Aeryn Christie

@chaoskirin.art

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Author of Reality Breaker. New book SHADECURSED is available now!!! She/Her. 30+ NSP Official Artist. https://linktr.ee/chaoskirin

A twitter post that says "saw JURASSIC PARK (1993) in a theatre tonight. a truly great and meaningless movie, with no big themes or whatever. pure joy, with some scares, and yuks. despite seeing it probably 150 times, I had somehow forgotten how funny Goldblum is, and how evil Attenborough is."
A sketch of two women wearing cheerleading uniforms. On the left is Brittany from Glee. She is slightly taller than Santana on the right. Both are wearing their hair in ponytails and their arms are hooked together.
A screen shot from Glee. Artie is unfocused in the foreground, looking at Brittany, who has an unreadable expression on her face.
An extreme closeup of John Oliver, head tilted to the left, with quietly simmering rage. From his brief appearance on General Hospital.
Drawing of an anthro lizard that resembles an iguana. He is green with a yellow crest and red eyes. There is a marking on his nose that looks like a crescent moon. He is wearing a blue bomber jacket with grey fur trim. The Star Fox crest is on the left front pocket. Under the jacket, he is wearing a white t-shirt and khaki pants with several belts.
A corgi with longer hair than normal. Coloring is tan merle and blue eyes. She is looking at the camera and her tongue is out. She is on a background of cut grass.
A headline from CNN.com that says "former olympic canoeist indicted by a grand jury after arrest at reflecting pool."
Photo of a small blue parrotlet with her wing partially spread. She is perched on the edge of a small bath/fountain and is looking at the camera. There is a room out of focus in the background. Above the parrotlet to the left is the word "2NUGZ" and to the lower right is text that says "Biting the Hand that Feeds"
A screenshot from the game Terraria showing a tree built out of pieces from the game, including "living wood" for the trunk and leaves, with a tree house built into the center of the branches.
Fledgling of a small bird species held in a hand, in grong of a red building with grass in front of it.
Pencil sketch of two parrots. The one on the left is fluffed up and orb-shaped, while the one on the right has flattened feathers, is standing up tall, and looks concerned.
A four panel stickman comic. The first panel has a simple stickman drawn in MS Paint saying "well the thing is bad so obviously no one would do that thing." The second panel has the same stickman standing neutrally. In the third panel, the stickman is making a concerned face, saying "wait." The fourth panel, the stickman is angry and is saying "lobbyists"
Bust drawing of a Black woman with a serious face. She is slightly heavyset. Her face is made up with coral pink blush and dark scarlet lipstick. She is wearing an ocean blue suit and hair wrap, with small copper dangling earrings.
A blue parrotlet perched on the edge of a small plastic green tub. She is leaning over, looking toward the camera. There is water trickling down on the right side of the picture.
An MS Paint doodle of a viper attack plane from the 2003 version of Battlestar Galactica. There is a tiny parrot in the cockpit. The callsign on the side of the plane says "Starbeak" and the plane is firing orange lasers diagonally into the lower right corner of the screen, where there is a simple pink, cloud-like explosion. In the cloud is a caption that says "it's a girl!"
A quaker parrot being held in a hand. It has a pink beak and mostly white feathers which fade to blue at the ends of the wings and tail.
an email in gmail with the subject line "Shit! Testing the fucking language filter!!! sent from Aeryn at 3:35 PM. The body says "once upon a time, there was a guy, who was such an asshole the townspeople were like "DICK! SHIT! FUCK! ASSHOLE!"
A book cover. The background is blue, purple, and cyan abstract, with a hint of a stained glass overlay. There are two characters lying next to each other. On the left is a purple-furred near-humanoid creature wearing a green tailcoat and white pants. She is upside-down. Next to her is a winged angel-like humanoid with blue-scaled taloned feet and blue wings, wearing a green tunic and shorts. The title on the top of the cover is The Tails of Erit. On the bottom of the cover is a subtitle which says "A collection of short stories by Aeryn Christie."
A photo of an open field with a grey brick wall, houses, and trees in the background. In the middle is a yellow backhoe with the CAT brand identification on the horizontal arm. At the apex of the moveable arm, a redtail hawk is resting, facing away from the camera.
Drawing of a gnoll/hyena furry. She is leaping in front of a green circle. Her fur is white and grey, though it is dyed on her mane and tail with red and blue streaks. She is wearing a brown vest with gold trim and blue pants. She has brown spats around her feet and brown gloves. Around her neck is a string of gold beads with a steel rodent skull hanging from it. Her eyes are red, her mouth open in a snarl. Around one arm is a bandage through which a line of blood has soaked. The other hand is holding up a glowing blue coconut-sized cube.
A segment of text with a purple background. The text says: "To distract himself, Meadow turned his attention back to the black-leafed plant. Once again feeling its strange malevolence, he directed his magic around it and down into its roots, trying to shift it into something more benign. To heal it. Nothing happened. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a number of sparks lurking at the edge of his garden around more of the strange plants. One, the vine he clearly remembered yelling at yesterday, was no longer green and healthy, but black and rotten. "What in the Darkrealm...?" he muttered. Getting to his feet, he approached it and brushed the sparks away. They chirped and croaked with excitement, hopping back onto the affected vine and up his legs." Under the text is color art of a yellow frog-like monster.
A firefly viewed from the top down. The wing covers are black with bright cyan lightning bolts on them, while the wings are light blue. The head is small with two curled antennae. Behind the head there is a sapphire gem. The body is segmented with black, dark blue, and forest green. The glow segment at the end is bright cyan.
A poorly drawn map of Virginia doodled in MS Paint. The top map shows voting districts split into box-shapes. Not quite evenly, but reasonably spaced. There is a caption next to that map which says "I love how this is apparently gerrymandering according to Republicans..." The bottom map is the same crudely-drawn shape of Virginia, but the voting districts are small and squiggly, except for one huge district that takes up most of the state. One district is shaped like a howling coyote head, demonstrating the lack of reason when it comes to making these districts. The caption next to it says "...but this isn't."
Sketch of the bust of a creature. The creature is somewhere between a bird and a dinosaur. It is facing left in near-profile, its mouth open. It appears to be either angry or serious. Behind its head is a long crest of feathers, and it is wearing turtle shell pauldrons on its shoulders.
A small blue parrotlet perched on an arm. She has one wing open, which she is cleaning. One foot is stretched out to prace herself, and her eye is partially closed. She has her head turned nearly upside-down so she can reach the underside of her wing.
A red snake with a yellow belly. It has a rainbow crest and rainbow primaries on large, feathered wings. Its eyes are green and it has a few sparkly red scales on its body. It has purple eyeliner and a purple tongue.
A passage from the book Black Beauty with part of the text highlighted. The passage is: "Before I was two years old a circumstance happened which I have never forgotten. It was early in the spring; there had been a little frost in the night, and a light mist still hung over the woods and meadows. I and the other colts were feeding at the lower part of the field when we heard, quite in the distance, what sounded like the cry of dogs. The oldest of the colts raised his head, pricked his ears, and said, “There are the hounds!” and immediately cantered off, followed by the rest of us to the upper part of the field, where we could look over the hedge and see several fields beyond. My mother and an old riding horse of our master's were also standing near, and seemed to know all about it." The passage appears in an AI checker that states the passage is 40.5% written by AI.
A simple MS Paint drawing of an annoyed character holding a pointer, tapping it against a board which says "Generative AI cannot become general AI."
Art of a faun leaning against a wooden sign that says "POSSUM HOUSE Ln." The faun is smiling. His eyes are two different colors; the left is blue and the right is green. He also has two curly horns, but the one on the left is broken in half. He is wearing a purple hooded sweatshirt. In the background is a forest scene with several trees and a row of plants with pink flowers. Two yellow spirit-like opossums are floating around the faun, and they are also smiling.
A screencap of 1 month of the Dow Jones Industrial Average showing it's at 46,225.15 points.
A cartoon sketch in ballpoint pen of Kaylee from Firefly. She is leaning to the left and pulling wires out of something in her right hand. The wires are stretched across her body to her left hand.
Profile portrait of a black and white feathered dinosaur with a blue beak, many tiny, sharp teeth, and a big yellow eye.
An AI-generated slop image of an orange dragon with terrible proportions. The arms taper off into draping skin hanging over what might be a tail. The tail is attached directly to the head. The dragon has no nose and no lower jaw.,
stick figure drawing of a stick figure man standing at a lectern.
A cartoon sketch of two men holding an angry American badger. The man on viewer left is ducked down, looking at the badger with a worried expression. He has short hair and his shirt says "I AM THE ROGER" on a star. He is saying "shit?" The man on viewer right is holding the badger at arm's length. His head is turned, away from the badger, though his eyes are on it. He has long, curly hair and is responding to the other man's question with "mm-hm." The badger is all puffed up and very angry, ready to do some damage. The man on viewer left is a cartoon of Roger from the band Queen, and the man on viewer right is a cartoon of Brian from Queen.
A small blue parrotlet sitting on a small steel bowl, which is clipped to a tall applewood perch. There is one toy hanging from the branch with colorful beads interspersed with smaller applewood branches. Hanging from the bottom is a bell.
A very busy line drawing done in MS paint. The lines are shaky. In the center is a horrified fish, walleyed and slack-jawed. Around it are various tentacles reaching for it from all sides, and it's ambiguous rather parts of its fins are disintegrating or if those are abstract background elements. In the upper left corner is a jellyfish with one eye. Above the jellyfish's head is a skull.
A simple drawing in SM Paint. There is snow on the ground and a pile of snow with the features of a snowman stuck randomly in--a carrot nose, coal eyes and mouth, a corncob pipe, and two branches. On the ground next to the snowman is a dark grey tophat with a blue ribbon and a light blue scarf. Standing close to the pile of snow are two figures. The shorter one is dressed in a green coat with a blue scarf and orange hat. The taller figure is wearing a purple coat with a fur-lined hood pulled up and a purple scarf. Both figures' faces are hidden by the hats, but they still look dejected.
Art drawn on a computer that looks paper-cut or cloth-cut. It depicts a blue stegosaurus with purple spots (some shaped like stars) and yellow, sparkly plates. He is running at the viewer, stepping out of the main picture and into a black frame. The environment is dirt/jungle/plants with a bush with orange berries in the far background. There is a man riding on the Stegosaurus's back. It is Danny from Game Grumps. He's wearing a black shirt with the NSP star logo on it in red. He's wearing jeans with ripped knees, and is throwing up the metal sign. Both Danny and the Stegosaurus are smiling.
A blue angelic figure against a white background. She is Devos, a paragon of Bastion, from the game, World of Warcraft. She wears light armor with spiked pauldrons and metal gloves and vambraces. She has white and grey wings spread out behind her. Her eyes glow blue, her attitude severe.
Sketch of a bat character. She has large wings, is wearing a headset for talking, and has some feathers in her hair. Her feet are backwards. She is wearing a shift of cloth that goes around her neck and between her legs.
A sketch of a fat faun dressed extremely well, with a top coat, a ruffly cravat, and a cummerbund. His top coat is only closed by one button. He is hippo-like, with tusks, short little ears, and hippo-like feet which are wearing spats. He has big four-fingered hands and has a cane in the right hand. He has thick eyebrows, a fancy, swooping haircut, and two short horns. He is smiling around his tusks. There are two sketch of hippos to the viewer right. One is a hippo with its mouth open displaying teeth. The other is a small, smiling hippo.
Drawing of three simple faces, facing the viewer. Each one is pale grey with darker grey markings. The first one is labeled "Trustworthy: This liori always follows through on promises." Its markings are spotty ears. The second one is labeled "Strong-Willed: This liori rarely backs down. Can be stubborn." Its markings are three upside-down chevrons on the forehead between the eyebrows. The third is labeled "Dreamer. This liori has a great imagination or lots of ideas." Its markings are small spots all over its scalp.
Drawing of three simple faces, facing the viewer. Each one is pale grey with darker grey markings. The first one is labeled "Cautious: This liori always thinks before they act." Its markings are two horizontal lines on each cheekbone. The second one is labeled "Intuitive: This liori is good at extrapolating." Its marking is a swirl on the forehead between the eyes. The third is labeled "Seer: This liori can literally see the future." Its marking is an eye-like shape in the middle of the forehead, like a third eye.
Drawing of three simple faces, facing the viewer. Each one is pale grey with darker grey markings. The first one is labeled "Trauma: This liori was experiencing trauma when turned." Its markings are tearstains which go from the inner corners of its eyes to mid-cheek. The second one is labeled "Wisdom: This liori is considered wise or learned." Its markings are dark patches around its eyes. The third is labeled "Listener: This liori can listen to and repeat information." Its markings are dark patches on the tips of its ears.
A screenshot from Downdetector showing services down, including Microsoft, Gmail, Teams, Azuure, AWS, GoDaddy, Proofpoint, Google, Cloudflare, and Grammerly.
A drawing of two characters against a plain yellow background. The one on viewer left has short brown hair with pink streaks in it, is wearing a purple shirt, and is belching pink fire. The one on viewer right seems slightly upset by the fire, considering his curly grey hair is on fire.
Gif of a short scene from the "Train Job" episode of Firefly. Malcolm Reynolds says "Darn" and kicks the episode's bad guy into Serenity's engine.
A drawing of a grey manticore inside a purple box with a cartoon goldfish print on the box. The manticore is facing away from the viewer. His feet are stretched out behind him showing pink paw pads, while his scorpion tail is relaxed. On the far side of the box, are tufts of his mane and one front paw, but his face is not visible. The ends of one wing is squished out through the back of the box.
A rough sketch. Two people reading a book that says KSL on the cover. The person on viewer left is a spider-like person with wild, stiff, bristle-like hair, 8 eyes, and fangs. Her chest is bare but flat, and she has fluffy shoulders and lower arms. She has two fingers and a thumb, and is holding the back cover of the book. On viewer right is a faun who looks confused as he reads the book. He has two horns, though one is broken, and long goat ears. His scarf is draped over his lower arm. He is holding the front cover of the book.
A sketch of four character faces, all facing left, mostly in greyscale. On the upper left is a character with feathery, flyaway hair. They are smiling. Their eyes are colored red-brown. (Species: banshee) On the upper right is a character with two horns--one of them broken--and floppy goat ears. One of his eyes is blue and the other green. (Species: faun) Lower left is a character with a lion-like mane around his face. His sclera are black and the irises yellow. He has an underbite and pointy ears with tufts on the tips. (Species: manticore) Lower right is a character with long, wavy hair and an almost sarcastic smile. Her eyes are green. (Species: human)
Screen shot of YouTube's front page on browser with the show fewer shorts option open from the meatball menu next to the Shorts header.
Screenshot from the Whisker Litter Robot app. There are several entries in the history session. One shows that a cat named "Sissy" deposited 229.9 oz of urine on 1/2 at 2:03 PM. That is about 14 pounds of urine.
Malcolm: Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here. Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun...I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox and now you're selling it! Hammond: I don't think you give us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before. Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't start to think if they should.
Screen shot from World of Warcraft of a demon hunter character named Shaeitani who has fallen through the world and is in a grey-blue expanse of nothing.
Two sketches in a small hand-sized sketchbook. The top sketch is a primate-like skull surrounded by dense hair, like a lion's made. It appears to be smiling, and has stylistic additions like spines above the eyes and sharp canine teeth. The bottom sketch is an angry-looking rabbit demon with black eyes. His head is tilted slightly upward.
A comic drawing of Will Wright at E3 standing at a podium in front of a crowd. He says: "So this is my new game, Pee. Basically I'm going to pee on every one of you, and you're going to love every second of it. That's my design. And you decide what you want to do with the pee. We're not telling you how to enjoy it. I leave that up to you guys. You're going to create your own unique experience with my pee. You're all going to do something different. Maybe I'll get some pee in your hair. How will you react to that? This guy, he might get some pee in his eye. That's completely different from pee in your hair, and that's exciting to me as a game designer." The crowd yells back to Will: "Will Wright! Please pee on us!" At the bottom is a caption that says "E3 Sketchbook 2005."
Screenshot of a post from goodknightkiss that reads: New technology appears Old jobs are lost, new jobs are made Stop crying. Seriously, I'm so sick of "artists" talking about how valuable their art is, but as soon as you take "money" out of it, apparently their art is worthless. You're not an artist, bu a grifter who's mad at AI being better.
A huge pink circle labeled "Johnson and Johson's total worth ($509 billion) and a very tiny dot next to it labeled "that payout."
A screenshot from World of Warcraft. A lightforged draenei sits atop a grey horse with silver armor set with amethysts. She is in front of a run down church with red mountains and pine trees in the background.