ChaoticRambler She/Her

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“You cannot kill me in a way that matters”—a mushroom

Black Knight from Scooby Doo, without helmet and knocked out, revealing he’s Professor Hyde White— a caucasian gentleman with glasses askew and a bald pate
Spongebob at work, in a spotlight, crooning the “Striped Sweater “ song while an angry patron in a striped sweater glares at him with a line behind.
Scooby Doo’s chest of demons. a crimson treasure chesr sits on a table. the chest has a demon face with bullhorns on the front. the mouth is the clasp
Janes Kochalka Superstar says “copyright offers broad protection for fiction but much more limited protection for fact. Facts are public domain bo matter how clever you were in uncovering them”
a tumblr feed with an evangelical ad saying “have you received the holy ghost since you believed?” Acts 19:2 next post is a comic about sex with angels “Hey guardian angel, i don’t think getting a blowjob in the middle of a club counts as guarding me.” “I AM NOT A GUARDIAN ANGEL, I AM A SHOULDER ANGEL. MY DUTY IS NOT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE BUT TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO MAKE CORRECT MORAL CHOICES. WHEN BEHAVIOR THST REQUIRES CORRECTING OCCURS, I WILL BE THERE.”
Discovery Title “the final frontier “
Prodigy title “first contact “
Voyager title: The voyage home
underside of starship voyager. Title says “B’Elanna kills ensign vorick with a hyperspanner”
Daphne Blake with a bob is in a purple coverall and looks out a plane window over the Himalayas with Scrappy in her lap
Voyager flies from left corner to the right corner. text says “Somehow Palpatine returned”
zoom in shot on Deep space nine text says “Have you heard about Mimi Green?”
cartoon moon over a field of stars text says “Have you heard about Mimi Green?”
Enterprise orbits a green planet. text says “Have you heard about Mimi Green?”
Starship Voyager with orange text above it. “The Doctor Files an HR Complaint “
Starship Voyager with orange text above it. “B’elanna kills Ensign Vorick with a hyperspanner”
Starship Voyager with orange text above it. “Tom Paris has to clean the Holodeck Biofilters”
The underside of Deep Space 9, a space station from star trek.In front of a field of stars. The text reads “Chief O’Brien’s Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”
Screen shot from the new Ghost in the Shell Trailer. Motoko Kusanagi, an anime woman with blue hair, flushed cheeks and half lidded eyes is face to face with a silver haired woman. The woman also has flushed cheeks and her eyes are closed. Their mouths are parting as they lean in for a kiss
It’s Not too late to start masking hovers in front of donkey kong style palm trees
Dr Orpheus from Venture Brothers, a Dr Strange parody, holds his hands up and shouts “It’s powered by a forsaken child?”
Raphae stands facing the camera. Donatello looks at hun
A werewolf holding a baby werewolf
Supergirl at a bar nonchalantly kicks the person next to her’s stool and knocks them flat without looking. her friend looks back. the caption reads “but she was never soft”
Supergirl looks at a man at a desk. blows him into the wall and leaves him unconscious with her super breath. and walks away. “I have seen it said that supergirl is a woman of infinite patience. the type who took the world as it was and waited peacefully for it to better itself. Having spent a goodly amount of time in her presence, I must say—this was not my experience.”
Clark Kent is in a date at a chinese restaurant. He is shot and the bullet lands in his food. He eats it to hide the evidence. The last panel is a closeup of his teeth biting the bullet
two panels from a comic. Jack t chance, a blue alien in a long coat dressed like a cowboy lights his cigarette while the Guardians—short blue aliens in robes— look down from their pedestal in judgment. he says “ Look, Blue Boys—You made a basic mistake. You sent a good nan to clean up a bad sector. Goos men are going to get killed there. What you need is a good BAD man. someone as mean and nasty as the people he’s going up against. Hey liok—you may know order and all that frap—but you don’t know the gutter. I do. “ next panel he blows out a swirling pattern of smoke in a close up of his face. “So here’s my deal—I take the ring, I clean up my sector, and you don’t give me any static. Otherwise, just send me back to Hellhole and we’ll say it was fun and call it a day. Whattaya say?”
A montage of Jack T. Chance,green lantern. Jack is blue skinned and wears s long red coat with scaly elbow patches . I one image he is deflecting lasers and missiles from a spaceship and shooting back. in another he is decapitating a man with a green blast while eating a drumstick. in the center he is reading his oath with maniacal glee. “You who are wicked, evil and mean—i’m the nastiest creep you’ve EVER seen! Come one, come all; put up a fight; I’ll pound your butts with green lantern’s light. Yowsa!” the caption reads “ and so the law came to hellhole. hellhole didn’t take kindly to the law. the law didn’t care. the law was whomping the hell out if hellhole and it was having a good time doing it.
Cover for Bantam Classics edition of The Island of Doctor Moreau, with an introduction by Alan Lightman. It depicts a tropical landscape, a silhouetted figure playing flute and a water bird
Champ Bear and Brightheart Raccoon are in a cave and look at something offscreen in shock. Champ Bear is in a red jacket and red headband . Brightheart is wearing an orange vest and orange ballcap
A bad cgi griffin runs towards the camera with wings out
The caption reads “this is a full puege of every single LGBTQ employee at the NSA. Rufo is falsely mischaracterizing a LGBTQ employee resource group as a “sex chat “ to create pretext to fire every single member in it. This is a playbook they will run to to purge the entire federal government.” The lying tweet she is describing is from Christopher F Rufo and claims falsely that @TulsiGabbard is preparing s memo directing all intelligence agencies to identify the employees who participated in NASA’s “obscene , pornographic, and sexually explicit “ chat rooms and terminate their employment, and revoke their security clearances. Deadline: Friday.” this is an obvious lie, as the chatroom in question isn’t explicit
Screenshot of Smurfs and the Magic Flute. The smurf village is in the distance, surrounded by grass and cacti. The village is a series of stone huts with roofs resembling mushroom caps. The art is done up in watercolor
Kamen Rider , in the middle of a bridge, holding a landline phone up to his ear. Even though he is in a helmet he looks puzzled
Minerva Mink with an extra long tongue falling into a pile on the ground like a rope. Her face is unrestrained attraction to who she’s looking at