Charles

@charles.capps.me

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St. Helens, OR. Former and aspiring software engineer, homeless again. AuDHD, AvPD, TLAs, LOL. Socialist/leftist/progressive, radicalized by PHP, not kidding.

A pair of green and brown colored stink bugs, sitting on a leaf, mating.
Photograph of the cover of the book "Mommy why is there a server in the house?"
idk, my bff jill? *SLAP*
Voyager intro screen, (TUVIX WAS BANNED FOR THIS EPISODE)
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A screencap in which I ask google the question, translated, of the parent poster, and in which google slops back at me about how violated I must feel. I ain't gonna quote it, sorry dear reader.
A closeup of an early to mid 90s laser printer control panel. We see a bunch of buttons and some lights, with one of those blue-green pre-LED displays, currently reading: FEED ME A CAT
A screenshot from encounter at farpoint, showing beardless Riker, Doctor Beverly, and Wesley. The doctor is holding up a piece of fancy fabric, speaking to a vendor.
Data and Geordi as Holmes and Watson. Holmes is investigating a shoe with a magnifying glass.
A screen cap of an Android device, running Firefox. Firefox is displaying a connection timeout error. It is attempting to load the Blue sky status page.
a post by freeper PGR88: This needs to be explored. exactly WHO is controlling which Pope is put in office? Yes, I know its "the College of Cardinals" but why would they specifically choose an American Pope to counter Trump And why the meeting with David Axelrod, of all people, before this recent PR campaign? By the way, I am still wondering why Benedict XVI retired "due to health," but then wound up living another 10 years. Again, any connection to Obama or Axelrod?
A squeeze bottle of a Splenda brand liquid sweetener concentrate
Text from the article sorry I'm not going to type it all out but they changed the logo of AO3 from beta to Omega and that is extremely funny
A zoomed portion of the Fall 1991 software catalog from The learning company. We see a bunch of children dressed in typical 90s fashions, all in various states and emotions of astonishment at the computer screen just cropped off to the right
A screenshot from Ghost in the Shell stand alone complex season 1 episode 8. We see a quadruped boxy robot, with two arms on top one of which holds a small paper fan. He's standing next to a man, coming up to the mid-thigh level or so. Inside the box is the brain of an evil CEO.
A North American Virginia Opossum, photographed in the corner of some kind of cage with a wood frame and tight mesh walls. The possum is yawning, but their teeth are sharp and they can open their jaws extremely wide. The result is that it appears to be screaming. The photograph is captioned: [screaming begins again]
A box of s&b brand golden Curry, medium hot. No meat contained which is pretty cool.
photograph of the Yeager model as it appeared in a double page magazine layout
Rick Sternbach's box early Voyager concept model
A mostly gray and white tabby with green eyes, their ears flattened and aimed downward, often called airplane ears. It has a look of stern disapproval.
First Google image search result for Arnold Schwarzenegger out of shape. He's topless and holding an iPad as if chatting to someone. He's clearly sucking in his gut but has nothing at all to be embarrassed about at his age All things considered come on
A screenshot from the website for antiX Linux, showing their tagline: antiX Linux Proudly anti-fascist "antiX Magic" in an environment suitable for old and new computers. The author of the article is named "anticapitalista"
The opening logo of the television series 3 2 1 Contact, as pulled from Wikipedia.
A photo manipulation of Will Smith, with his eyes and mouth comically reduced in size and relocated for maximum hilarity
TONIGHT'S EPISODE: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
twin peaks opening image meme but it's all the letter A, capitals, screaming
A screenshot from Neon Genesis Evangelion showing the three central computers called the Magi.
A holodeck character asks Harry Kim and Tuvok if they are friends, with Harry answering yes and Tuvok answering no.
A pair of ignition coils for my car. The left one is old and shows signs of heat damage. The right one is brand new.
The "The What?" meme from the rental deep cleaning vacuum company advertisement
A screenshot from Star Trek the animated series episode the infinite Vulcan showing a giant Spock looking down on a normal size Spock and Kirk
A squeezable bottle of concentrated liquid Splenda.
A small comic depicting a non-human creature and instructions on how to determine if that creature can consent to sexual relations. A checklist includes intelligence, ability to communicate, and sexual maturity.
An extremely surprised floating head in a bubble, from TNG's "Cost of Living"
the cast of Skies of Arcadia, all surprised
An (empty) box of Mule brand cannabis extract in cartridge form, from the strand "Raspberry Parfait." It tastes and smells nothing like that but it's good anyway.
Screenshot from Team Four Star Dragon Ball Z Abridged, with a smug but injured Goku speaking: "Just according to cake." Following are two translation notes in the style of the original: Cake means keikaku, and keikaku means plan.
an automobile tire, with severe tread wear and sidewall damage
A grainy zoomed photo of a bumper sticker reading "You just got passed by a BAD DRIVER", with a little cartoon car that looks kinda damaged.
Jadzia Dax looking quite dapper in Star Trek DS9's 2024. She got in with the rich crowd, lucky her!
Star Trek Voyager scene. Here we see Tom Paris extremely veiny and red and distressed. He's just asked for some pepperoni pizza after chewing on the scenery. Things are about to go very weird.
This is a meme of Spider-Man and Venom, sitting in the classroom. Venom passes Spider-Man a note saying: > It's physically impossible to pronounce the words "eye", "laws", "dug", and "aim" in sequence. Speak those words out loud if you don't understand the reference. If you still don't understand the reference, please reply to this post and I will educate you. Muahahahah!
An HP Laserjet, a 4 series probably, with a blue-backed LCD screen that a clever user has used commands to make say "FEED ME A CAT"
Screenshot from Star Trek the next generation, showing the Enterprise in front of the crystalline entity
Ancient and poorly vectorized clipart of a man drinking from a large 5 gallon water container. The container is labeled "FREEPER TEARS"
An image from Starship Generator Dot Com, depicting an Ambassador class ship, which has been transformed in the same way that you'd get a Nebula class out of a Galaxy class, but that which has then had the loooong nacelles originally pioneered by the amazing Centaur class kitbash, just fat and swept back in an attempt to recreate the "lip" of the Ambassador. It didn't work like that, but I still think it works.
Data, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, holds an old-style phone headset. He looks concerned, worried even. This is a dream. Subtitle reads, "FREUD: Kill them." What, you expected more from alt text? I'm no Star Trek Minus Context.
Discord chat transcript: Charles 7:20 PM that was the first modern internet cat meme [redacted] 7:20 PM i didn't know where it came from honestly Charles 7:21 PM and now you know. and you can not possibly deny that the cat is absolutely asking for something. [redacted] 7:21 PM hmm Charles 7:21 PM anyway look up when the berlin wall fell [redacted] 7:21 PM 1989? Charles 7:21 PM uhhuh I was 8. [redacted] 7:22 PM wowwW you're old Charles 7:22 PM 45, yo [redacted] 7:22 PM actually i thought you were older Charles 7:22 PM now look here you little shit
HANG IN THERE AND GET REVENGE A gray cat with green eyes hangs on to a wire or branch perilously. He stares at the viewer his eyebrows furled, he ain't taking this shit.
Q and Q do the dirty in front of Janeway, but this is a Pokemon joke so let's not be lewd about it
The following text describes printer operation, and then demonstrates styles. In the original text, the styles were visual printer output, but OCR has transformed them into normal text that has varying spacing and size per line. The text reads as per raw copy and paste: Chapter 3 SelecType The FX-286’s SelecType feature can produce nine special typestyles and skip-over-perforation. The typestyles are: This is condensed mode T h i s i s d o u b l e - w i d t h T h i s is elite m o d e T h i s i s e m p h a s i z e d m o d e T h i s i s i t a l i c t y p e T h i s i s d o u b l e - s t r i k e m o d e This is under line mode T h i s s u p e r s c r i p t T h i s i s s u b s c r i p t
Photograph of the Texas Instruments 990/10A CPU board, zoomed in on the TMP99000AJDL processor, contained in a ceramic white and gold package.
dril tweet from Feb of 2012: another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. Buddy they won't even let me fuck it