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@chaoticneutral-dev.bsky.social

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Senior .NET dev. Codes at 3am fuelled by root beer. Built FtrIO because feature flag if statements make me irrationally angry. Chaotic good. Pink is my colour. He/him/they/them.

Screenshot of a rejection message reading: "Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for the role of Development Team Lead (C#). During your application you've stated a desired salary and it appears there is a substantial mismatch. As a result we will not be progressing your application further for this role."
Screenshot of a prototype app called "Chat Control Exposure." A disclaimer notes these are providers' publicly stated positions, not detection of scanning, and that a userspace app cannot witness scanning inside another app. Below, sections list "Continues voluntary scanning" (Gmail) and "Opposes scanning; may withdraw" (Signal), each with a source note marked as unverified scaffolding to be replaced before release.
A white product box on a colourful floral shikibuton. The box shows a small black robotic device with a mechanical arm and reads "FingerBot" and "FGB-01". It's a smart-home gadget that physically presses buttons and switches.
Close-up top-down photo of a spiny plant in bloom. Two bright yellow flowers have opened near the centre, surrounded by fuzzy cream-coloured buds and a dense starburst of long tan spines, against the cactus's blue-green ridged body.
A black-and-white "Did You Know?" meme. A line drawing of two pigeons flanking an hourglass surrounded by flowers. Caption reads: "Birds control time! They do this out of spite."
A hand holding a bottle of Echo Falls Fruit Fusion "Blue Raspberry" wine, 9.0% ABV. The liquid is a bright electric blue, the exact colour of antifreeze. White and pink label with raspberries and the "ef" logo. A blurred kitchen in the background.
A sign at Prague's Central bus station saying its Czech name of Praha
A tall wooden clothes storing cage absolutely overflowing with clothes, piled far past capacity in a chaotic heap of blues, florals, greys and a red garment hanging off the bottom rail. Daylight from a curtained window behind. The "clothes cage" in question.
A screenshot showing weather is 39°c
A watercolour and coloured-pencil painting of a single yellow flower on a green stem, four soft rounded petals around a spray of fine yellow stamens, painted loosely on a pale green-washed background. Handwritten in pen beside it: "eat shit" followed by a small heart.
Scabiosa columbaria: Close-up, top-down view of a light purple Scabiosa (Pincushion Flower) with a dense center of pinkish-purple buds surrounded by soft, ruffled lavender coloured petals.
Job application form field titled "are you a person of transgender experience?"
Live toggle state, inline, right above the gated method. FtrIO is having fun with it. 🩷