Chef Diogenes

@chefdiogenes.bsky.social

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Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable Stop washing your chicken

A length of stuffed sausage in a dark colored tray. It is lighter pink in color, the color of raw meat.
A stainless steel bowl full of a viscous off white liquid sits on the cheapest white countertop they sell at Lowe's.
A curated lump of mashed up shrimp surrounded by baked pita chips on a white plate, resting on a stainless steel surface.
An incredibly well-crusted steak in a pan with probably a little too much butter.
An Instagram post by Minoru Suzuki of Suzuki-san dressed as the character Fat Buu from Dragon Ball Z, with the caption "A long day"
A screenshot from open secrets.com with a picture of Hakeem Jeffries and the following text Hakeem Jeffries Representative (D - NY) Minority Leader First Election 2012 Next Election 2024 TOP INDUSTRY 2023 - 2024 Retired $4,060,860 TOP CONTRIBUTOR 2023 - 2024 American Israel Public Affairs Cmte $866,550
A screenshot with the headline "Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC Mayor". Below is a screenshot from the movie Super Troopers, where 3 cops are jokingly offering a pistol to someone off screen.
A white cat with an orange spot on his head, being held by a person. Trees and a brown canopy are in the background.
A screenshot from the Dept of Housing and Urban Development with a pop up window that reads "The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."
A picture of G. I. Robot from the TV show Creature Commandos. He is a tan-colored robot, mid-salute, wearing an army helmet with the number 2 on it.
A news screenshot from KHQtv, with a banner on the top that says Quote From Man Stabbed, with the quote below, saying "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
A screenshot from Smilner that says "weird Hill to die on, but at least you're dead"
A picture perfect rainbow over a small, tree lined strip mall. Some cars are parked in frame.
“The role of the church – the role of people of faith – is to care for our neighbors. Yes,” said Rep. Isaac Schultz, R-Elmdale Township, during the House floor debate. “But not in this instance, specifically.”
Poorly spooned out lightly browned meringue cookies on parchment paper, on a cookie sheet
A wrinkled black T-shirt with Bad Bitches For Snakeman written in Barbie style text over a pink heart
A screenshot of a quoted skeet. Original Skeet from Aaron Black Shear "
A very dumb pyrenees beagle mix (according to the vet), with mostly white fur with light brown saddling.
Some variety of tortoise in a wooded behind a chain fence.
A brown dog in a harness with a human's arm around them. If the dog were a person, their facial expression would be one of tired frustration.
An orange cat at a desk with a microphone and paperwork. The cat is saying WOULD
"FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: Kelsi Feltz, Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs, 725 17th Street NW, Washington, DC 20503, Mailbox: MBX.OMB.DeregIdeas@omb.eop.gov, telephone number: (202) 395-8524. Because of delays in the receipt of regular mail related to security screening, respondents are encouraged to use the portal or electronic communications."
A screenshot from Reddit of a reply from the OP, Complex-Builder9687, from 1 month ago: "I didn't say all women are. Vegans and feminists have a lot of the same beliefs, you can't disagree with one without disagreeing with the other. One undermines our rights over women's bodies, and the other undermines our rights over animals bodies. Why is that different"
Israel continues to face serious security threats, and U.S.-Israel security cooperation is as close as it has ever been. In addition to critical security funding and weapons sales for the Jewish state, the U.S. engages in training and joint military exercises with our Israeli partners and supports the research and development of new defense systems. In addition, the U.S. and Israel continue to closely partner in efforts to halt Iranian aggression and pursuit of nuclear weapons.
The classic intro splash screen for Sonic the Hedgehog with the words replaced with GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
A screenshot of a news article showing the date published, 3/21/2025, various social media logo links, and "written by Ryan Greger" and "edited by Steven Ewing"
A picture of a small gray cat with white whiskers and a white chest with the text "I did no wrong mother". A window is visible.