Jeff C.

@chaotic134.bsky.social

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34 he/him Minors DNI pfp alt text: my dnd character smoking a pipe saying "hmm?" because he just noticed you were there. By @kharzy.bsky.social Warning: I repost NSFW art

Michael C Hall in an all black suit with text superimposed on the image: "Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand and I'm mature and I actually like you."
a Chesscom partial screenshot that shows my profile picture (my dnd character smoking a pipe), username (Chaotic134), captured pieces (8 pawns, 2 bishops, 2 knights, 2 rooks, 1 queen), my net score in material compared to my opponent (+9), my connection (excellent; 4 bars), my chosen country flag (United States flag) and my chesscom elo (1806)
a Chesscom partial screenshot that shows my profile picture (my dnd character smoking a pipe), username (Chaotic134), captured pieces (4 pawns, 2 bishops, 1 knight, 2 rooks, 1 queen), my net score in material compared to my opponent (+5), my connection (excellent; 4 bars), my chosen country flag (United States flag) and my chesscom elo (1798)
Plate of okonomiyaki (with a fork but Inate it with chopsticks)
Email from Brilliant titled “The AI that helps you think” The preview reads: “Koji stuck with me and explained a couple of math problems so I could answer them…”
Tuxedo cat resting in a dresser drawer
Tuxedo kitten in a pink collar laying on top of a dresser with a ps5 behind her. Her legs are dangling off the edge
Tuxedo cat flopped on her back looking off screen to the left.
Cardboard box enclosed with Oscar Mayer Bun Length Wieners (made with chicken, turkey, and pork. Fully cooked)
Gypsy, the gypsy moth from A Bug's Life with her wings spread out, laying on the ground with a hand to prop her very attractive bug bod up. she lays non-suggestively but I have feelings about this lady
Megatchi: a tamagotchi with big lips and square eyes.
A tamagotchi who looks like a black starfish with a super long head tentacle
Mametchi plushes
Tamagotchi Connection in box
Green mii for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream with orange cheeks and yellow puff on their head for hair. Dots for eyes and glasses and a long smile
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream downloading on Switch 2
Black cat sitting in a dresser drawer
Black cat laying in a dresser drawer
Hunter gamma enemy from Resident Evil 3 Remake (white skin, mouthful of teeth, webbed feet with a tail)
Heron(?) with water rippling in the background.
Black cat partially hanging off edge of open clothes drawer. Eyes squinting because tired.
Black and white kitten flopped on the carpet by a white shoe with a sock in it
Black and white kitten flopped on the ground next to a sock and shoe
Black and white cat with a pink collar stares off screen with little feet dangling off the edge of a dresser. PS5 in the background
Black n white kitten staring at me taking her picture while she sits in my drawer or shirts (and a hand towel)
Mostly black kitten with airplane ears holding a toy at the end of a wand
Me with a mustache and chin hair. Hair ticked behind my ear on the left side of my face, hair down in front of me on the right side. Wearing olive green heavy coat because it’s cold outside. There’s a staircase behind me on the right and a weird potpourri type thing in a pitcher on the left
Robfather Mario Romhack end screen that says “With the fate of the munchers ser in stone, Robfather was free to pet his cats and raise his children in peace. He told them ‘the world is a scary place…and I won’t always be there to protect you’”
Lumines Arise high score of Crescendo segment of Journey mode: Rank A - 202,043
Cucumber sandwich with cream cheese spread on a tea saucer on a granite counter
A tiny turtle taking a walk in the woods in the rain
A spider and its reflection ok my side rearview mirror
Me having a job: Steve Carell from the Office being disappointed Me without a job: Steve Carell from the Office being disappointed Me finding a job: Steve Carell from the Office being disappointed
Tendo in Animal Crossing New Horizons: Pero Primero vamos a presentarnos. Yo soy Tendo, un empleado de Nook Inc.
A small tree with webs all over its branches.
My girlfriend after commenting on a makeup set I bought for her: Right? my mom told me to marry u again, she also said "he did better than your dad lmaooo" that made me laugh bcs indeed *double crying face emoji*
Cool lookin terminid-ass looking spider in the middle of its web with a brick background
riichi mahjong discard screenshot from top to bottom; left to right: 7 man, 6 man, 2 man, 7 man, east wind, 2 man, south wind, 7 man, 7 man, 5 man, 2 man, 2 man, red dragon.
Chess Notation for Sicilian Defense: Mengarini Variation: 1. e4 c5 2. a3 Nc6 3. b4 cxb4 4. axb4 Nxb4 5. c3 Nc6 6. d4 d5 7. exd5 Qxd5 8. Na3 a6 9. Nb5 ...
Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu: The Dark Sapphic Romance that inspired Dracula from Pushkin Press
Me with black tee shirt on, long black hair and a mustache with a small beard.
why did English get "bat" bu Spanish gets murcielago and Italian gets pipistrello and French gets chauve-souris but we just get "bat" German gets fledermaus "what do we call them?" well they bat their wings to fly. bat. "but don't we say 'flap' for wings?" too late mean while in France "what was that?" idk...like an owl mouse?
Frog sitting on a rock staring wistfully out the window of its enclosure
Chess game with a checkmate in the middle of the board. White pawns on a2, b2, g2, and h2. White Rooks on e1 and f4, White Knight on e5 and White Queen on d8. White King on h1. Black pawns on a6, b7, c7, d5, e7, and h5. Black Rook on h8, Black Knight on g8 and Black Queen on c5. Black King on d4 1. e4 g5 2. d4 g4 3. f3 gxf3 4. Nxf3 d5 5. e5 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Nc3 O-O-O 9. Be3 f6 10. Nd2 Bxe2 11. Qxe2 Bh6 12. Nf3 fxe5 13. dxe5 Qf5 14. Nb5 Bxe3+ 15. Qxe3 a6 16. Na7+ Nxa7 17. Qxa7 Qxc2 18. Qa8+ Kd7 19. e6+ Kxe6 20. Qxd8 Qc5+ 21. Kh1 h5 22. Ng5+ Ke5 23. Rae1+ Kd4 24. Nf3+ Kd3 25. Ne5+ Kd4 26. Rf4# 1-0
Chess game that goes thusly 1. e4 g5 2. d4 g4 3. f3 gxf3 4. Nxf3 d5 5. e5 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Nc3 O-O-O 9. Be3 f6 10. Nd2 Bxe2 11. Qxe2 Bh6 12. Nf3 fxe5 13. dxe5 Qf5 14. Nb5 Bxe3+ 15. Qxe3 a6 16. Na7+ Nxa7 17. Qxa7 Qxc2 18. Qa8+ Kd7 19. e6+ Kxe6 20. Qxd8 Qc5+ 21. Kh1 h5 22. Ng5+ Ke5 23. Rae1+ Kd4 24. Nf3+ Kd3 25. Ne5+ Kd4 26. Rf4# 1-0
Spinach and goat cheese omelette with a bite taken out sitting on a plate with floral patterns on the edges. A tile floor is underneath and an oven and fridge sits in the background
Itty bitty jumping spider on the surface of my deep red car
a screenshot of a browser download that says "Install League of Legends na.exe Open File"
“I usually get impulses if im in a bad situation but I haven’t gotten any impulses since weve dated this year :33 Im im the best place possible honestly, I have good friends, i go out once in a while, i have a loving and fantastic boyfriend that helps me instead of trying to hurt me, i play Fortnite with my friends”
Responding to “They also have a candle store right next door that is also going on sale”: OHHHYUMMM Me: Baby don’t eat candles Her: whynot?
“Im so lucky to have you, you’re literally my dream come true 🥹🥹 youre the greatest man i’ve ever known”
Responding to me saying “I mean you have to be after ep 1” : i was so confused cause i was “aint they related……” AND THEN I WAS “GIRL THATS UR BROTHER”
Her: I was cleaning and i talked to my mom about u and she looked me dead in the eyes and went “marry him” and i was like *picture of squidward staring at mr krabs* Me: XD LFG
XL dude wipes: shea butter smooth 3 pack of flushable wipes
I genuinely feel like no one is ugly, being ugly is something on the inside, i know so many ppl say it but its the truth
Response 1: XDDDDDD Response 2: THAT IS CRAZY
Message 1: When you’re moaning in bed while Im fucking you I need you to sound like you are faking it but not like you’re faking an orgasm, just that you’re bad at acting like you’re having an orgasm Message 2: Remember I CANNOT get off unless you sound like you’re being paid to fuck me on camera