the giant

@chaserbait.bsky.social

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first 20 followers here will get a free kiss. the next 20 followers will also get a free kiss. and so on, and so on

zohran mamdani giving a speech. he’s edited to have red eyes and a facial scar over his eye. there is a hawk on his shoulder with a skull and bones eye patch. it smoking a cigarette
a picture of chaser_baits arm with a big bruise that’s literally a perfect heart
once when i was a census taker, i was having a rough day and sat down with my head in my hands, and these two guys with huge stoner vibes came out of a smoke shop with a huge bong, a bunch of whippets, and a whippet dispenser, and they were like “wait are you ok? 🥺” and i said i was just tired. and one said “do you want a whippet?” and i felt like it’d be rude to say no. then while i was on the whippet they spilled the rest of the box, and i got up to help pick them up and they said “no. sit down. we want you to enjoy the whippet” then as they walked away, i noticed 2 whippets on the ground. i was still blasted from the nitrous and i got up to chase after them but then i thought “no. he wants me to enjoy the whippet” so i sat back down. i pocketed both those whippets to use in times of great need. they’re used now, although i kept the empty canisters, so i’ll always remember my visit from the whippet fairies
tweet from “walking flex” @klovoxoo. it reads “there is no such thing as casual sex, nothing about sex is casual. you are inserting yourself into someone else. someone explain wtf is casual about that?” it was 248,000 likes