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Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
A handheld ring-toss water game with one button.
Homer Simpson.
The Wikipedia entry for Data studio showing the beginning of the first paragraph which reads: "Data Studio, formerly Looker Studio, formerly Google Data Studio."
A Reddit post titled "Elton John reveals he is unable to watch his own musical after losing eyesight." The top comments on this post reads "this is wild to me because when I was a kid I thought he was blind because of the glasses. then I found out he is just gay. anyway, wishing him all the best."
a hand reaching out with words "here is some attention" laid over it.
A book with an airship on the cover titled "His Majesty's Airship: The life and tragic death of the world's largest flying machine. Author: S.C. Gwynne.
The mom in Step Brothers exclaiming "what the fucking fuck!?!"
A news alert received on a cell phone at 3:05 p.m. saying Chuck Norris has been hospitalized in Hawaii according to a report.
four-panel meme of Dennis and Charlie from It's Always Sunny. Charlie has two seats of headphones around his neck and is saying "You see, I just realized I have two ears. So, it's a waste to only listen to one thing." Dennis looks at Charlie, exasperated, and replies "Let me get this straight...you just realized you have two ears?"
Ongo Gablogian gesturing to an unseen piece of art.
A meme showing a man with comically large, white teeth saying "you didn't check trivago."
Dennis Reynolds angrily staring at Mac in "Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs."
A pan of cooked scalloped potatoes, crispy and brown/black on the top.
a CTV news article headline that reads: "bacteria found in underground cave after thousands of years is resistant to antibiotics: study."
iPhone home screen showing a notification from the weather network. It says: "potent winter storm to bring heavy snow, whiteouts, and even blizzard conditions to parts of the prairies."
Frank: "We gotta write a song. Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddlin' kids." Mac: "there is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!"
A handheld ring-toss water game with two joysticks. Seven rings are on one peg, there 10 rings left.
A handheld ring-toss water game with two joysticks.
A man in a hawaiian shirt, backwards cap, and sunglasses sings "Women are stupid and I don't respect them."
A social media post with a picture of Billy Corgan and text below it that reads: Billy Corgan mysteriously claims the government contacted him about 'things way above my pay grade'.
letterboxd 2025 stats showing 95 diary entries, 16 reviews, 25 likes, 174 hours.
A giant E.T. plush offered as a prize at an arcade. It only loosely resembles E.T. and looks kind of bad.
Homer Simpsons yelling "Nerd!"
A man with a very large forehead, weasily-looking eyes, a thin mouth and thick, dark-rimmed glasses.
Conservative Party of Canada magazine cover from summer 2021 featuring Erin O'Toole. His head is photoshopped to be very big. The title reads "Canada's Recovery Plan." The subhead reads "The Man with the Plan Erin O'Toole leader of Canada's Conservatives." the feature articles in the magazine are: Poor people: why are they so gross; Erin on Your Side: protecting your $60,000 salary from a wealth tax; climate change policy: why China is bad; why racism is good for the economy; 12 great recipes for your air fryer.
a three panel meme of Donnie Darko talking to his therapist. Donnie: I started watching a new show. Therapist: Watching a new show or rewatching Deadwood? Donnie: Rewatching Deadwood
Donald Trump with a pensive sort of expression on his face.
Facebook post from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers official page that reads "well at least the sun will explode one day and none of this will matter."
A Facebook advertisement for St. Johns Ravenscourt.
A small Jack Russell terrier named Truman humping his frog toy while Saving Private Ryan is on TV in the background.
a piece of paper with "Flip over for valuable information about BOFA" written on it.
A tv screen showing Olivia Benson from Law and Order SVU.
A boom titled: Let Us Rise: An illustrated history of the manitoba labour movement by Doug Smith.
Bart Simpson with a bewildered look on his face saying "what an odd thing to say."
Screenshot of Typer Cowen article about AI actress Tilly Norwood. Heading says: "My Favorite Actress Is Not Human." Subhead says: "Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI."
A child's sidewalk chalk art drawing of a fish with "RIP my pet fish. he is dead" written next to it.
Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons telling his concerned parents about something he saw.
Letterboxed four favourites from left to right: Stand By Me, Step Brothers, Jaws, Signs
Niagara Falls as seen at water level from the journey behind the falls tour.
Vanessa Bayer smiling wide in the SNL Totino's ad parody with the caption "Anything for my hungry guys."
A two-panel phobic meme. The too panel is Chief Brody from Jaws. The bottom panel is a group of 2SLGBTQ+ people marching together. The quote reads: "You're gonna need a bigger mental institution."
A black tropical bird (possibly a toucan).
A life-sized figure of Bart Simpson, but it's not very good. His pants are crooked and his shirt is weird. He's saying "Ah Carumba" instead of "Ay Carumba."
Slappy the ventriloquist dummy from Goosebumps. He has Red hair and is wearing a black suit with a red bowtie.
screenshot of a section of the linked news article. The heading reads "Status card not recognized by WestJet support" and the body copy reads: Harper said he was then on the phone for 2½ hours, talking to WestJet customer service, and they didn't even know what an Indian status card was. They started asking if Corbiere was from India. "That's totally ignorant of how WestJet does not teach their staff how cultural sensitivity should be at the forefront of this company," Harper said.
Zoolander coughs twice and then says "I think I'm getting the black lung, pop. It's not very well ventilated down there."