULDN'T WANT TO
Bumper sticker reading: KEEP HONKING! I’m listening to HONKING
Wide-eyed brown tabby sits in the windowsill and looks into the camera very intensely
A small gray fluffy cat curled up on her sofa-shaped scratching pad
A nicely-lit white cat give sideeye to the camera. Lot of sass there.
A small brown tabbly sleeps curled up (shrimp mode)
A sketchbook open to the first page. There’s a pen sketch with some watercolor of an urban street scene. There’s a squat industrial building with graffiti, trees, and a house down the street a bit.
A brown tabby with a sweet little face looking into the camera while lying on the bed.
Pros The people are very nice Cons The vibes are not great
Art supplies: markers, pencils, pens. A brown-toned paper pad is open to a drawing winter trees at sunset
“No posts yet” because the original poster is a coward and probably sock puppet
Ink drawing of a little wooden house colored with markers in shades of gray
"Chinga la Migra" set in pink and blue chunky serif
You can't reform death squads And you shouldn't want to
A sticker depicting north and south america rendered out of monarch butterflies. In the center, hand-lettered: "Chinga la Migra"
Vintge bright red bumper sticker which reads "Democrat For Nixon"
ABC news headline: Minneapolis ICE shooting live updates: Man killed in shooting involving fed agents
Three sleepy cats all snuggled up on piles of blankets. Two brown tabbies and a white one with brown and gray on her ears.
A first gen Apple Pencil charging, which means it’s inserted into the charging point of the iPad and sticking out like a weird and awkward appendage
Rust from True Detective, who of course was also known for outbursts of grandiose nihilism
Pen and ink drawing colored with grey markers. It’s reminiscent / based on the background illustrations in 101 Dalmatians (1961)
Classic cover of the original 1925 edition of The Great Gatsby, featuring floating eyes and mouth against a midnight blue background, with golden abstract city lights in the lower corner
Website by Michael Champlin - © 2026 - colophon No generative AI was used in the creation of this website.
Crop of two figures from the image shows a weird AI defect where two guys are holding the same gun
Ad for Turning point USA’s “MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED TOUR 2026” featuring an image of Erika Kirk
Screenshot from threads shows a post from Disney’s official account: “Share a #Disney quote that sums up how you're feeling right now!” A response by user “vacationsworthmeltingfor” shows a screenshot from Pocahontas featuring chief Powhatan gesticulating while saying “These white men are dangerous.”
A watercolor notebook open to a page with overlapping painted colorful rectangles (primary colors) In the background, a palette and brushes
An ink and watercolor sketch of Portland’s Hawthorne Bridge.
Screenshot from The Guardian: "“At 2.24pm, officers received information that a man who had been shot was calling and requesting help in the area of Northeast 146th Avenue and East Burnside,” police said. “Officers responded and found a male and female with apparent gunshot wounds. Officers applied a tourniquet and summoned emergency medical personnel. The patients were transported to the hospital. Their conditions are unknown."