Charlie Mas

@charliemas.bsky.social

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Husband, father, brother, uncle, grandfather, financial planner, scooterist, bowler, baseball fan, anime fan I am far more interested in what I don't know than what I do know.

A photo of Sebastian Gorka.
A gif of Jeff Bridges, as The Dude, from The Big Lebowski, stirring a white Russian.
The cover from Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band's 1973 album The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle
An image of Cleavon Little, as Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles, holding a gun to his own neck.
Bearded man in a hardhat who appears in YouTube shorts of fails or amazing workers.
An image of Amanda Bynes as the satirical superhero The Procrastinator, voicing her catchphrase "Eventually!"
The meme for Ackshuyually, an overweight, buck-toothed, bespectacled white man with male pattern baldness and hunched posture.
An image of a Batman PEZ dispenser. It the grey Batman costume with the blue cowl.
Nathan Fielder post on Xitter. Photo of him alone laughing. Caption reads "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."
A photo of the Pacific Medical Center building on North Beacon Hill in Seattle.
A photo of the national mall during the sparsely attended America 250 Great fair or whatever the failed event is called. The photo, from the perspective of the Washington Monument, shows the Ferris Wheel, Madison Drive and Jefferson Drive on either side of the lawn, and the familiar buildings of the Smithsonian museums.
An image of Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop from the Marvel series Hawkeye.
Donald Glover saying "Good".
The blasphemous image of Donald Trump as Jesus that he shared on social media.
An image of a can of El Pato enchilada sauce (red chile sauce) with the familiar duck on the label.
A still image from the movie Big Trouble in Little China showing Kurt Russell as Jack Burton from a scene in which he goes undercover in a brothel.
Image of a can of Naturdays, a shandy made by Natural Light. The can reads: "For those who like Strawberry Lemonade and Drinking Beer"
An image posted to Truth Social and reposted by Donald Trump showing President Trump holding a rifle next to a rhinoceros and the caption: NO RINOS!
A still image of Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber with the caption "So you're telling me there's a chance".
Some bullshit AI generated image from the Trump Department of Transportation that purports to show veterans from the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, and Viet Nam with the caption "Only Four Lifetimes Ago."
Gary Oldman as Norman Stansfield from the film Leon, The Professional (1994) screaming "Everyone"
A photograph of "Strike Force Five", Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert, Seth Meyers, and John Oliver.
A screenshot of a tweet from President Trump that reads: "For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won't be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! President DJT"
An image of the Peanuts characters Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy has just pulled away the football and Charlie Brown is falling on his ass.
A clip from the article: "The files also contain documents showing that Mr. Epstein expressed an interest in 2013 in meeting Mr. Lutnick's nanny and had her resume sent to him. Mr. Lutnick said Tuesday that he did not know if the nanny had met with Mr. Epstein, or if she was one of the nannies Mr. Lutnick had brought to the island, adding he "had no idea what that was about."
From the movie Poltergeist (1982) the spiritual medium. Tangina Barrons, declares "This house is clean." It was not.
A model of President Donald Trump's proposed arch to commemorate the country's 250th anniversary next to models of the Washington Monument and the U.S. Capitol at a public meeting of the Commission of Fine Arts on Thursday.Andrew Harnik / Getty Images
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been in any place or time." - Frank Wilhoit
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck standing before a tree with a "Duck Season" sign tacked on it. Bugs looks angry. Daffy is looking smug.
A graph showing daily traffic in the Strait of Hormuz dropping from 72 ships on 2/28 to 2 ships on 3/4.
The image from the Nathan Fielder meme "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."
The cover of the book "How to Lie with Statistics" by Darrell Huff
If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured— They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.
Our deputies serve this community with professionalism, dedication, and commitment, often under difficult and dangerous circumstances. Our deputies are part of the community and deserve to be treated respectfully and with basic human dignity. Acts that promote hostility and division toward law enforcement undermine community trust and public safety.
A screenshot of a Jeet Heer tweet reading: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition... There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." --Frank Wilhoit
A character from the TV series Letterkenny with the caption "To be fair..."
A screenshot of a Truth Social post by President Trump committing U.S. military to support protesters in Iran.
A screenshot of a Twitter comment. Jameson Lopp: Explain Bitcoin as completely as possible in a single tweet. Vess: It's like if idling your car 24/7 occasionally produced solved Sudoku puzzles that you could then exchange for heroin.
A photo of William Powell and Myrna Loy as Nick and Nora Charles from the movie The Thin Man, based on the detective novel by Dashiell Hammett.
The cover of Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman (1985)
An image of Batman breaking a rifle and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
A few frames of Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China with the caption "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
An image of an RCA 3 way splitter for coax with one connector labeled "IN" and three connectors labeled "OUT"
A photograph of a gravestone.
"I personally witnessed the occasion where Mr. Trump forced 13-year-old Katie Johnson and a 12-year-old female named maria to perform oral sex on Mr. Trump and witnessed his physical abuse of both minors when they finished the act." - Sworn affidavit of Tiffany Doe, Epstein recruiter who witnessed Trump raping Katie Johnson on 4 occassions.
The headshot from William Scott, Jr's LinkedIn page.
A photo of a man in an inflatable frog costume standing across from ICE agents in Portland, OR.
Image of Martin Short as Nathan Thurm, a recurring character on Saturday Night Live.
An image of a red 1967 Lancia Fulvia Coupe HF 1.3 kitted out for racing.
The old Cracker Barrel logo with the words "Cracker Barrel", the image of a man sitting in a chair next to a barrel, and the words "Old Country Store" and new Cracker Barrel logo with nearly identical presentation of the words "Cracker Barrel" but without the man, the chair, the barrel, or the additional writing.
A chart from the US Bureau of Economic Analysis showing the contributors to 2nd Quarter 2025 Real GDP growth. Cumulative 3.0%, consumer spending 1%, investment -2.5%, Government 0.08%, exports -0.19% and imports 5%.
A photo of a Lancia Stratos, with the Alitalia racing paint job.
An image of a valet, a piece of furniture designed to hold clothes and small everyday carry items.
An image of George Costanza from the TV show Seinfeld and the caption "It's not a lie if you believe it."
A still from the Ernie Kovacs television show depicting the Nairobi Trio, a three-piece band of people in gorilla suits.
A chart from the Richmond Federal Reserve showing the Manufacturing Capital Expenditures Index over the past year. It's down 19%.
A chart from the Richmond Federal Reserve tracking the Manufacturing Expected Capital Expenditures Index showing that it is down 19% over the trailing year with all of that decline coming since March 2025.
Ricky Bobby saying "If you're not first, you're last"
The movie poster for A Taxing Woman