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Proud, nasty Canadian. "The boycott is the front line in the fight for democracy. And the lines are holding." - Charlie Angus

A photo of a bumper sticker that says "Practice safe sex. Make love in a volvo."
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon, all Canadians gather together beneath the stars to perform a ritual that sucks out all of their meanness and cruelty... and places it into Canada geese.
Picture of a steampunk NAFO Fella dressed in red, with a top hat, granny boots and wire-rimmed spectacles.
A Costco sign in Canada showing that two dozen extra large eggs costs $7.49 (CAD)