cheese (is on med leave)

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staff build engineer @Respawn (Apex Legends) taco officer @polycount cloud, oss, CI/CD, perf junkie - powerlifting - rucking - scion of the Sixth House - bi/poly past: UT ITS, SOE, Vigil, Basho, Chef, Epic

A packed venue with La Dispute performing King Park
An iMessage of the following text: Hey, it's Sara. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat? Stop2End
A product box that reads: WOLFBOX Dare to Everywhere Super Power Turbofan MegaFlow 100
two young raccoons on either side of a parent raccoon on a grassy river bank
my right thump with a big ol’ blister from forge work
A teal metal cassette player from We Are Rewind
A simple smith’s knife (aka viking knife)
A young buck deer obscured by foliage
A left arm covered in the tattoos from The Last Guardian
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WHAT THIS IS: A tabletop roleplaying game built around a single scenario: the final vampire mission to retake occupied Paris at the close of the Second World War. WHAT THIS ISN’T: An open-ended campaign game where you can explore the intricacies of your bespoke character arc. WHO THIS IS FOR: Players and gamesmasters who want an all-action pulp adventure ready to go out of the box, and who aren’t squeamish when it comes to descriptions of dead fascists
A platinum blonde doofus in square sunglasses wearing a “you will have to go through me” t-shirt
A car, speeding down a road toward camera with a large ethereal elevator chasing it with the text “[Sobbing] Because it was a really good fucking day.”
An elevator car in the middle of a shimmering see of otherwordly blue with the text “This is bad” From the game El Paso, Elsewhere
Me in a classic El Tri jersey of yesteryear
The most adorable baby chipmunk you’ve ever seen poking out from a sandstone rock formation
A selfie of me in a mountain hot tub not even understanding the concept of e-mail
A sea of green conifers in the foreground and a Rocky Mountain under cloudy skies
My platinum blonde self wearing a black shirt that reads “YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME” in trans flag colored text
A collection of queer and trans stickers
a single shell casing from an M14 rifle (honor guard)
The second vinyl record for Explosions in the Sky’s “All of a Sudden, I miss everyone” bearing artwork of a flooded city with small ding in the foreground
A Locked Tomb sticker on the back of a street sign that reads “GET IN LINE THOU BIG SLUT” with the text surrounding a torn heart with IX inscribed
A massive cinnamon and sugar sourdough pretzel with a chunk taken out of the right side on a purple, sun-kissed plate
ominous dark clouds over the Rockies with some trees low in the foreground
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A giant brutalist structure capped with an eclipsed sun and flanked by massive statues, our hero Arjun in the foreground
Big river snake crossing a river and scaring some ducks as it climbs onto a grassy bank
little baby snake in a river near a rocky bank
A vista in The Invincible (game) overlooking an alien sea
Fried chicken, covered in gravy, atop waffles with bacon and a syrup carafe to the right
A wine glass with lemon on rim of a Mile High 75 (French 75 + blood orange)
rainbow technicolor lights over La Dispute on stage at Summit Music Hall
Squat/Legs day - 1.5 hrs alone, 2 with the boys Ideally done the day following bench/chest Movement Sets Reps Weight Range Rest Period Squats - warm up 2 10 ~40% of 1RM 1.5 minute: Squats 3 6 ~50-55% of 1RM 2 minute: 1-and-a-half Bench Press 2 10 ~55% of 1RM (same as 20 set) 1.5 minute Dumbbell Romanian Deadlifts (RDLs) 3 10 If you feel like you can do more than 10 reps, go up in weight. 1.5 minute Leg Press 4 8 Should not be easy. Final set should near failure. 2 minute Leg extensions 3 12 If you feel like you can do more than 12 reps, go up in weight. 1.5 minute Leg Extensions - Right, Left, Both 3 15 each leg 15 together FUCK YOUR LEGS. 1 minute
my dumb face with pink glasses wearing a camo “Fuck ICE” hoodie with oversized hood
A shirtless, tattooed Caucasian man wearing a black baseball cap and marigold backpack posing in front of Colorado trail creek
Sometimes it’s like Someone took a knife baby Edgy and dull And cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul
A Caucasian bisexual man with blonde hair and sunglasses open mouthed next to a cardboard cutout of a winking Mirage who is also bisexual
A Caucasian man laying on his side supporting his head on his elbow in front of a cardboard cutout of Mirage (Apex Legends)
a blonde doofus with square sunglasses lying on a bed of grass in Warner Park, pondering his fate at a 90 degree angle
Now people are speculating that the EA deal could be in trouble-which has not been confirmed in any capacity; my guess would be that they still try to close the deal and then pump EA for money-but the most concrete thing I've heard so far is Mikhail Klimentov, who I used to work with at The Washington Post, replied to Cat's tweet and said, "There will be extremely funny news about this [fingers crossed] soon." I asked him what about, and he said that it will somehow be funnier than if the EA deal fell apart. I can't imagine anything funnier than that, but OK!
WANTED! THE DOG SHIT BANDIT Short, dumpy white guy, mid 30's, wearing cargo shorts, looks 11ke a Smash Mouth fan. Seen with a German Shepherd or GS Mix. Help us stop the 'Dog Shit Bandit'! HELP US IDENTIFY HIM Last seen at Hill & W. Berry
A screenshot of the character that reads: Nemesis RETRIBUTION INCARNATE I lost more than my mother, too. And I knew mine. What's yours to you? All you ever did was fall out of her womb.
A shirtless Caucasian man in an orange beanie, with a tattooed left arm and marigold backpack on with a snowy hill in the background - he’s super adorable
Strawberry gin sour in a large coupe glass in a sunbeam
Neutrogena Beach Defense sunscreen stick (50+ SPF)
A sticker that reads: THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS NEED MORE TRANSSEXUALS THERE IS ROOM ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE THAT INCLUDES YOU!
bigger glass of strawberry gin sour
Strawberry gin sour in (not a coupe) glass
The tracks, Cocaine Jesus and Devil Like Me, from Rainbow Kitten Surprise’ “Life from Athena Georgia” album in a YouTube music playlist
Leon S Kennedy standing center of frame, raising his pistol while sparks shower in the background
A janitorial cart in a dark corner of Resident Evil requiem
Ahti, the janitor of the FBC, in his office
a gorgeous muskrat swimming
A shirt reading Jyapan in katakana which is wrong on two counts: firstly Japanese would say Nippon/Nihon and secondly it wouldn’t be in katakana
A very young me in red overalls and a bridal veil
A picture of a group of dolphins on the left and myself and my father on the right in a shallow pool
A selfie of a Caucasian man in a Mountain Hardwear top, left arm in a black sling, a marigold beanie, and sunglasses on a Colorado trail
A muskrat on a sunny rock on the edge of a pond