🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦

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Corporate Chef, Pitmaster, in Ferndale. Resistor. No maga, and unsolicited DMs earn you a insta-block “We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” Willy Wonka

Hey.
Just wanted to remind everyone that wombats beat predators to death with their butts, and that many a dingo has been twerked into the afterlife.
As you were.

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit

Headline: Iceberg Lettuce supplied by Taylor Farm to Taco Bell is the source of the parasitic outbreak.
Reality: Sysco is the distributor of Taylor Farm products which are the source of the parasitic outbreak, but you won't hear this because Sysco is a supporter of Donald Trump.

Now I'm really concerned about what this smoke from the Canadian wild fires is bring in!

A place where the summer sky glows with a smoky haze, and every salad is a risky adventure,
That's
Pure Michigan

A place where the summer sky glows with a smoky haze, and every salad is a risky adventure,
That's
Pure Michigan

Public Safety Alert
now
Air quality is hazardous in areas of Detroit due to Canadian wildfire smoke. The risk of health effects is increased. Stay indoors when possible, keep windows and doors closed, and limit outdoor activity and exertion. Consider wearing your highest particulate filtration mask. Check AirNow.gov and follow @DetHealth for health tips and guidance.

Metro Detroit Air Quality Among Worst in the World, A Day Outside Equals Smoking a Pack of Cigarettes

Happy 4th everyone

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