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Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
Capitol Switchboard (202-224-3121) Good afternoon, My name is [???] and I am a resident of [CITY, STATE] at zip code [12345], and I am highly concerned by our President's escalatory rhetoric surrounding the hostilities between Iran and Israel. Senator Tim Kaine has just filed the War Powers Resolution to Prevent War with Iran, and I want to hear that as my [Senator/Representative], you support this resolution, which underscores that Congress (NOT the President) has the sole power to declare war, as laid out in the Constitution—a document which you swore an oath to uphold. The resolution requires that any hostilities with Iran must be explicitly authorized by a Congressional declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force, and would not prevent the United States from defending itself from imminent attack. You need to stand up to our President and his reckless warmongering. Will you be supporting this resolution? If a voicemail: I would like a call back at 123-456-7890 to be informed of your stance on this issue. Your constituents need to know that you will do everything you can to keep us safe.
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Sedition (aka, Seditious Conspiracy) (18 U.S.C. § 2384) is defined as two or more people conspiring to "overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force" the U.S. government or prevent it from carrying out its lawful functions; OR to "seize, take, or possess by force" any property of the U.S. government. Donald Trump, the Heritage Foundation, Elon Musk, and his transition team loudly bragged about how they were going to break the federal government by utilizing unconstitutional executive orders to nullify congressionally enacted federal departments, illegally preventing them from carrying out their lawful functions. We call that seditious conspiracy, and seditious conspiracy comes along with a prison sentence of up to 20 years. They then actually enacted their conspiracy by utilizing the threat of force of Triple Canopy, a private security force, and the threat of firing anyone who gets in their way. They have threatened to use and have used the federal government against people so that they could illegally nullify congressionally enacted federal departments through the use of unconstitutional executive orders. We call those seditious acts. If you conspire to commit sedition, and go along and actually commit the sedition, then we call you a traitor. Traitors can’t be president, nor can they be parts of the administration. In fact, they need to go to prison right now.
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Roll Call Vote 119th Congress - 1st SessionXMLVote Summary Question: On the Amendment (Reed Amdt. No. 299 ) Vote Number: 76Vote Date: February 21, 2025, 12:36 PM Required For Majority: 1/2Vote Result: Amendment Rejected Amendment Number: S.Amdt. 299 to S.Con.Res. 7 (No short title on file) Statement of Purpose: To ensure continued United States support for the Government of Ukraine to stand firm against aggression by the Government of Russia in Europe. Vote Counts:YEAs47 NAYs53
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Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
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Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
Good afternoon, In light of the recent illegal data breach at the US Department of the Treasury, where Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency have recently accessed taxpayer Social Security Numbers, tax documents, and banking information, what is [NAME OF BANK] planning to do to ensure that our accounts remain protected and safe from interference. As someone who has processed tax returns with the US Treasury via direct deposit, I’m concerned that unauthorized parties now have access to our banking information. These parties have had no meaningful oversight, and we don’t know where our data has been leaked or shared, or what foreign influences are involved. Has your leadership been following this story and formulating a meaningful response? What is [NAME OF BANK]’s plan to protect its clients?
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I understand that Andy Biggs, being an absolute ghoul, who is just as ugly as one could possibly imagine, who against all odds manages to still "lurk" even in the foreground of his own portrait, will be disappointed that this resolution will fail in committee, but I would counsel him to seek carnage elsewhere. Perhaps taking up hunting for sport, or playing some violent video games, will adequately quell his lust for blood. Please tell him I said so. It's deeply important to me that he knows how ugly he is.
Congressman Andy Biggs is committed to limiting the size and scope of government and restoring the balance of powers, both horizontally and vertically. President Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) initiative was founded to fulfill the American voters’ demand for government reform. Congressman Biggs has reintroduced legislation to jump start DOGE’s mission. “The federal government has expanded far beyond what our founders intended. President Trump, Elon Musk, and congressional Republicans must be dedicated to shrinking the size of the government and ensuring that taxpayer dollars are utilized as efficiently as possible. America voted for major government reform, and Congress must be ready to deliver President Trump’s agenda,” said Congressman Biggs. Congressman Biggs’s reintroduced legislation includes the following: H.R. 56, Secret Service Prioritization Act - Refocuses the United States Secret Service’s (USSS) mission to its original purpose of protecting our nation’s leaders H.R. 86, Nullify Occupational Safety and Health Administration (NOSHA) Act - Abolishes the Occupational Safety and Health Administration H.R. 50, Keeping Aid for Municipalities and Localities Accountable (KAMALA) Act - Prohibits taxpayer dollars from being used for housing for illegal aliens H.R. 110, Small Business Prosperity Act - Expands the deduction for qualified business income H.R. 107, Return to Work Act - Requires government agencies to reinstate telework policies that were in place on December 31, 2019 H.R. 113, Budget Process Enhancement Act - Temporarily withholds the salaries of Members of Congress if a budget resolution is not agreed to for fiscal year 2026 H.R. 82 - Defund National Endowment for the Humanities Act H.J.Res. 2 - Proposes a balanced budget amendment to the Constitution of the United States
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We are now ALL legally female, as Executive Order "Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government" designates that we will all be identified based on sex at conception. “During early development, all fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female. After approximately 6 to 7 weeks of gestation, however, the expression of a gene on the Y chromosome induces changes…” (NIH)
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