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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up

Simple white down east crackers
Fire on a grill
Sriracha Brioche, straight from hell
A kid’s collage/drawing with their name…”Gay”…werk gorl
I'm in years with you ❤️
4. Spain FIFA ranking: 3 After starting their tournament with a draw against Cape Verde, Spain collected back-to-back wins once Lamine Yamal returned to the starting XI against Saudi Arabia and Uruguay, TOPPINGH the group.
Quebec City Canada, March 3rd, 2026
dutch guy who was an asshole and nazi
the dutch guy from earlier thisnweek
Johannes the jolly nazi
The man in question pursing his lips like a bitch
Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.e... • 2m RAPIST ALERT hoylebrunson.b... @hoyl... • 19h Listen take it from a guy who has thought many times it would be awesome to give my girl ghb put her to bed and play video games without her bitch bitch bitching in my ear, women suck. I'm not the only one so many men Ive talked to have thought the same thing. We hate spending time with you. 1 • 5 ~ ... hoylebrunson.bsky.s... @hoylebrunson.bsky.soc... I think you're confused about what rape is. It would be assault though but not rape.
A sign in poor handwriting: “SPEAK TO PHARMACIST”
This is from the Google cast list for disclosure day and in lowercase. This woman’s role is listed simply as “a nun”
A picture of a brown butter cookie
Very, very large cookies on a baking sheet, but not super thick ones though, this isn’t Levain
Giga_chadicus @gigachadicus.bsky.social Man I love dryhumping 12:39 AM • Jun 2, 2026 Everybody can reply 1 like 1 ••.
A carrot with ass and legs
Tom Conley90 I thought this country was against communism 4h Reply athens *. No I'm totally for it 3h Reply • 66 Tom Conley90 • athens ° 17.+° She was to ever win president he wouldn't be able to go out of your house and invest in steel because you'll need it for your doors in your windows fools 3h Reply
Tom Conley90 I thought this country was against communism 4h Reply athens *. No I'm totally for it 3h Reply • 66 Tom Conley90 • athens ° 17.+° She was to ever win president he wouldn't be able to go out of your house and invest in steel because you'll need it for your doors in your windows fools
Text: Please be specific which version you want maybe look it up online what symptoms you wanted to help you sex It's probably seven different musics
The self portrait by Vincent van Gogh
Rudy tweet: “The debat”
A restaurant list and everything bagel as an everything “FLAGEL”
the ONION for Mar-April
Screenshot of when I just logged on saying it is forbidden to see my following page
Screenshot of when I just logged on saying it is forbidden to see my following page
Pam Ward Why My "T" Sticks for writers He threw a typewriter at me from the upstairs front window. "Now use that in a poem, you bitch." So I did.
My little girl, Stoic, and heroic
My dog looks cute as hell here she is, about 3-6 weeks old.
Shrek saying this
@yuxi.ml has added you to the "Block: 50k+ followers" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:...
A bag of ICE melter says “NO ICE”
Scree You sure about that? 1h Reply 22 cutoffsparty You sure about that's why? 59m Reply Scree » cutoffsparty It's a line from another Tim Robinson sketch. 57m Reply cutoffsparty • Scree Sorry, I was just quoting the next line from the sketch ( "You sure about that? You sure about that's why?" 56m Reply Scree » cutoffsparty Oops you got me lol
Her bio: Special Education Teacher Single Mother of Twins I block 🍉 emojis & dirtbag leftists.
Lisa Mikolajczyk @lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social • User Blocking You Gaza Genocide Denier Gaza Mockery Islamophobia Israel Apologia Weaponizes Antisemitism
Fiona "Fi" Webst... @fiona-webster22.b.. Making your genitals temporarily larger is funny? (BTW, women could do this, too, by injecting filler into their vulva.)
This NYU film school graduate walked dylan on stage in 1975
Mon Mothma from andor
Tim Robinson checks his phone in an ITYSL sketch
come and take it and it’s dunk’s
A beef tartare with mushrooms in a delicious vinaigrette sauce picture taken January 22 2026
a piece of art in a art museum says make tacos not War
a terrible steak frites in paris
The beginning of this rant from a common section under a music video from the legendary female lead sister rock band Heart: I was born in 73 I'm 51 now. And every six or eight months I put on my headphones and I blast all of these songs from the 80s for the few hours that I listen to music so loud in my headphones it brings me back to the 80s And even early 90s. I think about where all the time went I remember in the early 90s planning to have a big party for the year 2000. I've been a DJ since 15 years old so I figured I'd supply the music rent out a place and throw a mega party. Well, you know what 2000 came and went in the blink of an eye and I never threw that party. Sorry to get off topic. What I think I miss the most is the late 80s to the late 90s. I can't believe it's 2025 already when you think Covid was already five years ago my son was just in
a man Bangs a pot
plankton saying this
Stuffed mushroom mushrooms with prosciutto anchovies, dried mushrooms, and many delicious things
perfect carbonara with guanciale and pecorino romano and parm reg
It says “NO ICE”
Emily @banrion6.bsky.social thanks for proving my point better than I ever could. Do you wake up in the night to cars circling your house? Do children yell "Hoe" at you? Do ppl regularly break into your house? Are you unable to go to the police be they are involved? And yet I haven't closed my mind or heart.
a statute (maybe plastic idk because im afraid to touch it) of a dude with donkey teeth and his pants pulled down to reveal a “full moon” per-se
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Broden Kelly is Chuffed
a greek salad with feta, olive tapenade, peperoncini, homemade vinaigrette, homemade pickled onions and salad
Before uh, I ate this carbonara in Barcelona, a thief came in, distracted people and robbed someone’s phone
A pack of ICE melt reads “no ICE”
La Notre-Dame de Paris
Me, im saying I know it
POLITICS Nicolás Maduro at Diddy's former jail where Luigi Mangione held Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro is being held in a jail that has held some of the world's best known defendants including Sean "Diddy" Combs and accused UnitedHealthcare shooter Luigi Mangione. Jay Stahl USA TODAY Updated Jan. 5, 2026, 9:26 a.m.