Charles Xavier Van Damme

@charlesxavier.bsky.social

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Nerd, Bostonian in exile, Catherine Wheel superfan. “One half of my heart is Erin's, and the other half is America's. God bless America, and ever preserve her the asylum of all the oppressed of the earth, is the sincere prayer of my heart” - M. Corcoran

The characters from dumb and dumber in ridiculous suits
"Having a good time? Ready to party? Have fun? Yeah, well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. We're here to have a bad time.”
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs
The Org Chart Survivor
Sowing Reaping meme
Sky high pricing for Knicks tickets
Thurfish. Thurfish.
A visibly much taller Obama standing next to Trump.
Grey day in Greece
1993’s The Three Musketeers with Charlie Sheen, Keifer Sutherland and Oliver Platt.
Teen about to punch a racist says “okay”
Brendan Gleason (Iran) looks to shoot Colin Farrell(US), who also looks to shoot himself
Worst person
Being the youngest Gen Xer still means you are old
The penalty for treason is death
Jake Tapper, back on his bullshit.
Anthropic doesn't understand what they've built
The driz
Asshole justifying being an asshole to other assholes
An evil mockery of Jesus that is the person worshipped by a large number of American “Christians”
Michael Jordan “eff them kids” meme.
Broken Arrow movie poster
Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest
all my homies hate andrew cuomo
The Quiet Man
Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson in Unbreakable
Trump IRL
Thom Tillis sucking slightly less than expected
I promised my kids they could die my beard for Xmas.
Indiana State Senator Chris Garten trying to literally fight the war on Christmas for some accused reason
5. Jaylen Brown, Boston Celtics Last week's ranking: No. 10 G Season stats: 29.2 points, 6.1 rebounds, 4.8 assists His case: He's riding a rocket up the Ladder, moving five spots this week, the largest leap of anyone this season. And it's all because Brown is not only on pace to average a career high in scoring and playing the best stretch of basketball in his career — the 2024 NBA Finals would like a word, though - as he has done the unexpected and is pulling the Celtics up with him. Which means, he's doing Jayson Tatum's job as well as Tatum, at least for the moment. Over the last six games, Brown has looked every bit like a top-tier player, averaging 32 ppg, 6.8 rpg and 6.3 apg. Overall, Boston has won seven of its last nine games.
This engine is woke
Sameera Khan
The original “big 3” Bird, McHale, Parish
Trump says zero releases in November
Katie Miller saying she voted for dead babies
Andy Borowitz retires from “satire”
Elf the movie
Stephen Miller being super racist. Again.
Blocked quote post
I’m tired boss
Fry meme, but with follow instead of money
The Golden Road
Arm wrestling meme with RC’s and Orthodox complaining about trad converts.
Headline that says Trump “knew about” the girls
Cheap robot toy
I’m trying Jennifer meme
Trump says only rich people should live
Stuck in the middle
Chad says yes
Sickos meme
Man realizing he’s going to have sex with a governor tonight
Dems do not like Republicans
Bill Clinton endorsing Zohran Mamdani