miz bidgewell

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that fucking reaction video beard weirdo with fake glasses who gawps at shit is gawping at a wire whisk with avocado in it like it's a goddamn burning bush or some shit --HOLY FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID GARBAGE WORLD-- and superimposed over this image is the beginning of the call of cthulu: "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age..."
Rear emblem of a Honda CRV with the dealership name below it: "HERB CHAMBERS"
YouTube video called "Shoes are chocolate for the feet. Pain is the contrail of the spirit..." By a channel called "feldspar_essence" with 145K subs and a cosmic owl pfp. The video image is bright swirling sacred geometry stuff with two glowing flares emergency from the 3rd eyes of a pair of Cathys from the comic strip Cathy. Above them is "ACK!"
3 panel comic from Lisa the vegetarian. Janie says, are you gonna marry a carrot, socialist? Lisa rolls her eyes and says, yes, in gonna marry a carrot. The others get excited and shout, she admitted it!
youtube player for a video called "In nine days, true regularity will find you. You are twelve years old." by a channel called "the odessa steps" which has an obscure moon illustration as its pfp. the video in the window is a tarot card illustration of a blindfolded figure holding two crossed swords, in between which is the text, "Remove the stone of shame. Attach the stone of triumph." The video is 3:33:26 long.
Cover of the Olsen twins movie "How The West Was Fun" with the Olsen twins dressed in Western garb superimposed onto the sky over mountains
The perforations on the box of cat food runs directly through the face of the fluffy white mascot cat.
Jimothy the famous Portland raccoon with a redwall character's robe and walking stick superimposed onto him
Vintage ad for Eden Valley Cottage Cheese with a header that says, "Yes, I'm a Cottage Cheese walnut. And I'm delicious!" Below is an image of a walnut shell opened a bit and filled with cottage cheese.
illustration of a drowsy rising sun picking up a dude and cramming him into its mouth
bird feeder camera still with stanced-up grackle looking at you hard with its head cocked and legs spread in a power pose
Detroit Lions shirt with three giant biker lions looking over Detroit
Email from oddball.com Subject: Still Got Big Feet? We know your feet definitely did not shrink.
a metal mechanical camera with several seemingly unnecessary knobs and dials, stylishly contoured leatherette, and a round bulge on top with focal measurements according to aperture size
title screen from the movie "The Searchers" on a television in a darkened living room
Vince McMahon getting progressively more organic to lyrics from "be our guest" from beauty and the beast: SOUP DU JOUR, HOT HORS-D'OEUVRES WHY, WE ONLY LIVE TO SERVE TRY THE GREY STUFF, IT'S DELICIOUS! DIDN'T BELIEVE ME? ASK THE DISHES!
YouTube video of Brian Eno's 'Thursday Afternoon' album with a comment appearing that says, "2:08 love that part."
Shaq being levitated by Chris Angel
Poster for the film "Mr. Destiny" staying Jim Belushi and Michael Caine.
tom suozzi for congress flyer that says, " * CONGRESS 2026 * SUOZZI He Sees Things Our Way"
that vagina weightlifter lady with like a camp skillet handling down between her legs, which are spread out in a powerful stance (she's in heels, match), and she extending her arm to the sky and looking up like "YOU SEE THIS, GOD? COME AT ME BRO I CAN DEADLIFT 15 KILOS WITH MY LABIA MAJORA!"
eBay listing for "Flintstones and Jetsons Cel Signed Hannah-Barbera Limited Edition" Fred and George hills up pictures of their respective cars: George a bubbled flying car and Fred's the one made out of logs and rocks that he pushes with his feet. Jane and Wilma make presentational gestures toward the pictures.
acerbic adjective acer·bic ə-ˈsər-bik a- Synonyms of acerbic : sharply or bitingly critical, sarcastic, or ironic in temper, mood, or tone acerbic commentary an acerbic reviewer
DUNE poster thing but it says DOIN' MY TAXES WELL BEFORE THE FILING DEADLINE TO ENSURE TIMELY ARRIVAL AND PROCESSING
During an event in Taiwan, strong winds caused 7-Eleven Taiwan's mascot to disappear into the sky accompanies by pleasant background music ........ Set to Enya-Orinoco Flow
same container design but with the back end cut out down near the top of the sauce so the bone end of the wing wouldn't knock on the rim as much
Beldar Conehead drinking a massive tropical cocktail through an enormous straw
Jeopardy contestant doing some dumb hands gesture. I changed his name to chode goldberg and his winnings total "sucks ass"
The Jetsons riding in their future flying car with a banner below that says, "DLSS 5 OFF"
terrible costume version of one of the albino twins from the matrix thing
al pacino doing the "great ass" face but it's because he's looking at his phone
Map of the strait of Hormuz with the oil tablets blocked off by a big x at the narrowest point. A died line crosses through the southern land mass with the shapes of two eagles on it. Below that are the words, "The Great Eagles Thorondor and Gwaihir Carry the Oil" (these are some eagles from LOTR for those unfamiliar)
Jeb Bush celebrating his total victory over a diagram of the shoulder around and including the rotator cuff
Chuck Schumer
back of a box of frosted mini wheats featuring the cereal mascot Mini☑️ (literally a blue check mark with the handle "@ frostedminiwheats"). They are an anthropomorphic frosted mini wheat, has giant bug eyes, and tiny spindly wheat arms that he's flexing. Their "about" section says, "I'm Mini. You're you. And we're about to seize the day!"
"she was 40 steps from her house when the meat began to hit the ground. Mrs. Crouch and her husband believed the event was a sign from God."
"Despite various theories, the exact cause of the Kentucky meat shower remains a subject of much speculation and mystery.
Poster for I Saw The Light with Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams
slow motion footage of stirring chili in a large pot. swirling chili. spoon swirling the chili. ominous bubbling. "Laura Palmer's Theme" from Twin Peaks plays underneat.
slow motion footage of a large pot of chili being stirred, bubbling, a bay leaf dancing, more stirring and bubbling, whirling, and finally a big wad of the chili being splatted down. All set to Enya's "Only Time."
the Super Mario Brothers Movie logo with colorful Mario-style text over a colorful nebula-strewn field of galactic space, but instead it says, THE GUM DISEASE GINGIVITIS
The game of chess with death from The Seventh Seal
Gennings Dunker running the 40 yard dash to Ace of Spades
Twin peaks title screen but instead of twin peaks it says FLINTSTONES CROSSOVER and Fred Flintstone lies on the ground apparently wrapped in plastic like Laura Palmer
Twin peaks title screen but instead of twin peaks it says EVENING SHADE
Twin peaks title screen but instead of twin peaks it says FRASIER
Twin peaks title screen but instead of twin peaks it says "FRASIER"
twin peaks title screen but instead of twin peaks it says "doogie howser, m.d."
Seargents' Benevolent Association statement about the cops getting completely rinsed at the Union Square snowball fight... Vincent Vallelong President Edmund Small Vice President SBA TODAY IT IS SNOWBALLS. TOMORROW IT COULD BE HO-HO'S, DEVIL DOGS, OR WORSE*. Statement from SBA President Vincent Vallelong * BUTTERSCOTCH KRIMPETS (ALTHOUGH ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE FINE THOSE ARE HELLA GOOD)
A hand holds the shelf and its glued contents at a 90° angle. The butane torch is lit and emits a spiky blue flame.
a particle board kitchen cabinet shelf, removed from its cabinet, with a broken bottle of super glue having spilled over it, adhering the bottle, an aluminum box lid, and a small pistol-grip butane torch to its surface. the shelf is held at a 90° angle, demonstrating how solidly the objects have been stuck to the shelf.
YouTube video window with a woodturner gesturing toward a wooden bowl mounted on a lathe. the title of the video is, "The Bowl Shape I Keep Coming Back To."
I knew already that I would go to Hollins College in Virginia; our headmistress sent all her problems there, to her alma mater. "For the English department," she told me. Wil-liam Golding was then writer in residence; before him was Enid Starkie, who wrote the biography of Rimbaud. But, "To smooth off her rough edges," she had told my parents. They repeated the phrase to me, vividly. I had hopes for my rough edges. I wanted to use them as a can opener, to cut myself a hole in the world's surface, and exit through it. Would I be ground, instead, to a nub? Would they send me home, an ornament to my breed, in a jewelry bag?
Sean Hannity' shit-eating grin as jd vance informs him that he prefers grok ai because it is the "least woke." if you ask me, appears to be masking an abysmal sorrow. the fox news graphic below him says, "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH VICE PRESIDENT JD VANCE."
Griff Tannon and his gang being hauled out of the Hill Valley courthouse by police as seen through Doc Brown's fancy future binoculars. A large speech bubble coming from Griff is pointing down at the quoted skeet.
Elderly man with his pants around his ankles throws his hat on the ground in disgust
Tom Hanks as old Zacry in Cloud Atlas. Subtitle says, "CASH IS DA TRUE-TRUE"
Tom Selleck with no moustache wearing a Mets uniform?????
Weird Al dances crazily in the desert dressed like Fred Flintstone but with the same makeup and dreadlocks as Anthony Kedis in the RHCP "Give It Away" video. His band is goofing around imitating other RHCP band members.
inside of a large wooden shipping crate where a smiling Fred Flintstone stands in the shadows