Evelyn, Okiba Matriarch

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Optician. Proxy artist. Aspiring bassist. Chicago, but from Florida. Comms closed. I'm swamped. 40. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈⚧️🔞 Links: linktr.ee/vote_checkbox pfp: @satanbutasian.bsky.social 🔞 AD: @mistresscheckbox.bsky.social

A silly cartoon sketch of myself with noodle arms, a censor bar over my feet, and overall sketchy quality because it's late and I'm doing this for fun. I'm wearing a tank top and shorts, as it is hot in the northern hemisphere.
A screencap of an eBay purchase. In this instance, it's a foil Currency Converter, normally worth $125+ in English, that I bought for a dollar because I won an auction with no reserve.
My bunny fursona dressed up as my main Commander decks. From left to right: Greasefang, Bumbleflower, Volrath, Y'shtola, and Doran.
Ocelot Pride {W} Creature — Cat First strike, lifelink Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city’s blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city’s blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that’s a copy of it. 1/1 Illustrated by Chris Seaman
Currency Converter {1} Artifact Whenever you discard a card, you may exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {T}: Put a card exiled with this artifact into its owner’s graveyard. If it’s a land card, create a Treasure token. If it’s a nonland card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token. Illustrated by Néstor Ossandón Leal
Aroace "sunset" flag, featuring five colored stripes: orange, yellow, white, light blue, dark blue
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Proxy of The Destined Thief in my custom frame. The Destined Thief {2}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Rogue The Destined Thief can’t be blocked. {U}, {T}: Another target creature you control can’t be blocked this turn. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players, draw a card, then discard a card. If you have a full party, instead draw three cards. 2/2 Illustrated by David Rapoza
My avatar in FFXIV wearing a cowboy hat and a fancy dress
A proxy of Tataru Taru with a custom frame I made, designed to invoke elements of parchment paper and wood grain. Card text: Tataru Taru {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. Scions’ Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn’t that player’s turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. 0/3 Illustrated by Livia Prima
Mole Module {5} Artifact — Vehicle Menace Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among them onto the battlefield. Crew 2 6/6 Illustrated by Adrián Rodríguez Pérez
Season of Gathering {4}{G}{G} Sorcery Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. Illustrated by Irina Nordsol
Apollo and the red dodgeball of fate
A custom proxy of Vivi Ornitier, a Magic: The Gathering card. The card render sits on a medium tone wood grain texture. Gatherer text: Vivi Ornitier {1}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Wizard {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier’s power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent. 0/3 Illustrated by Toni Infante
A bunny girl, who is large
From left to right: Bleachbone Verge x3 Brightclimb Pathway x2 Cling to Dust Duress x4 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire Geier Reach Sanitarium Godless Shrine x4 High Noon x2 Loran of the Third Path x2 Monument to Endurance x4 Pest Control x2 Shadowy Backstreet x2 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire Thoughtseize x4
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Me but from a low angle
Me in my car with a choker and a black cardigan.
Swords to Plowshares {W} Gary Larson's infamous "Cow Tools" comic for the illustration. Instant Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power. Illus. Gary Larson TM & C 2022 Wizards of the Coast. Not for sale.
A screenshot of my custom foobar2000 setup, playing "Memorabilia" by Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize. To the right is the track list of the full album this song appears on, which is titled Nine Inch Noize. All of the rest of the text is what you'd expect it to be: menus, time markers, all of that boring stuff you likely don't care about having alt text for. Love you!
Right side profile of a bunny girl wearing a black mask, crop top, black long gauntlets, a ripped skirt with accent braids (??), and metal boots. There's a black cat over to the left.
A PS3 disc copy of Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
Me wearing headphones, a green scarf, and a black cardigan. The city scene behind me is lit in neon pink. To my left is a blue safety pylon.
Me, in glasses.
Chun-Li, Countless Kicks, styled after Sega Genesis game boxes and manuals, arcade cabinet labels, and physical buttons for mana symbols. Chun-Li, Countless Kicks {1}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Multikicker {W/U} When Chun-Li enters, exile up to X target instant cards from your graveyard, where X is the number of times Chun-Li was kicked. Put a kick counter on each of them. Lightning Kick — Whenever Chun-Li attacks, copy each exiled card you own with a kick counter on it. You may cast the copies. 3/3 Illustrated by Alexis Xuconoxtli
Wizard Class {U} Enchantment — Class (Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) You have no maximum hand size. {2}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards. {4}{U}: Level 3 Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Illustrated by Marta Nael
from left to right: Legends & Lattes Microsoft Dinosaurs Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin (not mine) Ministry: In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up (Live) Magic: The Gathering Road to the 1998 World Championships Castle in the Sky Chocolate Demolition Man Dexter: The Third Season (lol) 2 Fast 2 Furious The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift Fight Club Gattaca Kill Bill vol 1 Knight's Tale, A Mortal Kombat Paprika Serial Experiments Lain Street Fighter: The Movie Hackers UHF The Maxx Wonder Showzen, seasons 1 and 2 *cough* Bible Black *cough* Mr. Robot: The Complete Series
Reprieve {1}{W} Instant Return target spell to its owner’s hand. Draw a card. Illustrated by Takumi Yoza
Me, wearing a pair of transition lenses, a black jacket, a green scarf, and one of those Claire's necklaces, against a brick wall.
A proxy of Timetwister with artwork done by me. The artwork is predominately blue and pink, featuring a starburst/nova pattern in the center, with multiple fractal patterns and designs "bursting" forth from the nova. Rules text below: Timetwister {2}{U} Sorcery Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
A custom-designed proxy of Doran, Besieged by Time. The title banner is meant to resemble scrollwork and illuminated texts, and the bottom portion is meant to represent (more) scrollwork with watermarks and other fine details. The power/toughness box features Portal's old power/toughness symbols, mostly because I think they look neat. Doran, Besieged by Time {1}{W}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast. Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference between its power and toughness. "Each year that passes rots you with scars. Shelter your heart, for the world is cruel." 0/5 Illustrated by Serena Malyon
Picture of me turned to the side to show off my hair layering. I'm wearing a green dress and black cardigan.
Planetary Annihilation {3}{R}{R} Sorcery Each player chooses six lands they control, then sacrifices the rest. Planetary Annihilation deals 6 damage to each creature. “The better you understand how a planet is made, the better you understand how one is unmade.” —Ulix, Eumidian terrademolitionist Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu
Wildfire {4}{R}{R} Sorcery Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature. Fire is always at the top of the food chain, and it has a big appetite. Illustrated by Rob Alexander
Mirror selfie with a black cardigan, green dress, black leggings, and black boots.
Me wearing a green dress, 90s choker, and a smile.
Me in 2019, two years before HRT. I'm wearing a blue button up shirt, black and silver glasses, and a golf cap that I am failing to pull off.
Picture of me wearing a 90s/00s choker, red dress, black cardigan, and black leggings.
A retro-framebreak proxy of Fyndhorn Elves, with artwork by Julie Dillon. Julie's artwork features two elves surrounded by vines with flowers blooming on them. Very tentacle-y. The card image rests on a stained wood texture. Fyndhorn Elves {G} Creature — Elf Druid {T}: Add {G}. “We could no more abandon the forest than the stars could abandon the night sky.” 1/1
Me at home with my hair up, wearing a 90s scene girl choker, burgundy v-neck empire dress, and a black cardigan.
Gibbering Hyenas {2}{G} Creature — Hyena This creature can’t block black creatures. Hyenas laughing—what’s the joke? —Femeref phrase meaning “that’s not funny” 3/2 Illustrated by Una Fricker