Charity Majors

@charity.wtf

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cofounder/CTO @honeycombio, co-author of Observability Engineering and Database Reliability Engineering. I test in production and so do you. 🐝🏳️‍🌈🦄

“human in the loop” is what you say when you’ve already decided humans don’t matter nines don’t matter until you don’t have them nines don't matter if the answer is slop four nines of confidently incorrect nines don't matter when you are the training data nines don't matter when you’re the product
what if we just fix it, with mechanical clown
"human in the loop" is what you say when you've already decided humans don't matter
AI Powerpuff Girl
nines don't matter if the answer is slop
scandinavian cranky tech stickers theme
Q: What SaaS products do bumblebees use to manage their insights? A: Honeycomb
What if we just... fix it?
Wolfie in drag
Observability Engineering
observability engineering framed cover
"Someone didn't realize that 'userid' shouldn't be enabled in a custom metric. That metric has been costing us $4500/month."
My name is Charity, hello. I'm a startup founder and CTO. I build, I ship, I test, and so, I've got some opinions on how that should go.
red diffs are the best diffs
"manage subscriptions"
shipping is the heartbeat of your company
I never thought to register the domain charitymajors.com, or the charitymajors address on google, or @charitymajors on twitter, and on and on. (She married into the name -- I consider that cheating.)
Honeycomb enables...
Needs for an observability platform
Mean time to correctly attributed rage slide
Kats
If it hurts...do it more.
friend's dog... my stickers ;)
The system is broken & hot showers are great 🌈💦
Undeployed software ages like fine milk
Lack of sleep mimics every form of mental illness
Miss Pinky Persnickety, asleep in an impossible position. Cats are liquid.
AWS Snarkitect